50 Times People Spotted Such ‘Cursed’ Comments, They Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group
When’s the last time you read something that left you speechless? Not figuratively but literally. The ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is home to comments that require a dark sense of humor to enjoy and strike you like a bolt out of the blue with the force of a rhino ramming a truck into your brain.
Get yourself a flask of holy water and scroll on down for some truly cursed comments that will make you ask yourselves, what the flipping heck you just read, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your fave comments and let us know which ones got a chuckle out of you.
The ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit has a huge following: their community is made up of nearly 2.2 million ‘cursed individuals’ and has been going strong since April of 2018. However, the community isn’t just about edginess, cringiness, and shock—the mods want you to smile, too.
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“Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” the subreddit mods explain what their community is all about.
So if you want to post on the sub, make sure that your comment is likely to “strike the reader into oblivion” and make them wonder what is going on.
Internet sensation, Swedish YouTuber PewDiePie jokingly said that the ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is “the worst” and “takes the prize” when it comes to weird comments.
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While you think it might be wrong to laugh at comments like these, don’t forget about the importance of humor and the positive effects it has both on your physical and mental health.
Alex M. Borgella, an assistant professor of psychology at Fort Lewis College, told Gizmodo that using humor in “seemingly inappropriate” situations can help reduce anxiety, as well as stress. So don’t feel bad for laughing at these cursed comments, dear Readers. Embrace it!
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I shouldn't be laughing, but funny if funny, no matter how insensitive it might be
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Fins tried to warn the rest of the world that Santa clan are sketchy dudes... No one listened 🤦♀️
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Got sent to work at a furniture store as a loader with the British Heart Foundation by the DWP. I have DCM and LBBB. The Manager took one look at me when I staggered through the door (yes it's that bad) and asked if I was OK. I told him my conditions, and he got me look at the security camera and sign and date a piece of letter headed paper and got me a drink of water. 'Sacked' me on the spot and said "Go home and get some rest when you're ready. I will call the DWP and have a word with them. If they try to say you failed to attend then get in touch and let me know. I will send them the video and a copy of the paper you signed" He gave me his card and shortly after I heard him in the back office tearing the DWP a new one over the phone about being heartless murdering pricks. That's the cleanest sentence he said. Didn't even make it to clock in. Total time in the job, 3 minutes!
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It's a nice reminder about how it once looked. This is not 'bad news' in any way.
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My 4 old daughter likes my own version in which the witch turns out to be a good old granma that gives candies to the kids and shows them how to get home. She is not yet ready to listen to the original horror themed version :-)
Why does everyone keep calling her a witch? She's just an elderly cannibal who bakes enough bread to cover a metal frame.
This is why it’s important to teach about the Holocaust. Too many people do not understand the reference! 😥
I am pretty sure that they are not that many people that don't know what the Holocaust was. But this is not that obvious. It took me a few read-throughs and then I finally took a guess that it was about the holocaust. Understanding this is more about knowing about Jewish stereotypes than knowing about the Holocaust.
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Oh, those old Grimm Fairy Tales are very very bad in their original. Sleeping Beauty gave birth in her sleep (guess how she got pregnant... yeah, not so Charming, right?) Then when she woke, he brought her and the children they had together to his castle to live with HIS WIFE.
Hey, she was a retired old lady living alone in her dream house when two kids start literally eating her out of house and home. She has gotten a bad rap!
It's parallel to the second world war. Where Germans (some, I'm simplifying, please don't come at me, I like Germany) put killed the Jewish people in concentration camps. Jewish people generally have big noses as well as dark curly hair and were hated because of their wealth.
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The non-jew witch was going to eat the non-jew children so the non-jew children pushed the non-jew witch into an oven.
While I get the joke and smirked, too, the fact that they immediately jump from "big nosed, curly-haired and hoarding treats" to parallels is really, really racist.
It was a stereotype (representing the majority) and a solid reason to suspect anyone back then... you can't erase history because you want to be politically correct. A forgotten history will only repeat itself.
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No, you guys don't get it... The dad is Richy Hardy (older dude posting from his account). He is saying happy brithday to his daughter and son, who are twins, and it's signed from him (dad) and his wife (mom). He just did not add any punctuation, that's why it's confusing. So the two people in the picture are siblings, not married to one another. It should be like "Happy birthday ! from Mom and Dad (heart heart to show love)." With a picture of the birthday girl and boy.
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No matter how much you try to dress it up, cannibalism is still cannibalism. I hope the New Zealanders catch this lunatic before they eat another trucker
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Now, I have 'You had a friend in me' stuck in my head and I am now starting to sing it. Help me.
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This is most certainly not true. Cats will only result to eating humans days after realising they are not getting fed. So yes your cat will munch on the soft tissues of your corpse but whilst you're still breathing? Hell nah, no chance. Don't believe everything a stranger says on the internet, do your own research..
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All of the happy face reactions are what is really creeping me out...
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Imagine his father spreading the costume's legs to push him around
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This was a nice break from all this "disney princess eating pizza gallery of 176 pics in dolphin costumes"
This was a nice break from all this "disney princess eating pizza gallery of 176 pics in dolphin costumes"
