Cyanide and Happiness are probably the most well-known funny comics on the whole Internet. These inappropriate jokes have graced our newsfeeds sine 2004 with a new Cyanide and Happiness comic each day. Now, it is quite evident that these dirty jokes aren't sweet and cute and are highly NSFW, with some even being quite offensive, but God, are they funny. So funny.

Cyanide & Happiness are simplistic, yet engaging comic series created by the Explosm team - Dave McElfatrick, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker.

These adult jokes stand out with their simplistic style and found a spot in the hearts of internet users because of an unexpected turn of events in each comic strip.

Take a look at these relationship comics about romance and marriage and let us know which one you liked the best.

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Pi...
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4 years ago

This was so tongue in cheek! :-D

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Hans
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4 years ago

fair enough

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Intensive Panda
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4 years ago

i already saw this during their depressing week and had a bad mood for 2 days and now you post it here *flips table*

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LauRa Morgan
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4 years ago

Hehe

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Hans
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4 years ago

:)

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

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every girl would do that no?

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Kat Blak
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4 years ago

well, he didnt specify what kind of things

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

never talk during sex it could get akward real fast

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Richard Pickman
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4 years ago

NEKRomantik! :-D

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

i love it!

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Hans
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4 years ago

Quite realistic!

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Stalkerish!

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

same

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Hans
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4 years ago

hehe

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

What's for dessert?

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Tracy Baparam
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4 years ago

She's just being mean.

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

XD

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Hans
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4 years ago

har har

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Hans
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4 years ago

hahaha

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Tracy Baparam
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4 years ago

omg, so funny.

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Cute

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Edmund Falgui
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4 years ago

Sibling zoned

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Goulart Junior
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4 years ago

Well, that escalated quickly

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Tracy Baparam
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4 years ago

She's wearing a shirt as a dress, but then again, so is he.

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Hans
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4 years ago

Haha, nice one.

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Wow! 😂😂

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guess
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4 years ago

this makes me irrationally happy

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Craymoss
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4 years ago

What? You been spying on me?

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Craymoss
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4 years ago

Trumps rape protection. Sorry. Couldn't.... resist.. urges.......

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Dark. :D Cyanide and Happiness on pointe.

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Exactly! Plot twist indeed!

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Dhy Diolola
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4 years ago

Oh my god. This is rather sad.

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Cecilia Valerio
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4 years ago

But why ??

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Ahahahahhaha! Dick pic guy goes truthful! 😂😂😂

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Maaike Keevel
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4 years ago

Me

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

that's a dirty joke

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Iwona Surska-Szydłowska
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4 years ago

hahah

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Jace
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4 years ago

I can relate to her.

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El Espejo
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4 years ago

OMG this crack me up.

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Hans
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4 years ago

really evil!

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Heavy... 😂😂😂

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Jace
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4 years ago

There is not a single sane person in this comic.

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Jace
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4 years ago

The looks on their faces say "do not want". Piss off, Jesus.

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Monkey D. Luffy
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4 years ago

For when things get too awkward.

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Csilla Szabadi
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4 years ago

Omg xD

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Emilie Gardiner
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4 years ago

She's pulling middle fingers xD

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Cactus Kevin
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4 months ago

Ha this is hilarious 😂

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Hannah Hollowell
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4 years ago

That smug look on his face

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Hans
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4 years ago

evil!

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol. Uh-oh. That facial expression, tho'.

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Sethan Sun
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2 months ago

yep. true true

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Hans
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4 years ago

Clever!

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Jace
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4 years ago

Ba dump tisss.

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Jasmine Chen
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4 years ago

didn't expect that one.

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Instant karma!

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le_magicien_bergier
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4 years ago

I LOVE shorter guys...

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Häłēÿ Wébb
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4 years ago

Lol

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Sethan Sun
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1 month ago

oOf

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

ouch

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Daniel Fleming
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4 years ago

Thats called anal.

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Jasmine Chen
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4 years ago

scary...........

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Вера Деме
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4 years ago

Aggressive women! Beware!

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Vendetta Knight
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4 months ago

Reminds me of that one short.

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Jan Gobec
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4 years ago

Pedo bear approves

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Sethan Sun
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2 months ago

oOf

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Caterina Fontana
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4 years ago

I'd kill him

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Daniel Mallory
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4 years ago

well he did it

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Sethan Sun
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2 months ago

yep definitely

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Daria B
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4 years ago

Would be funnier if she liked it.

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Sarai Morrissette
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3 years ago

Hahaha