Cyanide and Happiness are probably the most well-known funny comics on the whole Internet. These inappropriate jokes have graced our newsfeeds sine 2004 with a new Cyanide and Happiness comic each day. Now, it is quite evident that these dirty jokes aren't sweet and cute and are highly NSFW, with some even being quite offensive, but God, are they funny. So funny.

Cyanide & Happiness are simplistic, yet engaging comic series created by the Explosm team - Dave McElfatrick, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker.

These adult jokes stand out with their simplistic style and found a spot in the hearts of internet users because of an unexpected turn of events in each comic strip.

Take a look at these relationship comics about romance and marriage and let us know which one you liked the best.

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Mirela Covic
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4 years ago

#justmebeingme

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Hans
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4 years ago

fair enough

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Randy Lawson
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4 years ago

Nice to know

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Ahahahahhaha! This one is my favorite so far. :D

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Karen Rocha
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4 years ago

lol

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

LMAO this is totally something I'd do.

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Tracy Baparam
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4 years ago

lol

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

I don't think she feels it bruh

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Richard Pickman
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4 years ago

NEKRomantik! :-D

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Karen Rocha
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4 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA burn!

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Hans
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4 years ago

Quite realistic!

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Stalkerish!

Ruby Rubio
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4 years ago

True story , lets justo say IT didn't work out.

Ruby Rubio
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4 years ago

Just *

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Craymoss
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4 years ago

*ques music* Every breath I take,.... every move I make.,........

Cactus Kevin
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1 month ago

LOL

Erika Carr
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1 year ago

MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Jase Pugh
Community Member
3 years ago

😂😂😂

Kyle Soliday
Community Member
3 years ago

they're just sticks.

Liananananana
Community Member
3 years ago

Ooh! Classy!

Nicole Rosandich
Community Member
4 years ago

This is my best friend with every guys she has more than 1 date with. then she wonders why they don't want to be with her!?!

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Hope Floats
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4 years ago

If I was a little guy in a topaz top and bald... This cartoon would describe me perfectly...

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Hans
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4 years ago

hehe

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Hope Floats
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4 years ago

Reminds me of chocolate body paint.....But that's a WHOLE different story... :/

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Димитър Иванов
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4 years ago

I read the last pic with a Melissa McCarthy voice.

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Kristýna Petrovicová
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4 years ago

Lol

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Socially Awkward
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3 years ago

The first one looks like me :(

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Hans
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4 years ago

hahaha

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Tracy Baparam
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4 years ago

omg, so funny.

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Cute

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Edmund Falgui
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4 years ago

Sibling zoned

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Goulart Junior
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4 years ago

Well, that escalated quickly

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Tracy Baparam
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4 years ago

She's wearing a shirt as a dress, but then again, so is he.

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Karen Rocha
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4 years ago

smooth...hahahaha

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow! 😂😂

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guess
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4 years ago

this makes me irrationally happy

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Sara Fina
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3 years ago

"Huh?" Lol

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Anne Rouffignac
Community Member
4 years ago

( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YYYEEEAAAHHHH!

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

Dark. :D Cyanide and Happiness on pointe.

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

Exactly! Plot twist indeed!

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Dhy Diolola
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh my god. This is rather sad.

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Cecilia Valerio
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4 years ago

But why ??

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

Ahahahahhaha! Dick pic guy goes truthful! 😂😂😂

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Sarai Morrissette
Community Member
3 years ago

Dang hormones.

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

that's a dirty joke

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Iwona Surska-Szydłowska
Community Member
4 years ago

hahah

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Jace
Community Member
4 years ago

I can relate to her.

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El Espejo
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG this crack me up.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

really evil!

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Jace
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe he meant foursome and forgot to count himself.

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Jace
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4 years ago

There is not a single sane person in this comic.

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

I often wonder if I'll go to hell for finding such jokes funny !

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Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
4 years ago

For when things get too awkward.

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Csilla Szabadi
Community Member
4 years ago

Omg xD

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Emilie Gardiner
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4 years ago

She's pulling middle fingers xD

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Cactus Kevin
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1 month ago

Ha this is hilarious 😂

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Dhy Diolola
Community Member
4 years ago

The lesson here is to make sure you don't answer any survey written using an erasable pen.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

evil!

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol. Uh-oh. That facial expression, tho'.

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Beni Iwanowa
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4 years ago

got confused with the mustaches :D

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Jace
Community Member
4 years ago

Ba dump tisss.

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Jasmine Chen
Community Member
4 years ago

didn't expect that one.

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Tillie Martinussen
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4 years ago

Instant karma!

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le_magicien_bergier
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3 years ago

I LOVE shorter guys...

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OTTERZ4LIFE
Community Member
3 years ago

Did anyone else try to say this with the accent?

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Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

O, didn't see that obe coming! 🙊

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Daniel Fleming
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4 years ago

Thats called anal.

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Jasmine Chen
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4 years ago

scary...........

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Sara Fina
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3 years ago

Not a very observant doctor...

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Vendetta Knight
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1 month ago

Reminds me of that one short.

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Jan Gobec
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4 years ago

Pedo bear approves

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Caterina Fontana
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4 years ago

I'd kill him

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Daniel Mallory
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3 years ago

well he did it

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Daria B
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4 years ago

Would be funnier if she liked it.

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Joseph Roberts
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1 year ago

Foolish amateur, you should never make a voodoo doll of yourself.

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