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When’s the last time you read something that left you speechless? Not figuratively but literally. The ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is home to comments that require a dark sense of humor to enjoy and strike you like a bolt out of the blue with the force of a rhino ramming a truck into your brain.

Get yourself a flask of holy water and scroll on down for some truly cursed comments that will make you ask yourselves, what the flipping heck you just read, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your fave comments and let us know which ones got a chuckle out of you.

The ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit has a huge following: their community is made up of nearly 2.2 million ‘cursed individuals’ and has been going strong since April of 2018. However, the community isn’t just about edginess, cringiness, and shock—the mods want you to smile, too.

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Gwen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cat is like.... I will end you if you ever forget my treats again!

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“Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” the subreddit mods explain what their community is all about.

So if you want to post on the sub, make sure that your comment is likely to “strike the reader into oblivion” and make them wonder what is going on.

Internet sensation, Swedish YouTuber PewDiePie jokingly said that the ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is “the worst” and “takes the prize” when it comes to weird comments.

While you think it might be wrong to laugh at comments like these, don’t forget about the importance of humor and the positive effects it has both on your physical and mental health.

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Alex M. Borgella, an assistant professor of psychology at Fort Lewis College, told Gizmodo that using humor in “seemingly inappropriate” situations can help reduce anxiety, as well as stress. So don’t feel bad for laughing at these cursed comments, dear Readers. Embrace it!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear god, don't read these at work. Boss will not like if you laugh loudly in your cubicle

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wandile dludlu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shouldn't be laughing, but funny if funny, no matter how insensitive it might be

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Eglė Bukauskaitė
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fins tried to warn the rest of the world that Santa clan are sketchy dudes... No one listened 🤦‍♀️

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got sent to work at a furniture store as a loader with the British Heart Foundation by the DWP. I have DCM and LBBB. The Manager took one look at me when I staggered through the door (yes it's that bad) and asked if I was OK. I told him my conditions, and he got me look at the security camera and sign and date a piece of letter headed paper and got me a drink of water. 'Sacked' me on the spot and said "Go home and get some rest when you're ready. I will call the DWP and have a word with them. If they try to say you failed to attend then get in touch and let me know. I will send them the video and a copy of the paper you signed" He gave me his card and shortly after I heard him in the back office tearing the DWP a new one over the phone about being heartless murdering pricks. That's the cleanest sentence he said. Didn't even make it to clock in. Total time in the job, 3 minutes!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a nice reminder about how it once looked. This is not 'bad news' in any way.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I'm old and decrepit and near death in a hospital bed, you promise to unplug my life support? I'll marry you!

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Marie-Pierre Adam
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, you guys don't get it... The dad is Richy Hardy (older dude posting from his account). He is saying happy brithday to his daughter and son, who are twins, and it's signed from him (dad) and his wife (mom). He just did not add any punctuation, that's why it's confusing. So the two people in the picture are siblings, not married to one another. It should be like "Happy birthday ! from Mom and Dad (heart heart to show love)." With a picture of the birthday girl and boy.

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Inioluwa Adewara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'll kill u" (after joking around with a friend and it got annoying)

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More!
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My last sent text/caption for this: ‘...She heard you swearing from the sunroom yesterday. So she went back inside. Haha.‘

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Pumpkin Spice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I couldn't find a single good 34b bra, it's literally the most common bra size why are there none left"

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MistyCat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The last text I sent? "hi Amma (Mom), I think I got my period and the blood's in my undies. I don't have pads."

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cybermerlin2000
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What Danny really did while screaming "F**K YEAH!" in The Overlook Hotel when the twins asked Danny Torrence to play with them

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Steven Dirkson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My last text was (other than a video,) "TIME TO CAUSE SENANAGIANS"

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Myth illogical
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

” Thanks, it's not really a big deal, but it was nice to see it in print"

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Cicimelia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I miss you, I love you, and I hope Daymon's butt is better!

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Aasha Rooks [STUDENT]
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't feel like cleaning my room because that's the room that I am in the most

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Switzerland
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the last text i sent was "h o r s e f u n e r a l" (i sent an image from another bored panda article to my friends)

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SirPatTheCat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohh noo....“Yeah thank you!! We tried the zombie kettle corn and it was really good!! (Grandma sent halloween themed popcorn)

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KT
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Don't call tonight, Bella lost her s**t after" bahahaha

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Mandy Peterson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lolol mine "hey gma, you ever get logged into your bank account again?"

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Stephanie Did It
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine was Beautiful! Thanks for doing the research and sending it to me!

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Hannah M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My last text was "by the way, [friend's name] is a vegetarian"........ I don't know. This can mean some things... The comment in the picture sure is accurate though

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Iffydust
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My last text was "The we rather get the other one" hmmm

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3 years ago

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Inioluwa Adewara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i had an argument with my friend last thing i said when we made up and were jokin around "I'll kill u" if u dont stop playing.

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"F**K NO, I'M OUT, I HATE MOUTH CLOSE UPS! I'm GOING, GOODNIGHT" I sent this to my bois on a discord server for people who read the webtoon Proper Care and Feeding for your Fountain when someone posted a panel that had a mouth close-up shot to mess with me, and then I went to bed lol...mouths are weird...I don't like em

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No matter how much you try to dress it up, cannibalism is still cannibalism. I hope the New Zealanders catch this lunatic before they eat another trucker

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not that bad. In fact, I'm sure it's someone's kink... Well, if it wasn't before it certainly is now...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like Hawking would've been highly amused by this comment, may he RIP

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Charlie Kelly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is most certainly not true. Cats will only result to eating humans days after realising they are not getting fed. So yes your cat will munch on the soft tissues of your corpse but whilst you're still breathing? Hell nah, no chance. Don't believe everything a stranger says on the internet, do your own research..

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