Guy Wanted A Happy Ending But Got A Sad Ending For Free In A Hilarious Chat That Went Viral
Sometimes you’d better be careful what you ask for. Especially if what you wish is not listed on the page. Or you may, and most likely will get burned. Like this anonymous man who has been mercilessly roasted by a masseur named Amber after asking her for something that’s not on the service menu.
Turns out, the man was “more interested in the stuff that isn’t listed,” and he then added “like happy endings lol.” At this point, Amber was like “gotcha, say no more,” and a savagely hilarious chat between the two ensued.
The masseur not only had something to offer to the potential client, she had a full 3 packages ready on the table. Read the full chat captured in screenshots that’s basically a masterclass in how to handle awkward questions, unsolicited offers, and weirdo people all at once.
A customer asks for a service that’s not listed on the page, the masseur hilariously shuts him down with a priceless counter-offer
Image credits: Morgan Sherwood (not the actual photo)
Image credits: Amber Says
Many people found the masseur’s response brilliant
This is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen. I laughed for all three options and was wheezing for a while after 😂😂😂
Yes! Where is this place, they deserve a shoutout and my business.
Load More Replies...When I was a junior/senior in high school and researching higher learning, I got a call from an Army recruiter, I told him no thank you, I planned on studying massage therapy. His tone changed immediately, and even though he had no idea how I looked, he started making suggestive comments. That was the end of my massage therapist dream. (Already been assaulted by then, so it seemed an easy choice to avoid the profession. Now I’m old, cynical and have a few years of Muay Thai under my belt, I should give it another go…)
Hell yeah, to your strength and to the Muay Thai. You sound like a badass!
Load More Replies...Package B: "because they're better.... like your sisters grades, which is probably the reason for his favoritism" oh snap
lol but what if he actually chose one of the options...
Load More Replies...The way he goes from asking with the "lol"s to anger at her messing with him to regret and backpeddling is kind of disgusting. If you ask a woman with a legit business if she does sexual favors, don't get mad at the response she chooses. What a psycho.
Haha. He swore he was joking when she mentioned sending texts to the wifey.
Hello, yes? I'll take package C, but instead of lavender, could I instead get the scent of middle-aged desperation and entitlement? Thanks.
It was brilliant! On the other hand, it would have been also funny and brilliant if she happily did offer happy ending packages like: repeating motivational mantras or a META love guided meditation during a relaxing massage session, listening to a 30 mins recording of dad's jokes during a muscle relieve massage session, or watching short comedy/comedian films during a shoulder, neck and face massage session. Those would certaingly give me a super happy ending 😃!
To some extent blame should be to masseuses who DO give happy endings. This guy was probably looking for THOSE and just happened to ask if this was one of them. Like if the product is available they're gonna ask for it. No offense to those who don't stock it and it's not a personal attack against them, they can just decline that they're not the ones who do that. If you find a business lady or cashier and ask for a blow job just coz female, then then you deserve a bad rep. Coz no you have no justification for expecting that service.
What a weird thing to think or say. Some of you people are super weird and sad.
Load More Replies...No. You go to school to become a massage therapist. End of.
Load More Replies...Because it's disgusting to act that way towards people who are just trying to do their job.
Load More Replies...This is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen. I laughed for all three options and was wheezing for a while after 😂😂😂
Yes! Where is this place, they deserve a shoutout and my business.
Load More Replies...When I was a junior/senior in high school and researching higher learning, I got a call from an Army recruiter, I told him no thank you, I planned on studying massage therapy. His tone changed immediately, and even though he had no idea how I looked, he started making suggestive comments. That was the end of my massage therapist dream. (Already been assaulted by then, so it seemed an easy choice to avoid the profession. Now I’m old, cynical and have a few years of Muay Thai under my belt, I should give it another go…)
Hell yeah, to your strength and to the Muay Thai. You sound like a badass!
Load More Replies...Package B: "because they're better.... like your sisters grades, which is probably the reason for his favoritism" oh snap
lol but what if he actually chose one of the options...
Load More Replies...The way he goes from asking with the "lol"s to anger at her messing with him to regret and backpeddling is kind of disgusting. If you ask a woman with a legit business if she does sexual favors, don't get mad at the response she chooses. What a psycho.
Haha. He swore he was joking when she mentioned sending texts to the wifey.
Hello, yes? I'll take package C, but instead of lavender, could I instead get the scent of middle-aged desperation and entitlement? Thanks.
It was brilliant! On the other hand, it would have been also funny and brilliant if she happily did offer happy ending packages like: repeating motivational mantras or a META love guided meditation during a relaxing massage session, listening to a 30 mins recording of dad's jokes during a muscle relieve massage session, or watching short comedy/comedian films during a shoulder, neck and face massage session. Those would certaingly give me a super happy ending 😃!
To some extent blame should be to masseuses who DO give happy endings. This guy was probably looking for THOSE and just happened to ask if this was one of them. Like if the product is available they're gonna ask for it. No offense to those who don't stock it and it's not a personal attack against them, they can just decline that they're not the ones who do that. If you find a business lady or cashier and ask for a blow job just coz female, then then you deserve a bad rep. Coz no you have no justification for expecting that service.
What a weird thing to think or say. Some of you people are super weird and sad.
Load More Replies...No. You go to school to become a massage therapist. End of.
Load More Replies...Because it's disgusting to act that way towards people who are just trying to do their job.
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