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What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

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Norman Yenney
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its from a scooby doo type show. Cant remember name. There were a few copies...Speed Buggy, a ghost from the U.S. civil war playing Scooby's part. All surrounded by 2girl & 2guys, solving mysterys. Became a real formula

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trolling tattoos is a sport that I could get to like.

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Terry Mudge
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sad part is the fact that his fish looks better than hers.

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Margaret Day
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg!!!!! Hahaha! I'll bet she can't show her face in public Bwahahahaha!

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Merisa Davis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's jabberjaw the shark a cartoon character from the 70s lmbo

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Ernie Griffin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we say Ewok! Maybe she could be an extra in the new Star Wars movie

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Shannon Land
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that, instead of a hammerhead, it's Jabberjaw!!😂😂😂

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Shannon Land
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that, instead of a hammerhead, it's Jabberjaw!!! 😂😂😂😂

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Hope L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He forgot the nose ring & the side writing up his wrist!

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Manda Allen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is it ok for him to ridicule his daughter? What is his point ? She is young and gorgeous and she is being creative and theatrical and owning her beauty. It's great that she has confidence. Why does he need to mock and ridicule her? And why do people think it's funny?

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Norman Yenney
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many tatts...its like she needs to scribble, like a primary/elementary schoolkid

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Mark Wilson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He gotta puff out the bottom lip more to get the pouty look she was going for

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Jason Bull
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I kinda like the top. For Halloween or something... my goth / punk side wants it

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