It’s bizarre to think that if you’re, hypothetically speaking, forced to do something for all eternity, you’d wager it would be something that is also eternally painful or dull or, simply put, anything but pleasant. Well, eating is one thing we’re “doomed” to do for all eternity and so far most of us quite like it.
So much, in fact, that some even form very strong opinions about food, cuisine, and everything in between. And there’s been an AskReddit post about it, with thousands of people sharing their culinary hills they’d die on.
Bored Panda has collected some of the best opinions from the now-viral post, which currently clocks in at nearly 27,000 upvotes, 29,000 comments and 60 Reddit awards. Scroll down to check them out, and while you’re at it, vote on the ones you like and comment your strong opinions in the comment section below!
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When you're baking from an online recipe, don't change three or four ingredients "to make it healthy" and then leave a one star review about how bad it is.
Only edible items should be plated. Garnishes should be edible, Hate it when I see rocks and sticks on a plate. Fight Me.
Being poor isn’t a culinary crime. It takes talent to make cheap food taste as good as my mom did.
Life is too short to not use butter.
COOKING AND BAKING ARE DIFFERENT.
Cooking allows you to experiment and be imprecise. Baking requires precision
A burger should fit in your mouth and shouldn’t require a stick to hold it together or cutlery to eat it.
If you think it's enough garlic, it's probably not enough garlic.
Being snobby about food to the point where you're hindering someone else's enjoyment is not a positive personality trait.
if you are writing a recipe, write a recipe. Not an autobiography
It's about some weird copyright laws in some countries. Very annoying, most people probably skip the 'biography' part, so apart from the copyright purpose this was wasted time. Ps. yesterday when looking for lasagne recipe I had to skip over world history of lasagne, a personal history of lasagne and author's philosophical exasperations - on lasagne, of course...
Homemade chili is almost always better the next day.
And lasagne...and tiramisù.. the next day they are always better...
Grilling on charcoal taste way better than propane, Hank Hill is an idiot
That cheap bag of frozen peas and diced carrots you get at the grocery store is an outstandingly versatile source of nutrition. And tasty too.
Cereal first and then milk
My daughter puts the milk in first, then the cereal. She says it keeps the cereal from getting soggy while she eats it. Or she may just be a monster. 🤷♀️
Remember this moment when she is on trial for triple homicide.
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Commenters: "Ugh, food snobs are the worst". Also commenters "If you don't make cereal correctly you're a psychopath".
Nope. I must first ice up milk so it's cold enough to give me frostbite, then cereal.
This person right here is my people. ;) I put the bowl in the freezer for an hour before I have cereal because the milk needs to be on the cusp of freezing. Milk first, then a handful of cereal at a time to avoid all sogginess. Amen. ;)
Load More Replies... No. You had me until this one. 1) Bowl goes in icebox for at least an hour in order to maintain milk at near-freezing temp once poured because warm milk is repulsive. 2) MILK GOES IN FIRST! If it crystalizes a bit at the edges, it's perfect. 3) Cereal is added a handful at a time and eaten before it gets even the least bit soggy.
Exactly! You know how much cereal you want, and then how much milk fits. 😌
I think this one is suggestive like music or art its up to the individual .
Uh, that's not how it works. It gets soggy based on how long it's in the milk, not what goes in the bowl first...
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To everyone so afraid of soggy cereal (which tastes so much better, and you can pour the milk on it and refrigerate it so it's still cold when it's ready to eat): why even put milk on it? Just eat it dry and drink the milk.
I honestly don't understand why people care so much about how others eat their food. 😅
I'm reading the comments and thinking to myself... I must be a serial killer that kills other serial killers... I eat my cereal DRY. No possible way it can get soggy.
Reading some of these comments...how long do you guys have to eat cereal???? It's meant to be kinda quick, no? Who has the time to eat cereal handful by handful?
I sometimes like to heat my milk up a bit so the bowl of milk has to go in the microwave first, otherwise I'd agree.
These types of questions always raise my eyebrows, as in milk first or tea, does a specific food belong on a pizza, etc. I always go by the "if you like it, eat it" mantra, as it truly is no-one else's business what you make for yourself.
