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What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

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Master Markus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

May I also say that I feel as though I am looking at something too close to underage softcore pornography for comfort?

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why people crave for such attention? ( i talk about the girl not the day wich he's hilarious for doing that)

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Kirsten Preston
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dad is ace, taking the Mickey out of the sad trend for pouting. I find it totally repulsive, when you spot in particularly very young girls automatically pose at every given opputunety.

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Selena Mendolia
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I absolutely love her dad and he made me laugh my a*s off ! I want to follow him

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Mynda Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This pic "Oh, look at simple, stupid little old me! Tee-hee!" Ten minutes later - "WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!!!" Oi vey!!!!

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Carrie Colet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That belly tattoo will look real cute after she has a baby. 😳

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Melissa Pierce-Brotzman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think more parent's should be doing this we might have a better chance of our daughter's not portraying them sells as mindless sslur bags hats off to the father for taking the time to care

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Matt McCombs
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could have started off by not letting her get piercings (other than ear) and tats as a teen.

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Lisa Ann
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

REAL WOMEN don't ever look that way. I've been told "sexy" IS BEING MYSELF! So little girls need to sit TF down and BE YOURSELF! Unless that self is a whorebag. Then by all means be someone else ;)

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Nancy Conner ت
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's a child. Maybe her Dad's mocking of her will make her take a 2nd look at what a vapid trend she is following?

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Selena Mendolia
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god! I love her dad! He made me laugh my a*s off! I want to follow him too!

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Ben Moose Miller
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to say i see why dad got so many followers on Instagram. He is so funny at shaming her. Guess that works alot better then telling her to stop posting them.

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Renee Hoffman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This father is si right on for doing this.This is love in so many ways.I absolutley agree with his way.TOO cool .Shaming is good on this level.Hell she probably laughs herself.Good clean family fun.YES!!!!!

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Francesca Beauchamp-Hartz
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha! So not only does this guy make fun of his daughter on social media in front of 60K people, he's gotten all of you to make fun of her, too! Hahaha! Best dad evah!

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Wal Williams
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@ Janice Foster: You might enjoy the film "In a World"; it covers part of the 'Sexy Baby' Phenomenon. Ugh! And, as a man, I feel cautious about addressing it, because I don't want to 'voice-shame' (?); but that vapid insipidness is.. grating. It was when I was a teenager in Southern California, and it is now (that's it's bleeding-through into Mainstream speech).

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Beverly Terhune
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You go Dad!! Whatever it takes to get thru to them. Selfies are soo dumb. Especially when they put filters on them. Is it Halloween every day? Cantnpeople just be themselves?

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Bert Anderson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good job, dad. Your baby girl needs to knock it off before it causes unwanted attention.

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Lisa Granade
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, someone help me with the wandering tattoo. Why is it on her left here and the right in her other pics? She must be playing around with Photoshop a lot (which is funny for these "casual" pics).

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Beverly Terhune
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please tell me those dumb tattoos she's plastered on are temporary! Hope she knows hers will end up hanging like those on dad in a few years if they are real.

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Coni Szemis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, someone told these young ladies the " I'm stupid" look is sexy.... which goes to prove how young she is... even my young sons, think this look is stupid (they are the same age).... they need to understand the only one they will attract, is a creepy, dirty old man...

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Ruth Byers
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like she is pulling her underwear out of her bumper and got caught doing it in public.

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Justin Lindell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We teach accepting people for how they look, and ya'll sitting here laughing at someone for how they look. She might look funny on the outside, but ya'll butt ugly on the inside.

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Charles Chapman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kind of a silly pose, but he does do a better job of it than she does. I am happy that he has more followers than she does. Talk about Karma.

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Harley Carey
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go Dad! Bless him for being proactive in trying to influence the future of our society in a positive way! Trying to prohibit her from doing this always has the exact opposite effect and you can't beat em or lock em up so show her just how silly she really looks. I nominate this guy for Father of the month!

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John Yi
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The heart on his henna tattoo is way more properly porportionate!

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Cookie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She sure has an awful lot of tattoos for one so young.

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Marianne Wolf
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How old is his daughter? She looks about 13-15, but that's a bit young for all those tattoos... If she's over 18, then why is he doing this? I'm confused!

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Mark Barnes
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He might be a little better looking. I do not think she looks "sexy". She looks like a goofy, dumb blonde

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Kikka io
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he did the right thing. so if you tell him not to do something is the time to do it just to spite. however in this way the make clear how ridiculous comprotarsi in this manner, as well as exposure to the risk of entering in the sights of some pig.

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Jo Wolfe
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dad paid attention to detail in this one! Even the heart thingy lol

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JanewayForPres
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oops, I think she forgot to get dressed. She's a little doughy to be exposing herself like that anyway...

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Andrea Rowles
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe if dad spent quality time with his daughter instead of the time spent to redo these pictures he might not have the problems he has with her- that was a hint !! When little girls are crying out for attention it's usually because there is no father figure in their life what seems to be your problem ?

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Andrea Rowles
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can take the time out to mock her you should take the time out to help her...

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Beth Schuldt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone notice her tats are on different sides in her other pictures 😂

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Ashley Jeanette
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just trying to figure out why people care so much about what she looks like, how she dresses, the amount of tattoos she has, the poses she's doing.. If it makes her happy and doesn't affect your life, what's the big deal? Scroll on if you don't like it, damn.

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Diana South
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, the girl's poses and facial expressions are silly, but the father is wrong to try and shame his daughter. I don't find this funny.

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Stanley Sigstad
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many people do selfies. There is nothing wrong with the ones she is doing. There is no nudity, just creativity

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Gina Bowman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How old is she? If she's underage you simply take the phone away and make the internet provider require a sign in to connect...cut the data on her phone too. If she's an adult then what's he doing this for?

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Elisabeth Vargas
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's mad ugly! Has the body of a 5 year old. Her dad is sexier lol 😂😂😂

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Richard Griffin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you kiddie who in the right mind would do such a thing.Fame Seeker or fame troller.

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jevais
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How old is this girl? Poor thing, she thinks that she's beautiful and that is all that counts in life. So shallow. She should grow up and be more in reality. Is she working for porno movies or magazines? Very bizarre the pictures. Bad taste.

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Marla Jeanette Dorner
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he is a friggin A*****E that should just grow up and get a life!

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Katie Stinson
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Lmao, you're all bitter as f**k. You must miss being young or something.

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Flora Polvado
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Believe me, I don't miss being that dumb. Much more self respect and confident thus happier now.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

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Jason Bull
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I kinda like the top. For Halloween or something... my goth / punk side wants it

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