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As of now, we have a pretty firm idea of what makes things cute - their round shape, squishiness, fluffiness, and softness. And it doesn’t really matter if it’s an animal, a sweater, a sofa cushion, or your best friend as the aforementioned qualities make them inherently cute. But what about puns? What makes puns cute? They are not some tangible object, after all, to carry those adorable qualities. Well, one thing is for sure, if the pun in question is about kittens, puppies, or bunnies - it’s cute. On the other hand, if the silly pun that you’re reading is about boogers, snot, or any other bodily fluid - it is definitely not cute. Alas, you cannot attribute everything to the topic discussed; as you very soon shall see, a cute pun can also be about melons, llamas, and even pigs, which are all… round. Okay, so the theory might not be 100% true, but let’s stop digging and just enjoy the adorable puns below!

Under the cute puns umbrella, you’ll find wordplay on edible things, living things, inanimate objects, and even colors. Truly a hilarious pun for everyone’s taste. Even if you’re not that into this whole adorableness concept, these are some clever puns, too. So no need to frown, let’s enjoy someone’s undeniable wisdom instead. Have some original puns that might fit right in on this list? Be sure to write them down in the comments!

So, do scroll down below and check out the funny puns for yourself! If such an expression as ‘cuteness overload’ still exists in 2021, you are about to feel it in its full force. But it’s a blow to be relished, indeed! So, after you are done skimming through no less than 194 of our cute puns, be sure to vote for the ones that tickled your fancy the most! Also, share this pun-tastic (yup, this one still lives in 2021) article with your friends, especially those feeling a bit low today - this might be just the medicine they need! 

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How did the phones propose to one another? They gave each other a ring.

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What do you say when you find the perfect font? You’re just my type!

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What do you call a dog with magic powers? A Labracadabrador.

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Where do dogs go when their tails fall off? A re-tail store.

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#7

How does a light bulb start a rap song? Can I get a watt watt.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding? Let’s grow mold together.

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#9

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

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#10

How does a cactus apologize? Sorry I was such a prick.

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#11

What did one leaf say to the other leaf? I’ve fallen for you.

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#12

Why are Italian desserts so loyal? They cannoli be happy with you.

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#13

What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.

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#14

What do you call an alligator with a sleeveless top on? An investigator.

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#15

You've stolen a pizza my heart.

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#16

Are you a cheetah? No, you lion!

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#17

What kind of music is scary for balloons? Pop music.

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#18

What did Frankenstein say to his bride on Valentines day? Will you be my Valenstein?

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#19

What did the koala say to his girlfriend? I love you-calpytus.

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#20

Why are gymnasts great friends? Because they can bend over backwards.

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#21

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

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#22

What happens when you go on a date with a root vegetable? Your heart beets fast.

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#23

What kind of bee rises from he dead? A Zombie.

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#24

Why don’t spiders leave the house? They can do everything on the web.

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#25

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

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#26

What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan? You make me melt.

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#27

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

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#28

Why don’t teddy bears eat dessert? They’re always stuffed.

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#29

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

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#30

What did the flour say to the milk and eggs? Batter up!

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#31

What do you call a classy sea creature? Sofishticated.

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#32

Why didn't the dog play football? Because it was a boxer.

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#33

You and I make a great pear.

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#34

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.

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#35

Do chemistry majors make good boyfriends? Periodically.

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#36

Why do frogs always work at hotels? They make good bellhops.

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#37

Why are pastries so stupid? They donut know anything.

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#38

Why do bullets have so much trouble paying their bills? They’re always getting fired.

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#39

Why are skeletons lonely? They have no body.

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#40

Why was Tiger staring in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.

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#41

Why did the shovel seek help for his friend? He was looking pail.

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#42

Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife sleep? Because of his coffin.

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#43

Why are Dalmatians so bad at hide and seek? They’re always spotted.