Or just eat Captain Crunch, it takes at least 30 minutes of Aggressive milk soaking before the corners are sufficiently rounded enough to stop lacerating the roof of your mouth.
I pour milk in my bowl, then put a handful of cereal in at a time. Can't stand soggy cereal.
Milk first allows you to measure the amount of milk you put in. But this kind of cereal was invented by a sociopath who thought it would prevent masturbation, then filtered through marketing who decided to add a half cup of sugar per cup of cereal, so it's nasty no matter which way you look at it. (Yes, I did grow up eating sugar cereal, yes I did put the milk on after.)
Nope nope nope. Milk first, then a wee bit of cereal. Consume unsoggy cereal. Add wee bit more cereal to milk bowl; consume. Repeat until milk is gone.
No. Milk first. Then you add a single layer of cereal and eat it without mixing. Repeat. Cereal is this crisp.
Well, the beautiful thing about a free society is that everyone has the right to be wrong....so there you are ..
Welp ...I am a bit psycho but I do "mini" bowls so the cereal does not have a chance to get soggy. And yes, cereal first, than a little milk. Im usually content after two mini bowls and it stays crunchy the whole time....
She's right. If you create a floating iceberg of cereal and eat what's submerged, the cereal above-milk will descend into the milk as you eat it. Or you can just keep the box with you and add a bit more ever few bites until you're out of milk. It may seem weird if that's not how you've done it your whole life, but if you aren't stuck in your ways and can give it a try, you might realize it's actually the better way.
Years ago, my aunt flew out for a visit. At breakfast, she watched my sister pour her cereal into a bowl, then reach for the milk. Aunt stopped her, put the cereal back in the box, then poured the milk into the bowl, followed by the cereal, telling my sister that was the "right" way to do it. That was when my sister started to realize why mom and I always include "bless her heart" when talking about her.
Who puts the milk in first?! You can't properly judge the portion or ratio that way.
I do, who even goes around using math for some food, it's JUST cereal, nobody dies bc somebody doesn't do what you do
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For me, if I put milk first before I put my cereal, the cereal might potentially overflow from the bowl, so I prefer putting the cereal first then milk.
Not everyone has tiny bowls, mine are very tall, you can see how much you put in it, and I do milk than cereal bc I add things to my milk that I can't do if cereal is already in there
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Milk first! That way i prevent ending up with served cereal but no milk. And no, I never end up with just milk because when I want cereal I look for the box first, and when I finish the cereal, I throw that box away
Grammar, Jim. Stay in school before telling people how to do things, not everyone is you Karen
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Nah. Milk first, then cereal a handful at a time. I can't stand soggy cereal.
If you put the milk first, then the cereal floats and you try and stir it, they pop over the rim and get all over the place. Cereal always first, absolutely.
actually, I eat the cereal then drink the milk separately because my brother likes soggy cereal and its a crime
Of course. Wait, you mean there are maniacs out there who actually put the milk in first?
Pouring milk over cereal helps it start to absorb the milk. Some Cereals with f up your mouth lol
I have only ever found one cereal that stays crunchy long enough to finish. Luckily, it tastes good, too.
I fill a frozen bowl with cold milk and then add a small amount of cereal. After I eat the small amount of cereal, I’ll add more cereal to the bowl. The cereal stays crunchy and the milk stays cold, perfect. imo
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I put in the milk then add a little bit at a time. Its cocoa pebbles ok? They are literally pebble sized so they get soggy as shite fast! Eat a little at a time, it stays crunchy! Don't judge me.
I'll die on this one! I always put milk in first then a bit of my cereal. That milk isn't gonna go soggy while I read the news.
My little one (7), ever since she started eating cereal, she has two bowls. One with milk and one with cereal. She hates when it gets soggy so she just puts a few bits in the milk as she eats! Clever girl! And yes. Cereal first, then milk.
Milk before cereal is what I do since I don't like my cereal getting soggy(I eat slow), and I heat up my milk, and add chocolate powder, I don't like white milk, I'm not 😏,And I hate how people make such a big deal out of some cereal, news flash Karen, not everyone is you! Someone not doing what you do doesn't kill you, I hate that you just can't live without someone not doing things the same way most of the world does, not everyone follows the crowd. If you're one if these ppl that make a big fuss, I hope you ch0ke on that cereal, THAT is what kills you. There is NO law saying it's bad, someone isn't crazy or weird bc of cereal, damn.
