
Dad Has Diarrhea In Public Toilet With His 4-Year-Old, Her Reaction Makes Man In Another Stall Cry From Laughter
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Nobody knows about lack of privacy more than parents. Forget about showering in peace, working in peace and yes, even going to the bathroom in peace. Clint Edward’s, author of the parenting blog ‘No Idea What I’m Doing: A Daddy Blog,” shared one of his more public bathroom parenting experiencing in a recent Facebook post.
The dad of three was two hours into a family road trip when ‘diarrhea struck.’ He was with his four-year-old in a gas station and had no choice but to bring her along to the bathroom. As Edward’s struggled with his bowels, his daughter proved herself to be the “Richard Simmons of pooping.” She cheered on her dad with words of affirmation such as “You’re trying so hard!” and shouting “You’re doing it, Daddy! You’re doing it!” It occurred to the father later, that she was channeling him and his wife’s method of potty training through encouraging phrases. Still, the dad has since dubbed his daughter the “world’s most wonderful cheerleader,” supporting him through everything from using the restroom to eating his vegetables.
Clint loves sharing stories about his kids. He started his blog during a lull in a different writing project and by the end of the year had written for the New York Times, the Washington Post and been featured on Good Morning America. The father of three just published a book titled “I’m Sorry…Love, Your Husband.” His favorite part of being a dad? “I’m just in it for the snuggles.”
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The dad of three was two hours into a family road trip when ‘diarrhea struck’
He was with his four-year-old in a gas station and had no choice but to bring her along to the bathroom
Hopefully, the medicine helped!
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I was mildly amused by this crap
Well, shit...
T*M*I
I must be getting old because all I can think is.....why? Why is this on the internet? This is a story you tell your spouse and maybe your BFF....not the world.
Because he sells humor books.
I agree with you. The internet has become a place of oversharing...
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So, you're telling me that one day it'll be ok to take pics of bestiality and pedophilia? It's an honest question, really; not everything should be shared. You won't like a friend of you post a pic of you taking a bath full frontal nude without your permission, right?
I thought it was hilarious!
Because... HUMOUR! You should try it some time.
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So, when will you be sending us a picture of that you've crapped???
He didn’t tell it his wife though :)
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Little girls are expected to grow up into a woman, but then when boys grow up.... are still kids? Was he afraid of his little woman?
because kids are downright funny and if you have never had the experience then you would not understand.
Do they not go to the toilet in your household, then? Or does someone come round once a week with an extractor?
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True, this should be a very private matter. but you know how people is on this century. With the selfie obsession and the endless online accounts. Must be an extrovert thing. I'm surprised that he didn't took a photo out of all his c.r.a.p. on the toilet for the media to witness that he wasn't lying about it. I'm over 40 and i've never seen turd to be something of public matter. Today, being normal is mainstream.
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you are getting old. humour is humour. and, we all do it.
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wtf did i just read an ad?
Yes. We all did.
I feel like I just read an ad for an author.
Oh, this is an ad. Booooo.
Kids learn from adults. So if adults cheer them on when pooping, they eventually think that's a normal thing to do and mimic their behavior.
So it's not really surprising, but still funny :D
If kids are repulsed when a couple: man and woman kiss, then why parents tells them it's ok to cheer for gay people kissing. Is this what they want them to learn. You said that kids learn from adults.
Anything to get attention nowadays.
Why is this even here!!!????
Yuck
Uhm... good job? Keep up the "movement". #family #youcandoit #gasstationdrops #chachacha. Not really sure what else to say here. Hehe
In the early '80's (a safer time in history) while out at a restaurant, our 5yo wanted to go potty by himself like a big boy. The john was in eyesite of our table so I said yes. Watching my watch, when he wasn't out in 90 seconds, I charged in there to find him, pants and Garanimals underpants dangling around his akles, sitting in the men's urinal! "About done daddy" he says as I grab him under his arms and move him quickly to the appropriate seat.
I have my suspicions this is not entirely true.
I once saw a tweet that read that someone overheard a kid telling his father that he needed to go number 3.....do not wanna know whaat that means.
Number 1 + number 2 = number 3. It’s not that hard.
I laughed too hard while reading this in the office
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My daughter ( middle) coming out of a public toilet during a long days travelling. She would have been about 7; holding her nose face screwed up and yelling at the top of voice oh mummy that lady in the next toilet really stinks. I got out of there very fast.
Wa ha haaaaa.......absolutely hilarious!!
Wa ha haaaaa............absolutely hilarious!!
When my son was young and got diarrhoea, he told me he'd been sick out of his bottom.
Hilarious!!
I don't care for people watching but people listening? IT IS GOLD! Especially listening to little tiny kids in public restrooms. I've got so many stories.
This is my fault. I clearly read what it was about and clicked the link anyway.
I live in Mexico so I can tell you Loperamide really works.
That is awesome. Anyone with little kids can relate.
