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What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

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Jason Bull
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I kinda like the top. For Halloween or something... my goth / punk side wants it

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a friend like her downtown. We used to call her prost-ta-tot she ended up in Toronto and never heard from again. Please scare your daughter straight dad. I fear for her

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Tracey Hirt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's 19, and lives in my town. http://news.shopatmain.com/2016/06/30/dads-recreations-of-daughters-sexy-selfies-goes-viral-yahoo/

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RuthAnne Hiott
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha Curtis, are you for real?!?! You assumed all of that just because you noticed differences in the bathroom pics?!?! UNREAL!!! God forbid their home actually has TWO or more bathrooms, like most homes do LMFAO!!!! Or, maybe just maybe the daughter has her own place to live, since after all she is 20! Geez lol

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Cathie McGowan Maxon
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She just looks waaaay too young to be putting herself out there like this. I'd be worried if it were MY daughter.

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Heather Pierce
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dad's pics are 10x better than the daughters! I love how not only does he imitate the outfits but even the facial expressions! I am a Mom of 4, 1 son + 3 daughters & luckily my girls are still young...but I would be absolutely mortified if they chose to display these types of pics publicly on social media. Shame on her! It's one thing if she wanted to send these privately to her significant other but for the whole world to see?! Hopefully Dad's idea will humiliate her enough to set her straight or @ least make her think twice about how inappropriate she looks. She's actually a pretty young lady. It's a shame that she feels the need to wear these scantily clad outfits for attention. When I see photos like these, I can't help but think about how attention starved someone must be to have to show so much. I think she would look so much better if she left something to the imagination. Confidence is a good thing but clearly not sure if she even has any seeing how every photo she's half dress

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Evelyn Teta
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she is a child trying to be an adult. It is sad. Our child hood is so short as it is.I think she is headed for big trouble. if I was her dad I'd be worried to.

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Diane Jobson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She looks like a small child trying to be a woman, it's mildly disturbing and also mildly cretinous.

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Christian Fox
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No matter what he does, it won't equal how disturbing her picture is. Poor father.

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Daniel Fleming
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No pants on one (the girl, it looks like it anyway), and not enough pants on the other.

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Mynda Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm generally a proponent of natural hair colour. It simply looks better 99.9% of the time. However, I feel she looks better as a blonde. These are fabulous. I love that this father/daughter duo will have these forever. Such great memories. She's a lovely girl as well. Well done Da'!!

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Hilary Anne
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How old is this girl?? Seriously. If she is UNDER 18 I have several issues with ALL of these. And before I point out what is wrong here let me say, I am a 25 year old girl with two kids, piercings and tattoos. This young lady is beautiful. And unless she is under 18 I do not see the point in the dad doing this, other than being funny. But if she is under 18 let me explain WHY this is the only way this father could bother his daughter. This father has apparently allowed his daughter to get numerous tattoos and piercings. This is a problem. Parents allowing their kids to act and look like adults before they are. And we wonder why they are preyed on... Bc they look 25, not 17! I am not a Saint. But all of those things I had to wait to do until i was an adult. My parents would not sign or give permission for me to permanently mark my body. This is something that requires time and maturity. This dad lost his authority with his daughter long ago

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Judy Jordan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't believe the tattoos or piercings are real because in one pic the star tat is over left breast in another is over right breast. The noise ring is in center of nose on one pic and on the outside of nostril on the other. She should not be posting pics at her age, my child would not have social media to post on.

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