This is actually something I'm willing to pass on
YOU DON'T NEED TO WASH YOUR GOD DAMN MEAT!
If you cook it right, you kill all the bacteria you're "washing". All you're doing is spreading the germs all over your kitchen sink.
We need to make burgers wider not taller
The most expensive food isn't always the "best" food. No, I'm not impressed by a $200 slice of pizza with it's price driven up with truffle and gold flake.
Bonus: cereal or crushed Oreos on a donut isn't revolutionary.
Worcestershire sauce can work magic.
So can fish sauce. Amazing how something that smells so vile can enhance so many flavors.
We need to stop letting people put raisins where they don't belong.... It's getting out of hand.
I like dipping my sushi rolls and sashimi in a soy sauce and wasabi mixture and I don’t care if it goes against proper sushi etiquette. It tastes good.
All food is fusion. No dish is above adoption or adaptation.
I don't want to hear that you're bad at cooking if you don't follow a recipe or measure your ingredients. You can get so far by just reading and actually do it what it says.
There’s no such thing as a “dry” brine. By definition, brines are liquid based. A salt-based dry rub is a cure. Brines are also a type of cure, but they are liquid based. All brines are cures, but not all cures are brines.
I live in the Midwest, I love the Midwest but just because you call something a salad does not mean it is healthy and an acceptable side dish to your main course. Snicker-marshmallow-mayo-whatever is not salad.
Peanut butter is a fantastic savoury ingredient with a shockingly enormous range of applications.
The moment something gets hyped as a superfood, I'm out.
To clarify, "superfood" is a buzzword that cues bulls**t incoming and rising prices. The author loses all credibility. It's the point where I stop reading and close the window. Might look up the stats for the food afterward from an actual resource such as a university's nutrition summary.
Season your tomatoes, especially for sandwiches.
Unless they're grown in your yard. Then eat them like an apple. Tomatoes you grow yourself are 1000 times better and don't need anything.
Baked donuts are not donuts. Donuts must be fried. Baked donuts are just small cakes, which are delicious but NOT DONUTS
to clarify the exact type of donut imposter I am raging against
Learning how to cut an onion is the first lesson in the cooking world
I can't. My eyes actually swell shut. I can't see after the first couple of slices
Often doing things “the right way” or “from scratch” just isn’t worth it. There are plenty of shortcuts that give you 90% of the result with 50% of the effort. I’ll take those shortcuts just about every time.
People who hate cooking with stainless steel don’t know how to cook with stainless steel.
MSG is amazing
The hate for msg is just based on anti asian racism. A doctor invented the idea that it produced headaches with 0 proof whatsoever. This was used as an excuse to attack asian restaurants while many other "western" products have msg. It is been proven since then that what he claimed was a lie.
If you can't drink it through a straw it's not a milkshake.
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Here's one of mine- making exotic and foreign dishes is NOT cultural appropriation- everyone should be free to make whatever food they wish as no recipes should belong to any one race/group. Culinary gatekeeping needs to end. Allow your tastebuds to embark on a global trip via your kitchen, guilt-free!
Eat foods that are in season where you live to the greatest extent you can. It's cheaper, better tasting, and better for the environment.
Also. Buying in bulk is not a bad thing. Buying heat and eat food is not bad and investing in a vacuum sealer will pay for itself over and over again
Take the f*****g tails off shrimp unless they're meant to be eaten with your fingers!!!
I know the reason to leave them on is they are meant to give the dish more flavour, but I agree. I don't want to stop in between each mouthful to use my hands to remove the tail.