Coll story bro
The tears are streaming down my face I'm laughing so much. Cannot understand why some people are offended by this. With all the dreadful things going on in the world it's good not to take ourselves too seriously.
Dear diarrhea, please excuse my spraying. I can't stop my cheeks from shaking ...
Omg this is hilarious.
. Gotta love the daughters honesty! This story was hilarious, it 'pooped' me out!
nice
See? So it's nit just mums' who can't crap in peace!
If mom was in the car then why did he have "no choice" but to take his child into the bathroom with him?
Um cause would take more time to walk all way out to the car and back in. He wouldn’t have made it in time duh!
I was a teenager and was with my mom in the restaurants bathroom. While we were washing our hands mom lets out this huge fart and says "Oops! Little bit gassy there!" I start cracking up saying "a little?" and we notice there was someone in the stalls the whole time, we left cracking up.
why are kids so honest?
The fact she commented the SIZE cringes me out a little, nice story thou
. Gotta love the daughters honesty! This story was hilarious, it 'pooped' me out!
Bodily functions aren't off limits now I guess. The barrell's bottom is in sight :)
You saw the title; you could have skipped the story, but you read it so you could whine. If you're too immature to handle bodily function conversations, stay off the internet.
Suzi, no need for harsh words. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.
LOL Lola, what harsh words? Suzi is 100% right and 100% polite. Now fuck off! (those ARE harsh words, see the difference?)
Diarrhea is literally the third word in the title, what did you expect? Did you click the link to this article expecting to read about a forest full of happy fluffy bunnies and quacking ducklings?
If you didn't think this was funny, I guess you don't like little kids. They don't have our inhibitions. They're innocent...and honest. In our straight-laced world a lot of what they do is funny. If you can't get down on the floor and laugh and play with the little guys, I'm sorry. You're missing something precious. Oh, BTW, I'm 71, and I think little kids see the world through new eyes and keep me young,
If your didn't enjoy the humor here, I guess you don't like little kids. They don't have our inhibitions. They're innocent and honest . In a straight-laced world, if you can't get down on the floor to laugh and play with the young ones, I'm sorry. You're missing something precious. Oh and BTW, I'm 71 and I thought this was hilarious.
Oregano tea, it's a powerful anti-diarrhea for me.
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Yeah, not amused and utterly disgusted. Not a story to share...sorry.
Why read it then?
And why bother to comment then?
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This dude takes his daughter into the stall with him .. that poor kid, this is borderline child abuse and cruel and unusual punishment all in one LMAO :p
Better to leave her standing alone outside the bathroom?
I think the point Rogue is trying to make, is that it’s quite a punishment to take someone (anyone) into your stall if you have diarrhea. As the little girl phrased it “Yucky daddy, it’s stinky!” 😂
The "LMAO :p" part just went way over ya'all basic simple heads, huh..
you humor.
She's four years old. You don't leave a four year old alone. You gotta do what you gotta do. It's a parenting thing. Sometimes you gotta laugh so you don't cry.
I think the point Rogue is trying to make, is that it’s quite a punishment to take someone (anyone) into your stall if you have diarrhea. As the little girl phrased it “Yucky daddy, it’s stinky!” 😂
So laugh then, I was making a joke. So many dense in a head people in BP.
I was mildly amused by this crap
Well, shit...
T*M*I
I must be getting old because all I can think is.....why? Why is this on the internet? This is a story you tell your spouse and maybe your BFF....not the world.
Because he sells humor books.
I agree with you. The internet has become a place of oversharing...
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
So, you're telling me that one day it'll be ok to take pics of bestiality and pedophilia? It's an honest question, really; not everything should be shared. You won't like a friend of you post a pic of you taking a bath full frontal nude without your permission, right?
I thought it was hilarious!
Because... HUMOUR! You should try it some time.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
So, when will you be sending us a picture of that you've crapped???
He didn’t tell it his wife though :)
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Little girls are expected to grow up into a woman, but then when boys grow up.... are still kids? Was he afraid of his little woman?
because kids are downright funny and if you have never had the experience then you would not understand.
Do they not go to the toilet in your household, then? Or does someone come round once a week with an extractor?
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
True, this should be a very private matter. but you know how people is on this century. With the selfie obsession and the endless online accounts. Must be an extrovert thing. I'm surprised that he didn't took a photo out of all his c.r.a.p. on the toilet for the media to witness that he wasn't lying about it. I'm over 40 and i've never seen turd to be something of public matter. Today, being normal is mainstream.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
you are getting old. humour is humour. and, we all do it.
Ad
wtf did i just read an ad?
Yes. We all did.
I feel like I just read an ad for an author.
Oh, this is an ad. Booooo.
Kids learn from adults. So if adults cheer them on when pooping, they eventually think that's a normal thing to do and mimic their behavior.
So it's not really surprising, but still funny :D
If kids are repulsed when a couple: man and woman kiss, then why parents tells them it's ok to cheer for gay people kissing. Is this what they want them to learn. You said that kids learn from adults.
