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Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

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#2

"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is some of the worst text flow on a shirt I’ve seen. Why are so many of these clichéd American conservative attitude shirts full of s****y text flow and bad design? Too many different fonts and decorations around the text.

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#3

"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

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#4

"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

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#5

"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

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Christina Sersif
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

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#6

"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

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#7

"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

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#8

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

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#9

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

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#10

"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

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#11

"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

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#12

"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

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#14

"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

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#15

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

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#16

"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

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#17

"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.

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#18

"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

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#19

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm putting my money on the gray haired lady behind you, sunshine.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh reaaaalllly? “Baddest M**********r in the valley” isn’t “bad” enough to wear a shirt that is brave enough to use the word “f****r” without self-censorship of TWO LETTERS of the word. Also: a “m**********r” is different from a “mother f****r”. Maybe not by a lot, but...

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Mica Fiverline
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't this a line from some movie? Somehow I pictured Samuel L. Jackson saying this...

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Barrie May
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Staff Sgt. Sykes, Jarhead. or Bruce H. Norton, Force Recon Diary, 1969. or Sean Penn in Casualties of War. I may have heard this in Deep Blue Sea also.....but I could be going crazy!

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s still bad because it’s emblazoned on a t-shirt, which makes it a kind of self-advertisement or statement, AND it’s also lamely self-censored.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we saw that shirt in 'Almost an Angel' with Paul Hogan

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elfin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have kids, but if I did I would not appreciate this guy showing nasty language around them.

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okpkpkp
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If HE is the baddest, I'd love to see the goodest, ha ha.

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Sill Marien
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have one from an illustrator., similar, but at the same time different in every way :D It says "Though I walk through the valley of fuckup I will fear no evil, for I am the greatest fuckup in this valley" :D

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Tambot
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are so "bad" why you gotta wear those knee thingy's?

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Lisa Chambers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are you still *** the word out? Didn't one of the US House of Representatives make this an every day word that even a 2 year old can now say?

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Richard Henderson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pulp Fiction quote. Is it “trying to look hard” or just quoting a great movie?

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ness
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

5'4 or less and about 160 soaking wet yet hes the baddest m**o lol

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Diane Abplanalp
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's not old enough to wear this shirt. He probably thinks it's original.

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E A M
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you feel the need to wear this shirt, I'm afraid it's not true...

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Ale_Vidal23
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i started rapping in my head because it starts like gangsta's paradise from coolio

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jamie1707
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at the first sign of trouble, that guy will be miles away.

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Blue Cicada
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also very offensive to actual religious people who recognize the Torah/Bible reference.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who cares where it comes from, snowflake? It’s still self-important when emblazoned on a t-shirt. It’s even lamer that the word “f****r” is self-censored.

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#20

"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

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#21

"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

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#22

"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

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#23

"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

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#24

"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

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#26

"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

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#27

"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like an open declaration of being mentally stuck at 14 1/2 years of age. Cringeworthy, definitely cringeworthy.

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#28

"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

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#29

"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

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#30

"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

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