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Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

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"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is some of the worst text flow on a shirt I’ve seen. Why are so many of these clichéd American conservative attitude shirts full of s****y text flow and bad design? Too many different fonts and decorations around the text.

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"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

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"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

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"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

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Christina Sersif
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

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"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

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"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

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"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

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Natasha Forchione
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this racist? I don't see a race being mentioned. I have seen "white" people offended by our flag.

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Podunkus
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Small minded people seem to allow their heads and hearts to fill up with symbolism to the point where it crowds out the substance. Symbols are easy to digest, flags easy to just wave about. Looks like this gentleman was able to squeeze in pledging his allegiance to the flag, which is fine, but was forced to stop right there when the rest of it wouldn’t fit. The part about allegiance to the Republic for which it stands ... with liberty and justice FOR ALL got squeezed out. It’s our nation, it’s flesh-and-blood citizens and our Constitution to which we pledge our commitment and devotion, not a flag decal on a t-shirt. Ugly drapes and hideous Christmas sweaters sometimes offend me, but never the United States flag.

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Gin Marie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These guys ALWAYS lie about c**p like this. The flag is a symbol of this country. This country is being led by a 5-time draft dodger, 6-time bankrupt traitor who attacks the disabled and dead soldiers, tells outrageous lies even about stuff that's ON VIDEO, is such a wuss he NEVER owns up, can't admit the tiniest mistake because he's the biggest weenie on the world, and he appeals to other thin-skinned dewedz like this, who are terrified of criticism and reality. They wrap themselves up in the flag----not the Constitution, mind you----because they think by doing so, it'll protect them from big ole meanie liberals-----you know, the people who DON'T call the press "the enemy of the people." Dudes like this rant and scream about the flag, but never the Constitution. Ten bucks says this guy has stars-and-stripes underwear or manpris---in violation of the flag code-----and at least one Confederate flag that he swears is "heritege, not hate."

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Podunkus
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree, especially the people who sew the American flag to a back pocket on their jeans, and then sit their asses down on top of it.

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Christine M Quigley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OOOOhh..in light of what's going on right now, that is not cool..we're all immigrants, unless you're a native American..

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Missy Barton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We're not offended by the flag, we're offended by the s**t people think is okay to do in the name of the flag. Btw, if you really knew how to respect the flag, you'd know it shouldn't be on your shirt.

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if he offends me, but the flag doesn't? Then who packs?

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Crazy Dog Lady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMGah such a made up thing-who is so offended by a flag? No one. Offended by ignorant a******s maybe but not a flag.

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William Morales
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a tshirt with a catchy saying for some, but it doesn't mean he's racist. Seriously labeling and stereotyping, only leads to more of it.

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John Bradley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously offending the Orange Turd, then. The Stars and Stripes stands for the Land of the Free, Home of the Brave. Exactly what he does NOT want every individual to have.

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TheExtremeSmell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know. They also seem to think the flag only sides with their beliefs and not ya know all the people that disagree with them that are Americans.

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Mags
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This tshirt is not offensive. The guy is even nice enough to offer help packing! But seriously, I support the message. I cannot imagine someone coming to my country and being "offended" by our flag. I wouldn't even think about feeling "offended" if I saw some country's flag while I am/I live in that country. And yes, if someone comes complaining that on our independence day we march with flags and it "hurts their feelings" or some other bs, I will personally offer help in packing. To be proud of your country and showing it does not mean to be racist. There must be the line people should not cross. If you feel it's right to burn the flag of the country that you are a guest in, you do not deserve to be there.

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Name anyone who is offended by the flag though. People who are offended are just offended by the racists and republicans and such. If anything they are offended by conservatives who use the flag to spread hate. Not the same as hating the flag. Nobody hates the flag. Even if they burn it.

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jevais
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So all the population of the States must leave immediately,as the only REAL AMERICANS ARE THE AMERICA INDIANS. By by Trump and all his crew. Send back to their mother land all the English, Irish, French, Spanish, well just everybody not of America Natives. Let’s go back to the roots !

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Michelle Muirhead
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don’t have to be racist to love your country. We have people here in Oz who run the country down, well, if it offends you so much, I am sure there is another country more suited that would welcome them in with open arms.

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No but you have to care about your country and the people in it to love your country. If you think you’re supposed to run away at the sight of any problems, I suggest moving to a weaker country that suits that view. And never getting married. Or having kids. Or a job.

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blugeagua
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s because people who wear these type of shirts usually turn out to be racist. It’s true

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Something
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It does offend me. The flag does not belong on clothing, bedding or drapery.

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Erika Haynes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's fantastic how they just out themselves now...no need to waste time talking to someone or trying to get to know someone...you see some hateful garbage in a ridiculous font draped across a dad bod and you can say "OK, don't need to waste any time on you, byeeee"...

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Taryn Wallace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do all these shirts look like it's the only one they own????