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#44

What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

getting deja vu from the inside out bonus feature :D

#45

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

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#46

What did Shamu write on his valentine? I whale love you forever.

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#47

Why are fungi always invited on road trips? They don’t take up mush room.

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#48

What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

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#49

Where do hamburgers dance? A meat ball.

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#50

What did the buffalo say when his son left for school? Bison.

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#51

Why don’t traffic lights want anyone to look at them? They’re changing.

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#52

Why do I always fall in love with people who order Dominos for me? They have a pizza my heart.

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#53

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

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#54

What is the Orca’s favorite television show? Whale of Fortune.

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#55

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court!

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#56

What is a cat's favorite color? Purrple.

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#57

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

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#58

Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything.

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#59

There are no decent Chemistry jokes anymore because all the good ones argon.

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#60

What did the slime say to another slime? Will you be my valen-slime?

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#61

You can donate blood to me anytime, because you’re just my type.

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#62

What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile.

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#63

Who is a chicken’s favorite musician? Bach.

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#64

Why was the bee’s hair sticky? He used a honeycomb.

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#65

Why are pickles so chill? Whatever happens, they dill with it.

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#66

What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend? I’ll make it up to you.

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#67

Why are ice cream cones so bad at tennis? They have a soft serve.

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#68

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? Rocket.

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#69

What do you call a giant animal no one cares about? Irrelephant.

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#70

What do lawyers wear to work? A lawsuit.

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#71

What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll? I’m soy into you.

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#72

What did the soup write on his valentine? You make miso happy.

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#73

What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.

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#74

Why do fish only swim in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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#75

Banana puns make me peel ill.

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#76

Which baseball player holds the water? The pitcher.

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#77

What did one lightbulb say to another? I love you watts and watts.

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#78

What did the blueberries say to each other on valentines day? I love you berry much.

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#79

I have so many egg puns, it’s not even bunny.

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#80

I might come off as cheesy, but I think you're the grate-st person I ever met.

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#81

Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.

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#82

Your name must be Autumn, because I’m fall-ing hard for you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your name must be Autumn because you're old and wrinkly and really quite chilly. 😆

#83

You must be a geologist because you rock my world.

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#84

Better let me give you a ride. You might get pulled over for driving while intoxicating.

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#85

Is this a laboratory? Because you and I have great chemistry.

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#86

What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? You're one in a melon.

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#87

I love you from my head tomatoes.

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#88

What do you call an everyday potato? A commentator.

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#89

What did the pig say to his girlfriend? Don’t go bacon my heart.

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#90

What kind of landscape gives the best compliments? Plateaus, they’re good at flattery.

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#91

Why do Russian nesting dolls brag so much? They’re full of themselves.

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#92

Why can’t you sell a shoe to a bear? They prefer bear feet.

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#93

What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine? I love you pho real.

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#94

What’s the scariest kind of beverage? The tea-rex.

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#95

Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired.

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#96

What sound does a chicken’s phone make? Wing wing.

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#97

Why does Mcdonald’s always seem so fun? Time fries while you’re there.

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#98

What did the paper say to the pencil? You’ve got a really good point.

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#99

Why do lollipops always fall for scams? They’re suckers.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. Lollipop eaters are the ones who suck. There has to be an underlying logic to a pun

#100

How do birds say hello? Goose bumps.

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#101

What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song? Can’t touch this.

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#102

Why does the female reproductive system belong in the theater? The ovary acts.

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#103

How can you tell if a toilet is sick? It looks flushed.

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#104

What is a dairy product like as a partner? They’re your butter half.

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#105

What’s the most attractive beverage? Hot tea.

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#106

What kind of bird is sticky? A vel-crow.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a pet crow who wouldn't leave my shoulder, even when he died. Poor old Vel...

#107

Why are mexican restaurants usually kept secret? No one will taco bout it.

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#108

Why are dogs bad at dancing? They have two left feet.