Load More Replies... Mine is when people bitch at others for cooking things the way they want too if you're going to be patient and do it from an educational standpoint fine, but if your going to have attitude and be all high and mighty about it than shove off, my dad was born in Italy and moved here in his late 20s my family has gone to Italy many times and I have gotten yelled at many times by my Italian relatives for this, fyi If I want to I will break the spaghetti, & I will put whatever I want on my pizza (especially pineapple), & I will use alfredo sauce (I rarely do but that's because I'm lactose intolerant), and finally I WILL EAT AT OLIVE GARDEN IF I WANT TOO, food belongs to everyone and if your excuse for why something shouldn't be done is because that's the way it's always been done then you can take several seats.
baked> deep fried Most stuff thats deep fried is waay too greasy (obviously theres exceptions) but when you bite into something and a mouthful of grease squishes out, thats just not enjoyable. Id much rather eat something that been baked or airfried, which often is more crispy/crunchy
The best cooking advice I have ever received and I use these three things every single time I cook: 1. Fresh is best. 2. Taste everything at every stage. 3. Clean as you go.
I disagree with the fresh is best mentality. In some situations, yes, but frozen and canned food are just as nutritious, and in many instances serve the recipe better. I would much rather use canned beans for my chili than finding some fresh kidney beans and prepping them ahead of time. Further, there are food deserts in which fresh food just ... isn't available. Making people think that they can't make great food cause of where they live is, in my opinion, horribly privileged.
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Prices for specialty items are too damn high. As a celiac, I appreciate the Fad dieters demanding better quality and more variety of gluten-free foods, but $10 for a half a loaf of sandwich bread is insane
I would like to add... don't cook after 6 (numbers may individually vary of course) beers. Horrible things happen. Mostly your tastebuds are numb and you add more of all the seasoning because you can't taste them when taste testing and in the end, no one can eat it. I have proven this using science with my husband, who is normally an amazing cook, as Guinea pig.
I've had some pretty delicious things happen after a 6 pack! At least, I think they were delicious 🤔
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Here's one from me: If you need to pan-fry something, pre-heat your pan first (I use 7/10, maximum). If you can hover your hand 1-2" over top, and if you can feel the heat... it's NOW ready for oil/butter/etc. Be VERY careful you don't overheat your pan. Also wait a little bit before adding your food so that the oil can heat up first. You can get a sloppy, soggy, oily mess if you don't pre-heat. And, often, food sticking to your pan. Oh, and stir often to cook evenly. Especially important with things like potatoes. (I make fries at home this way with a minimum of oil)
MIRACLE WHIP IS NOT MAYO!! I've been having this argument for 17 years with my husband and I will not surrender!!
I can't believe you've been married that long to someone who would eat miracle whip! 😊
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Cooking is a science and it’s all about confidence. Every dish is an experiment. Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don’t. But you have to be confident enough to try.
Whenever I make macaroni & cheese, I always add some pasta water to sauce to help thicken it
Really with the language? I know we're trying to prove we're "grown up" and "with it", but it's offensive and unnecessary for an otherwise good read.
Gumbo is more than just chicken and sausage. Should always, ALWAYS be brown in color, NEVER WHITE! Before you ask yes, I'm from Louisiana, my mother was pure Cajun from Morgan City and I grew up eating gumbo. The literal meaning of gumbo is a mixing of many ingredients to make one pot. Yes, you have to serve it over rice. Most of us in Louisiana put eggs in ours and let it cook in the pot. Oh don't forget the potato salad and fried fish with it! Cest bon!
Salad is boring. There are so many better ways to eat a pile of vegetables.
Cooking with onions should be a crime! Especially given all the other-wise wonderful foods you people ruin with them. MAC-AND-CHEESE DOES NOT NEED ONIONS YOU F-ING PSYCHOS!
I'm so sick of people food and body or moral shaming. Fk you all. Imma add garlic to my pasta and then wear my very uncomfortable to you, but not me... bikini so you can to look at while I stuff my chubby ass with more garlic wearing a baby's girl collar from having a very comfortable and truthful relationship with my bdsm daddy aka my husband. I hope it pisses everyone off. You judgemental asses.
Also I lost a kid to sids. So try me please. I'm sick of shaming people if ridiculous. I'm me your you. Be yourself and I'll be myself. We don't need to Attack each other over bullshit reasons. It needless to say...just be yourself. No matter what.
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Using unsalted butter is unnecessary. Always. Never have I ever had anything taste too salty using salted butter
Yes! I don't even buy unsalted butter. It's a tasteless fat.