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Taryn Wallace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

P.s any wearing of the flag is technically defacing it.....just so ya know.

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TheExtremeSmell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony is these people are obsessed with the constitutional right to form a militia to rise up against the government. Which I guess you could symbolize the flag as more than the government. But I doubt the government would see it that way. The south tried to leave and wasn’t allowed to and lost a war trying.

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Abbey Impson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

funny thing....a lot of the folks that can't stand disrespect of the flag are usually showing it disrespect since it states in the the US Code that the flag should not adorn clothing, any receptacle, etc

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Hallie Henderson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The message on his shirt is mainly addressed to the people who complain about our Country all the time and disrespect the flag by stepping on it, etc. If you want to complain and hate it so much here, go somewhere else. It’s pretty simple!

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why though? That doesn’t apply to anything. You don’t just throw your car away because it breaks down. You fix it. Your view is extremely unpatriotic

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Chris DiFonso
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey buddy, we'll help YOU pack. Your intolerance isn't welcome in America.

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elfin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The flag doesn't offend me, but making it into a divisive t-shirt is yucky.

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Teri Donovan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It offends me that you display the flag on your grungy t-shirt.

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Ivana
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might be moving overseas for a job. Where do I find this man? That would be super helpful.

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4 years ago

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Tinley's Aunt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like his little purse...all purpose, goes with anything, right on point. That's style, baby.

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Tamera Gardner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone claiming racism here know what “prejudice” means? Its a preconceived opinion about someone with no knowledge of the person. Why perpetually incite anger and hatred? You want to live angry?

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ptm45
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you should pack as well, man. that land doesn't belong to you.

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4 years ago

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Oerff On Tour
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He can stay in America and be proud of the flag. He has the constitutional freedom to wear this shirt. He already is expressing his "right to bear arms". Just drop him off somewhere in the middle of Death Valley, so he doesn't offend anyone

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Calum Rothwell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Patriotism is when you think that one country is the best in the world because YOU were born it.

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Paul Marney
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see this 1 as being racist,as it doesn't assume anybody is of a different race or from a different country

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Lorraine R
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually relatively innocuous when you think about it. No threats of death or bodily harm, no list of weapons he owns, etc.

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criminalgirl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Christ, why is this flag any better than any other flag? Who actually gives a F*£k?

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Sharon Ingram
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racists....that word doesn’t mean what you think it means.

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Louise Brigance
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it isn't the flag that offends me...it you that is offensive. How about we help you pack so you can find some place whiter than where you're at

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Aria Whitaker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did Bored Panda ever claim this was "racist"? If so, where? The headline is that they are "cringey", I don't see a word about it being "racist".....

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Ben Smith
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Basically it means if you don’t like America you can leave. No one is stopping you. I don’t see the problem with it. There’s nothing racist about it - applies to privileged white snow flakes too.

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AMEN AND I WILL PITCH IN FOR AN AIRLINE TICKET, JUST TO GET YOU OUT OF THE COUNTRY..ONCE GONE CAN NEVER COME BACK!

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Kim Bush
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I have a shirt similar to this and the last time I checked I don't have the right body parts to be compared to Larry the Cable Guy

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Danimal
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so many of these comments are ridiculous. i like a ton of content on this site, but many "stories" are overtly FAR left and critical of any other point of view. this is nationalism, everyone should have some pride in their country. it doesn't say "go home" or mention any race or religion, it is saying if you hate this country or what the flag stands for, leave, find somewhere else to live. I think thats a great sentiment. no one should live somewhere they are shamed of or hate.

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I like this one, especially since it's trendy to "hate" on America these days. Whatever happened to Patriotism?

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#9

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

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"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

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"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

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"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

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"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

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"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

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"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

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"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.

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"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

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"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

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#20

"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

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"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

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"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

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#23

"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

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"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

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"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

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"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like an open declaration of being mentally stuck at 14 1/2 years of age. Cringeworthy, definitely cringeworthy.

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#28

"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

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"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

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"I ain't taking no orders from no woman"

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"And on the 8th day God created elevator constructors and the devil stood at attention"

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"No one meets death until they see me"

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"I am a grumpy old man. I'm allergic to stupidity, I break out in sarcasm, I was born in July, I protect my family and I love my country. If this offends you - I don't care"

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"I'm not a bully, you're just a pussy!"

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"I can always get a new job but you'll always be stupid"

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"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

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"Nobody needs an AR15? Nobody needs a whiny little b***h either, yet here you are"

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Aria Whitaker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, all those parents crying over lost children due to these types of weapons are just "whiny little bitches". What a sleazeball. Who in world raises these people?

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"Never underestimate a man who was born in November. You know my name, not my story, you heard what I've done, not what I've been through"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bless him. I'd say the only thing he's been through so far is school.

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"Talk s**t - spit blood"

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