Anything to get attention nowadays.
Why is this even here!!!????
Yuck
Uhm... good job? Keep up the "movement". #family #youcandoit #gasstationdrops #chachacha. Not really sure what else to say here. Hehe
In the early '80's (a safer time in history) while out at a restaurant, our 5yo wanted to go potty by himself like a big boy. The john was in eyesite of our table so I said yes. Watching my watch, when he wasn't out in 90 seconds, I charged in there to find him, pants and Garanimals underpants dangling around his akles, sitting in the men's urinal! "About done daddy" he says as I grab him under his arms and move him quickly to the appropriate seat.
I have my suspicions this is not entirely true.
I once saw a tweet that read that someone overheard a kid telling his father that he needed to go number 3.....do not wanna know whaat that means.
Number 1 + number 2 = number 3. It’s not that hard.
I laughed too hard while reading this in the office
Clickbait
My daughter ( middle) coming out of a public toilet during a long days travelling. She would have been about 7; holding her nose face screwed up and yelling at the top of voice oh mummy that lady in the next toilet really stinks. I got out of there very fast.
Wa ha haaaaa.......absolutely hilarious!!
Wa ha haaaaa............absolutely hilarious!!
When my son was young and got diarrhoea, he told me he'd been sick out of his bottom.
Hilarious!!
I don't care for people watching but people listening? IT IS GOLD! Especially listening to little tiny kids in public restrooms. I've got so many stories.
This is my fault. I clearly read what it was about and clicked the link anyway.
I live in Mexico so I can tell you Loperamide really works.
That is awesome. Anyone with little kids can relate.
Coll story bro
The tears are streaming down my face I'm laughing so much. Cannot understand why some people are offended by this. With all the dreadful things going on in the world it's good not to take ourselves too seriously.
Dear diarrhea, please excuse my spraying. I can't stop my cheeks from shaking ...
Omg this is hilarious.
. Gotta love the daughters honesty! This story was hilarious, it 'pooped' me out!
nice
See? So it's nit just mums' who can't crap in peace!
If mom was in the car then why did he have "no choice" but to take his child into the bathroom with him?
Um cause would take more time to walk all way out to the car and back in. He wouldn’t have made it in time duh!
I was a teenager and was with my mom in the restaurants bathroom. While we were washing our hands mom lets out this huge fart and says "Oops! Little bit gassy there!" I start cracking up saying "a little?" and we notice there was someone in the stalls the whole time, we left cracking up.
why are kids so honest?
The fact she commented the SIZE cringes me out a little, nice story thou
. Gotta love the daughters honesty! This story was hilarious, it 'pooped' me out!
Bodily functions aren't off limits now I guess. The barrell's bottom is in sight :)
You saw the title; you could have skipped the story, but you read it so you could whine. If you're too immature to handle bodily function conversations, stay off the internet.
Suzi, no need for harsh words. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.
LOL Lola, what harsh words? Suzi is 100% right and 100% polite. Now fuck off! (those ARE harsh words, see the difference?)
Diarrhea is literally the third word in the title, what did you expect? Did you click the link to this article expecting to read about a forest full of happy fluffy bunnies and quacking ducklings?
If you didn't think this was funny, I guess you don't like little kids. They don't have our inhibitions. They're innocent...and honest. In our straight-laced world a lot of what they do is funny. If you can't get down on the floor and laugh and play with the little guys, I'm sorry. You're missing something precious. Oh, BTW, I'm 71, and I think little kids see the world through new eyes and keep me young,
If your didn't enjoy the humor here, I guess you don't like little kids. They don't have our inhibitions. They're innocent and honest . In a straight-laced world, if you can't get down on the floor to laugh and play with the young ones, I'm sorry. You're missing something precious. Oh and BTW, I'm 71 and I thought this was hilarious.
Oregano tea, it's a powerful anti-diarrhea for me.
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Yeah, not amused and utterly disgusted. Not a story to share...sorry.
Why read it then?
And why bother to comment then?
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
This dude takes his daughter into the stall with him .. that poor kid, this is borderline child abuse and cruel and unusual punishment all in one LMAO :p
Better to leave her standing alone outside the bathroom?
I think the point Rogue is trying to make, is that it’s quite a punishment to take someone (anyone) into your stall if you have diarrhea. As the little girl phrased it “Yucky daddy, it’s stinky!” 😂
The "LMAO :p" part just went way over ya'all basic simple heads, huh..
you humor.
She's four years old. You don't leave a four year old alone. You gotta do what you gotta do. It's a parenting thing. Sometimes you gotta laugh so you don't cry.
I think the point Rogue is trying to make, is that it’s quite a punishment to take someone (anyone) into your stall if you have diarrhea. As the little girl phrased it “Yucky daddy, it’s stinky!” 😂
So laugh then, I was making a joke. So many dense in a head people in BP.