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#109

What kind of food is someone who steals? A strobbery.

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#110

The best tea-chers are ones who can mul-tea-task.

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#111

I don't mean to be cheesy, but my team is really grate.

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#112

Why are chemists good at solving problems? They have all the solutions.

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#113

What did the sheep say to the other sheep? I love ewe.

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#114

Which candy is never on time? ChocoLATE.

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#115

There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate.

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#116

Honey, you are un-bee-lievable.

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#117

Too many girls think the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.

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#118

Why do bears always travel in packs? They can’t bear to be alone.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They don't. Other than a mother and cubs, they are solitary.

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Why do you always want a laundry detergent on your side? They help you turn the tide.

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#120

Why don’t you have to worry about chicken tenders hurting your feelings? They couldn’t if they fried.

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#121

Why are bears never on their own? They can't bear to be apart.

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#122

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off? The re-tail store.

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#123

Just thought I would bear my soul and tell you how much I love you.

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#124

Life without you would be un-bear-able.

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#125

I’m not kitten when I say you’re the cat’s meow.

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#126

I love having you as a snuggle bunny.

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#127

I love you deerly.

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#128

You’re my tweetheart.

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#129

I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.

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#130

I whale always love you.

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#131

Just thought I otter tell you how much I care about you.

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#132

Muffin can ever come between us.

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#133

I love you s’more and s’more each day.

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#134

You make my heart erupt like a volcano. What I’m trying to say is, I lava you. Sorry if I’m gushing.

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I can never stay mad at you, but I will always stay mad about you.

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#136

I think you're eggcelent.

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#137

You’re such a deer.

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#138

I ain’t lion when I say I love you.

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#139

You're the bear-y best.

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#140

I think you are porcu-fine.

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#141

I'm so very fawn-ed of you.

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#142

Owl always love you.

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#143

You’re soda-lightful.

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#144

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

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#145

What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.

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#146

Why do Christmas lights know the best restaurants in town? They’re always going out.

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#147

How do dogs make sandwiches? With purebred.

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#148

What kind of shorts do clouds have on under their clothes? Thunderwear.

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#149

What sea creatures are the best at algebra? Octopi.

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#150

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He never lands.

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#151

What is a whale’s favorite food? Fish and ships.

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#152

Why do ice cream cones make such bad parents? They’re always playing flavorites.

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#153

What kind of fruit is the most helpful? A lemonaide.

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#154

Why don’t trains ever choke? They chew chew.

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#155

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was a fun guy.

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#156

Why can no one sleep at the cemetery? Too much coffin.

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#157

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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#158

Why are cats always optimists? They know how to stay pawsitive.

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#159

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? She felt crummy.

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#160

What do you call it when cheese goes #2? Fondue due.

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#161

Why should you never tell a joke to a window? It might crack up.

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#162

Why are flowers so supportive? They be-leaf in you.

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#163

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.

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#164

How do we know people love Mexican food? They always taco 'bout it.

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#165

Never marry a tennis player, love means nothing to them.

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#166

Cinderella is bad at playing football because she's always running away from the ball.

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#167

The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.

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#168

I’m fawned of you.

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#169

Life without you would be doggone ruff.

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#170

You’re turtle-ly awesome.

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#171

I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.

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#172

I cherry-ish you.

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#173

Olive you.

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#174

The time we spend together is like a hot dog. I relish it.

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#175

You light my fire, probably because you’re my perfect match.

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#176

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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#177

Pie like you berry much.

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#178

What did one fish text to the other fish? Let minnow when you get there.

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#179

What is an alcoholic’s favorite book? Tequila mockingbird.

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#180

What do you call an animal that is half snake half pie? A pie-thon.

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#181

Where do cows go on a date? The moovies.

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#182

You give my life porpoise.

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#183

I’m nuts about you. You make me come out of my shell.

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#184

I want to spend more thyme with you.

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#185

What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars? T-Rex.

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