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'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)

It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.

But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.

Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.

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Cursed Bears

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.

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Cursed_organs

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We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.

"I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.

"It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."

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Cursed_percentage

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Cursed_lapdance

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Cursed_sleep

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The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.

They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.

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"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."

#6

Cursed_sport

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Olivia Lisbon
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be at least one random non-athlete in each event, just to shut up everyone at home yelling at the tv that they’d be so much better at it.

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"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.

"It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."

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Cursed_family

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Cursed Afterlife

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But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."

"Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.

"We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."

The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."

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Cursed_suicide

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For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.

Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.

Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").

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The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."

But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."

"Everyone's down on everyone for everything."

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Cursed Countries

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#27

Cursed_sexually

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Hydroboi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What?! The food doesn't taste good.. hmmm want me to add some sauce sexually?"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming sexually?

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jk nbt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

same joke when eating chinese food: when the waiter gives you a fortune cookie, everyone at the table take turns opening theirs & reading the fortune. Add the words "in bed" at the end of the fortune after each is read...

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fat and happy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a common thing to do growing up and it was always the funniest thing

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Shane S
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s that time of the year again. We are asking for donations to Save the whales, sexually.

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Natasha
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say learning more then one language will help your brain sexually

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Mahayana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty, sexually

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Seán Baron
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard you were in hospital. What was wrong with you, sexually?

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Dolly_of TheCowboy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Your oxygen saturation is a bit low so let's just put these nasal prongs on you and get your levels back up, sexually"

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Remi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We should have pizza for dinner, sexually...... oh wait

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Buren
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a cute dog!!! Who is the good boy?? Who is the good boy? NAH, I can't do this.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How hard was your job at work today sexually? I think it matches if you get really f****d at work!

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Derek Dufrane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Little Johnny and his cousin sue played in his fort all day sexually

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Duncan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be number 1, sexually. I laughed so hard, sexually.

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Kar Red Roses
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“What do you mean uuurgggh, I don’t like SPAM, sexually!”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Similar to the Methodist teen tradition of adding "under the bedsheets" to the end of every stanza of lugubrious hymns.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The price inflation on gas and other things has been crazy. How do you feel about it sexually?"

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slime shawty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what would you do if you found a body in a hotel room, sexually?

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Eric Tanner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of AFI's top movie quotes: Nobody puts Baby in a corner, sexually - Dirty Dancing I feel the need, the need for speed - Top Gun Cinderella story. Outta nowhere...It's in the hole, sexually - Caddyshack Here's Johnny, sexually - The Shining Say Hello to my little friend, sexually - Scarface As God is my witness, I will never be hungry again, sexually - Gone With the Wind Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, sexually - Godfather II A boy's best friend is his mother, sexually - Psycho Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get, sexually - Forrest Gump If you build it he will come, sexually - Field of Dreams I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti, sexually - Silence of the Lambs Fasten your seatbelts, it' going to be a bumpy night, sexually - All About Eve May the Force be with you, sexually - Star Wars Here's looking at you kid, sexually - Casablanca I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse, sexually - Godfather

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RafCo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry to hear about your father passing away, sexually

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Anggi Angkasa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seing my MIL coming back home carrying lots of grocery "Let me help you, sexually"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alternatively: I’m sorry to hear of the passing of your parent. I remember how much they loved taking photos of wildlife and getting as close as they possibly could, sexually..

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sorry to hear of the passing of your parent. I remember how much they loved going on safaris and getting up close and personal with the wild animals, sexually..

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Unnamed Hooman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sorry for your loss…… I’m not even going to go there 🤣

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine ur kid just like, “Mummy look at my grades! Sexually”

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laura lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee, sexually"

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Alexis minnix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Hey, wanna go play with the dogs and their balls, sexually”

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Luna Karnsuwan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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#29

Cursed Rolex Advice

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Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?

They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)

#30

Cursed Dad

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am guessing he planted those because he foresaw that we would be like zombies because of covid.

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#31

Cursed_tattoo

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#33

Cursed_fish

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what we've been doing wrong then!! Girls don't fake orgasms if you don't plan to swim off afterwards!!

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Cursed_alliance

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#36

Cursed Eau De Toilette

Cursed Eau De Toilette

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#38

Cursed Birthday Party

Cursed Birthday Party

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#41

Cursed_vegetative State

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Olivia Lisbon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never assume someone either can’t hear you or won’t hear about it later.

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#43

Cursed_andy

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#45

Cursed_s**t

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

spicy jesus yesss i laughed edit: as opposed to sweet jesus, salty and umami. i saw it on another boredpanda post

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#47

Cursed Porn

Cursed Porn

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"oooooh," kermit moaned "ooooh stick that sexy hand of yours further,"

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best graffiti I saw was "Jumping Dave is gay". No idea who he was, why he got the name Jumping Dave, no idea if he was gay or not. But is sounds like a Netflix drama we deserve.

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Cursed Cup .

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those too young (or innocent) to understand: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY! Trust me on that! EDIT for those who stumble upon this and don´t know what it is about: Two girls, making out, looks hot, then they share a poop-cup. No, literally, excrement in a cup.

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Cursed Fox

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