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Loved this, have to add my two sense. "Deconstructed" is not a cooking term. It just means you were too lazy actually put the dish together. I swear to God, Everytime I hear a chef say that, I lose a bit more faith in the culinary culture.
I don’t get the pride in not measuring anything “because your granny never did.” Buy some damn measuring cups/spoons, you cretin.
Roast your chicken with your vegetables, especially if you're making a soup with it.
-A pancake turner works great as a bench scraper.. -Make your pie shell(s) and freeze in a jumbo zip lock. They'll be ready to go, and super flaky if you put them in a hot oven when frozen.
My huge pet peeve is when people don't set timers. If all your stuff is burning, you aren't checking on it soon enough. And a timer will help you do that. Stop saying you can't cook when what you really mean is you are forgetful and don't want to make the effort.
In the US it should be illegal to use soy. Every processed food has it, even Hershey’s chocolate. You’re all basically just eating a lot of soy. Soy has no taste and companies use it to make more without actually spending more on real ingredients. Why would a donut need to have soy in it, or chocolate or cakes, bread, cookies, pasta. Look at the ingredients list and I bet you’ll find soy in everything in your pantry. You’re paying a fortune to eat something that is basically worthless.
I think you may be speaking of soy lecithin which is a very common food additive, but the vast majority of foods contain an extremely minuscule amount. Nothing that would equate to "eating a lot of soy." If you mean protein bars that use soy as the many source of protein, yeah those are cheap garbage.
Load More Replies... Here's one of mine- making exotic and foreign dishes is NOT cultural appropriation- everyone should be free to make whatever food they wish as no recipes should belong to any one race/group. Culinary gatekeeping needs to end. Allow your tastebuds to embark on a global trip via your kitchen, guilt-free!
Eat foods that are in season where you live to the greatest extent you can. It's cheaper, better tasting, and better for the environment.
Also. Buying in bulk is not a bad thing. Buying heat and eat food is not bad and investing in a vacuum sealer will pay for itself over and over again
Take the f*****g tails off shrimp unless they're meant to be eaten with your fingers!!!
I know the reason to leave them on is they are meant to give the dish more flavour, but I agree. I don't want to stop in between each mouthful to use my hands to remove the tail.
Load More Replies... Mine is when people bitch at others for cooking things the way they want too if you're going to be patient and do it from an educational standpoint fine, but if your going to have attitude and be all high and mighty about it than shove off, my dad was born in Italy and moved here in his late 20s my family has gone to Italy many times and I have gotten yelled at many times by my Italian relatives for this, fyi If I want to I will break the spaghetti, & I will put whatever I want on my pizza (especially pineapple), & I will use alfredo sauce (I rarely do but that's because I'm lactose intolerant), and finally I WILL EAT AT OLIVE GARDEN IF I WANT TOO, food belongs to everyone and if your excuse for why something shouldn't be done is because that's the way it's always been done then you can take several seats.
baked> deep fried Most stuff thats deep fried is waay too greasy (obviously theres exceptions) but when you bite into something and a mouthful of grease squishes out, thats just not enjoyable. Id much rather eat something that been baked or airfried, which often is more crispy/crunchy
The best cooking advice I have ever received and I use these three things every single time I cook: 1. Fresh is best. 2. Taste everything at every stage. 3. Clean as you go.
I disagree with the fresh is best mentality. In some situations, yes, but frozen and canned food are just as nutritious, and in many instances serve the recipe better. I would much rather use canned beans for my chili than finding some fresh kidney beans and prepping them ahead of time. Further, there are food deserts in which fresh food just ... isn't available. Making people think that they can't make great food cause of where they live is, in my opinion, horribly privileged.
Load More Replies... Prices for specialty items are too damn high. As a celiac, I appreciate the Fad dieters demanding better quality and more variety of gluten-free foods, but $10 for a half a loaf of sandwich bread is insane
I would like to add... don't cook after 6 (numbers may individually vary of course) beers. Horrible things happen. Mostly your tastebuds are numb and you add more of all the seasoning because you can't taste them when taste testing and in the end, no one can eat it. I have proven this using science with my husband, who is normally an amazing cook, as Guinea pig.
