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What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well said. I hope you don't mind if I use that line, I'd never thought of that one before . . . "unless you are a duck." HILARIOUS

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Toni Higgins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasnt the tattoo on the opposite side of her chest? Makes you wonder if its fake or how many different edits she uses on her pictures lol

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tattoos piercings and that clear superior attitude problem... wow... she must be a joy to raise.

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Arwen Jayne
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is nothing wrong with having tattoos and piercings. Nothing at all!

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Alberta Brink
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her tattoo is on the opposite side? Fake tattoo, or Photoshop?

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Zoe Main
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's probabbly using two different cameras. The first one seemed to be from a laptop, and this one is from Sapchat, which, when using the front-facing camera, switches the picture around, which gives it a mirror-like effect, hencw the tattoo on the opposite side

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Nicole Romero
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone know what her tattoo means on her chest? The star with a circle and flames?

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beebo is my child
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As Adriana said, it's from Supernatural. It's an anti-possesion tattoo so basically if you get that tattoo, you can't get possessed by a demon.

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Kim Sharp
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my gosh. I AM DYING. I haven't laughed so hysterically in I don't know how long. I can barely type from laughing so hard. Tears are flowing!!!! This guy needs some kind of award.

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Mandisa Sedia
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which side is this sun/star tattoo really on? (With reference to the picture preceding this one)

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Libi Aisling
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think dad's got the cleavage going ON! Way better than the girl...😆

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Benjamin Vandeman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Body art pens, for this and others. To be fair, she seems quite an artist. Too bad she can't find a better medium to express herself.

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Lisa Levine
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her uhhh supposed tattoo switched to the other side of her chest!

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Amanda Michelle Lea
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have too admit I see nothing worth copying this one over. It's not racey or sexual. This is actually a very. I've photo of her, who care if you don't like "duck" face photos... I've seen duck face done really bad she looks natural in this.

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Megan Maney
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's because this picture was taken with Snapchat. Snapchat's camera flips the image.

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Su Yang
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It works if u are young and pretty. Not every look works for everyone

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Becky Sanchez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone notice that her tattoo is now on the right (left in the first pic)? Must be a temp

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John MiniCena
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad to see a girl w such low self esteem begging for attention

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Katie Forcier Toeben
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg what is with girls now a days taking half their eye brows off? It looks so ridiculous!! Your eyebrows should come in line with your nostrils or a tad more. This is over kill waxing!! You can tell she did it herself. Because no professional would ever do that to someone's eyebrows. If she can afford all thes tattoos go spend a few bucks for a real eyebrow wax done the right way!! Eeeek.

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Cheryl Ram
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A duck face just makes a person look stupid! Thank you dad, for becoming pro-active in your daughter's life; maybe that will shame her into behaving herself!

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Cynthia Estrada
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kudos to Dad...and he has ore followers than she does? That should make her realise what's it all about.

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Natalie Sedgwick
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone else notice that in the first photosher tattoo is on the opposite side from the second one???

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like my parents wouldent f**k with me and my personal image

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i would ruin my parents if they did this to me

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Norman Yenney
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, good luck with that...they would be saving you from yourself, out of love. 💚👫

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Jason Bull
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I kinda like the top. For Halloween or something... my goth / punk side wants it

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