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30 Times People Were Trying Too Hard To Look Cool With Their ‘Badass’ T-Shirts
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Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).
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"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"
"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"
"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"
"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"
Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise
"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"
"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"
"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"
"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"
"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"
"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"
"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"
"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"
"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"
"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"
"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"
"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"
"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"
"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"
"Obama can't ban these guns"
"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"
This is like an open declaration of being mentally stuck at 14 1/2 years of age. Cringeworthy, definitely cringeworthy.
"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"
"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"
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Woah there 'Murica! You seem aggressive, do you need a hug?
They're just hangry. They need a Snickers.
Make it deep fried and wrapped in bacon. Only then will the murica beast be calmed
I think the last thing most of those people need is a Snickers
No! These guys spend too much time eating refined carbs...their brains are shrunk
C'mon guys, we're not all like that. Most of 'Merica is laughing at them too.
The problem with this type of messages on t-shirts is that it legitimizes rather extreme ideas and tries to bring them into the mainstream so as to become normalized. Normalized hate is BAD.
Nah...they're just a guideline to show you who to avoid. Let's face it, these dumbasses are the people we'll all cross the street to stay away from.
why does sweden incarcerate man who beat up other men that were molesting women on the streets...aka asap rocky?
Yeah, that's not what happened.
Maybe it's from all the uninformed generalizations.
Please don't group us...we don't like them any more than you do
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Then they weren’t talking about you lol. I’m American and I joined in.
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Those 40 people do seem aggressive. The other 339,999,960 of us.... aren't so much.
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I think you'll find about 150 million of them are.
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They need jobs and diet plans. And vitamin D.
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Just what I thought haha. Muricaaa fuck yeaah. Manly men.
Basically, you could replace the text to any of these with "I'm such an insecure tw*t, I need validation from a T-shirt"
Amen
Why do I have a gut instinct that the vast majority of these dudes has been to or planned to attend a Trump rally?
The proud nationalism, false-confidence, false-bravado, and the toxic masculinity, maybe...?
Proud nationalism isn't bad, only liberals are saying this. I mean being proud to be american is ok, hating others because they are different us the bad thing. Nationalism is good if not turned into chauvinism.
They might WANT to go, but they'd probably get lost on the way there.
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So? What's wrong with supporting our country and our constitutional rights? Assuming you are talking about the shirts that involve the US and guns.
Woah there 'Murica! You seem aggressive, do you need a hug?
They're just hangry. They need a Snickers.
Make it deep fried and wrapped in bacon. Only then will the murica beast be calmed
I think the last thing most of those people need is a Snickers
No! These guys spend too much time eating refined carbs...their brains are shrunk
C'mon guys, we're not all like that. Most of 'Merica is laughing at them too.
The problem with this type of messages on t-shirts is that it legitimizes rather extreme ideas and tries to bring them into the mainstream so as to become normalized. Normalized hate is BAD.
Nah...they're just a guideline to show you who to avoid. Let's face it, these dumbasses are the people we'll all cross the street to stay away from.
why does sweden incarcerate man who beat up other men that were molesting women on the streets...aka asap rocky?
Yeah, that's not what happened.
Maybe it's from all the uninformed generalizations.
Please don't group us...we don't like them any more than you do
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Then they weren’t talking about you lol. I’m American and I joined in.
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Those 40 people do seem aggressive. The other 339,999,960 of us.... aren't so much.
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I think you'll find about 150 million of them are.
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They need jobs and diet plans. And vitamin D.
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Just what I thought haha. Muricaaa fuck yeaah. Manly men.
Basically, you could replace the text to any of these with "I'm such an insecure tw*t, I need validation from a T-shirt"
Amen
Why do I have a gut instinct that the vast majority of these dudes has been to or planned to attend a Trump rally?
The proud nationalism, false-confidence, false-bravado, and the toxic masculinity, maybe...?
Proud nationalism isn't bad, only liberals are saying this. I mean being proud to be american is ok, hating others because they are different us the bad thing. Nationalism is good if not turned into chauvinism.
They might WANT to go, but they'd probably get lost on the way there.
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So? What's wrong with supporting our country and our constitutional rights? Assuming you are talking about the shirts that involve the US and guns.