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Everyone who has worked in retail knows that for every good customer, you get 2 horrible ones pulling up in the parking lot. It's a law. Like gravity.

But some people are so rude, so annoying, and so malicious, it's like they're on a quest to make as many workers miserable as possible. And sometimes they succeed.

When someone like that ruins your day, there's only one thing you can do. Vent online. I mean, you can't punch the jerk or anything—you're still in uniform. Pull off a stunt that damages the reputation of the company you're working for and you're out the door.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of these stories to show you that people in retail really deserve our respect; they go through these situations every day. For more similar experiences, check out our older pieces here and here.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glory hounding. Trying to do the right thing for the sake of appearances whether it kills anyone or not

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In our piece on some of the most ridiculous customer demands ever, we mentioned one study that's relevant here as well.

Turns out, people treat retail workers worse when they're looking for bargains than if they were less price-conscious. The University of British Columbia (UBC) Sauder School of Business paper, which was published in the Journal of Consumer Psychology in 2017, looked at several factors to determine how customers treated employees.

One variable researchers analyzed was the words customers used when speaking to customer service workers.

"When shoppers focus only on paying the lowest price, they become less attuned to understanding the human needs of others, or even recognizing them," Johannes Boegershausen, a UBC Sauder Ph.D. student who co-authored the study, said in a press release.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would use that even if my father didn't die... you got served and I wasn't rude to you... smiling is nice, but you can't expect someone to be smiling the whole day

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Researchers also analyzed customers' feelings towards the employees by showing them pictures of a flight attendant in the Ryanair (bargain) uniform, the Lufthansa (luxury) uniform, and a neutral uniform. Customers viewed the Lufthansa and neutral flight attendants as equally human, but they saw the Ryanair flight attendant in a poorer light.

"We simply varied the brand, and found that people ascribed lower capabilities for experiencing emotions and feelings to the Ryanair flight attendant," Boegershausen explained, adding that this subtle dehumanization can take many forms and is not necessarily intentional.

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Another experiment had participants communicating in a live chat with a rude customer service representative. They were then offered the chance to punish the employee through a complaint. The researchers found participants were 18 percent more likely to give a rating that would lead to disciplinary actions against the employee when shoppers were adopting a price-conscious mentality than when they were not.

The researchers say the findings could help owners and management of discount stores, as the problem could affect their employee retention—previous research has shown that employees who experience rude and inconsiderate customer behaviors report higher levels of emotional exhaustion, job dissatisfaction, and burnout.

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Judging from these posts, retail employees deal with a lot of dumb stuff. At least they're strong enough to laugh from their misery.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being so small-minded that you have a meltdown over what fried potatoes are called.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get it... the mind is a stupid thing and will often do something like this

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh I've been there. I really have. There is genetic variation within every race... You can't say "you're not caucasian, because your nose is too big". I don't appreciate idiots who think they know your race better than you

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd say that lady is definitely going to miss her flight once the "grade-school educated" security person is through with her.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so sad... Even if you don't like lgbt, you could at least be civil enough. Surely there is some area between best buddies and worst enemies. I know this because I met people who believe i am going to hell, but they're still my friends :)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What we have here is a person with no grasp of what a PDF actually is...

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Paul K. Johnson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have told him to take off the back of his computer monitor so he could see the other side of the PDF.

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danielw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have sold him a printer that can do double sided printing and a 'new' copy of adobe whatever it is that does pdfs.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe it!!! HE GAVE HIS WORD and now he's sharing it with the whole internet! That poor client of his won't see a penny.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean- If he really wants that he could set up a computer program that used a pdf format, but each page could be "flipped over" using a button and a transition-type tool to make it look double sided 😂😅

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Adam C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man. Some old woman asked me how to see the backside of the pdf. So now we are closer to the solution.

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James Dean
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a brilliant idea - a printer that prints both sides at once, no messing around working out which way round to put the paper through the second time

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it! They should make a word for that, too. Maybe... "duplex." Nah, that's a kind of double house. "Flipside," "Duo page," "flippy flip." I don't know.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right. I'll get on that as soon as I finish designing a paper shredder that works in reverse.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Client: You sent me a PDF proof, but it's only one page. It's supposed to be two! Me: (Checking what I sent) There are two pages Client: How do I see the second page?! Me: Just scroll down, as if you were on the internet Client: ... oh ...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It should be legal to have just bitchslapped the bejesus out of him for that one.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing the client is Thor. Dr. Strange: “…and you don’t have a phone.” Thor: “No, I don’t have a phone, but you could’ve sent an electronic letter. It’s called an email?” Dr. Strange: “Yeah. Do you have a computer?” Thor: “No. What for?”

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heck, why stop there. Let's make them triple-sided.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've worked with 3D pdfs. Never tried printing one, though.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I worked in a garden center, a really friendly customer laughed and told me he had just embarrassed himself at another garden center by asking employees there, “Do you have chlamydia?” He said they just stared at him for a moment, so he followed up with, “Do you know where I can find chlamydia?” He then realized that he meant to say “clematis” and immediately turned around and left. I helped him find our clematis, and, as he was leaving, said, “At least you didn’t say you were having trouble finding the clitoris!”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no, I want to see them take it to small claims . . . I want to see how far it will fly when it's thrown out.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, we'll rename this fee to education-fee and raise it by 50%. The lesson you've learned is that you don't pretend to be rich when you haven't got a dime to spare.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like: "make me appear first on google search when somebody search for [goddam words which have nothing to do with the customer's business]"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you had one of those cases when you can't remember a password, ask for a reset, and when you type in the new password, it says that you can't use the old one :D

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