I've had some pretty delicious things happen after a 6 pack! At least, I think they were delicious 🤔
Load More Replies... Here's one from me: If you need to pan-fry something, pre-heat your pan first (I use 7/10, maximum). If you can hover your hand 1-2" over top, and if you can feel the heat... it's NOW ready for oil/butter/etc. Be VERY careful you don't overheat your pan. Also wait a little bit before adding your food so that the oil can heat up first. You can get a sloppy, soggy, oily mess if you don't pre-heat. And, often, food sticking to your pan. Oh, and stir often to cook evenly. Especially important with things like potatoes. (I make fries at home this way with a minimum of oil)
MIRACLE WHIP IS NOT MAYO!! I've been having this argument for 17 years with my husband and I will not surrender!!
I can't believe you've been married that long to someone who would eat miracle whip! 😊
Load More Replies... Cooking is a science and it’s all about confidence. Every dish is an experiment. Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don’t. But you have to be confident enough to try.
Whenever I make macaroni & cheese, I always add some pasta water to sauce to help thicken it
Really with the language? I know we're trying to prove we're "grown up" and "with it", but it's offensive and unnecessary for an otherwise good read.
Gumbo is more than just chicken and sausage. Should always, ALWAYS be brown in color, NEVER WHITE! Before you ask yes, I'm from Louisiana, my mother was pure Cajun from Morgan City and I grew up eating gumbo. The literal meaning of gumbo is a mixing of many ingredients to make one pot. Yes, you have to serve it over rice. Most of us in Louisiana put eggs in ours and let it cook in the pot. Oh don't forget the potato salad and fried fish with it! Cest bon!
Salad is boring. There are so many better ways to eat a pile of vegetables.
Cooking with onions should be a crime! Especially given all the other-wise wonderful foods you people ruin with them. MAC-AND-CHEESE DOES NOT NEED ONIONS YOU F-ING PSYCHOS!
I'm so sick of people food and body or moral shaming. Fk you all. Imma add garlic to my pasta and then wear my very uncomfortable to you, but not me... bikini so you can to look at while I stuff my chubby ass with more garlic wearing a baby's girl collar from having a very comfortable and truthful relationship with my bdsm daddy aka my husband. I hope it pisses everyone off. You judgemental asses.
Also I lost a kid to sids. So try me please. I'm sick of shaming people if ridiculous. I'm me your you. Be yourself and I'll be myself. We don't need to Attack each other over bullshit reasons. It needless to say...just be yourself. No matter what.
Load More Replies... Using unsalted butter is unnecessary. Always. Never have I ever had anything taste too salty using salted butter
Yes! I don't even buy unsalted butter. It's a tasteless fat.
Load More Replies... Loved this, have to add my two sense. "Deconstructed" is not a cooking term. It just means you were too lazy actually put the dish together. I swear to God, Everytime I hear a chef say that, I lose a bit more faith in the culinary culture.
I don’t get the pride in not measuring anything “because your granny never did.” Buy some damn measuring cups/spoons, you cretin.
Roast your chicken with your vegetables, especially if you're making a soup with it.
-A pancake turner works great as a bench scraper.. -Make your pie shell(s) and freeze in a jumbo zip lock. They'll be ready to go, and super flaky if you put them in a hot oven when frozen.
My huge pet peeve is when people don't set timers. If all your stuff is burning, you aren't checking on it soon enough. And a timer will help you do that. Stop saying you can't cook when what you really mean is you are forgetful and don't want to make the effort.
In the US it should be illegal to use soy. Every processed food has it, even Hershey’s chocolate. You’re all basically just eating a lot of soy. Soy has no taste and companies use it to make more without actually spending more on real ingredients. Why would a donut need to have soy in it, or chocolate or cakes, bread, cookies, pasta. Look at the ingredients list and I bet you’ll find soy in everything in your pantry. You’re paying a fortune to eat something that is basically worthless.
I think you may be speaking of soy lecithin which is a very common food additive, but the vast majority of foods contain an extremely minuscule amount. Nothing that would equate to "eating a lot of soy." If you mean protein bars that use soy as the many source of protein, yeah those are cheap garbage.
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