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Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

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#2

"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is some of the worst text flow on a shirt I’ve seen. Why are so many of these clichéd American conservative attitude shirts full of s****y text flow and bad design? Too many different fonts and decorations around the text.

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#3

"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

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#4

"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

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#5

"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

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Christina Sersif
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

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#6

"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

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#7

"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

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#8

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

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#9

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

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#10

"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

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#11

"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

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#12

"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

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#14

"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

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#15

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

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#16

"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

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#17

"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.

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#18

"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

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#19

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

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#20

"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

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#21

"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

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#22

"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

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#23

"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

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#24

"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

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#26

"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

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#27

"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like an open declaration of being mentally stuck at 14 1/2 years of age. Cringeworthy, definitely cringeworthy.

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#28

"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

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#29

"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

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#30

"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

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Crazy Dog Lady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As if they have ever had the opportunity to call anyone "babe." lol Smells like an incel.

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blugeagua
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww look at how cute those little boys are in those fedoras. They are so angry that women won’t sleep with them, and get upset when people tell them that women are people too. How sad for them.

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Mindy Keys
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bless. Wish they hadn't blurred these dbags. Excellent form of birth control.

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Mary Rose Kent
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes sense they’d go out in a flock—the other three are likely just out to camera range...

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Bobby Sammons
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHA, no comment can come close to the ones they are making about themselves.

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Tammy Ralph
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad individuals, maybe you both should get your mummy to make one cause I doubt any other woman would be bothered with either of you.

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Natalie KS
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Strange?! I see two single guys with matching brofriends shirts and not a woman in sight? So odd?!

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GFSTaylor
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry. You'll never have to listen to me talking to you again. Ever !

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Jenny Bryl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still living in parents basement at 35 with no girlfriend.

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Vilkas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The stupid misogynistic writing notwithstanding, wearing matching shirts with another dude makes it seem like you're not into girls at all.

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Kusotare
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like Incels of America have chosen their uniform.

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HJH
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yea i'll do it, if i can shove a fork in your neck (over and over again, till you bleed out) while you eat it.

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elfin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suspect most or all of these guys have no babes withing hearing distance. And if they were they wouldn't be making sandwiches for men who aren't smart enough to figure it out for themselves.

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June Clavelle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're obviously a couple. They like to read each other stories, coordinate outfits, call each other "babe", and they like to feed each other sandwiches..how romantic!!

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, matching tee shirts. Are they a couple? Because if they are, that changes the whole direction of the story here.

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Stannous Flouride
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dressing alike (unless it's a uniform) may be the least masculine way of expressing ones manhood.

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Calling your BS
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These guys will never even have girlfriends to order around. Tools...

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Tiago Esteves
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole thing just screams "hit me in the face and shoot me in the penis so i can't reproduce"...Shouldn't be hard to find a gun around there

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Ben Lavalleur
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm surprised that the guy on the right isn't wearing socks with those sandals.

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Lisa Chambers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody makes them a sandwich nor tells them stories. Maybe try subway guys?

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Jonathan Litton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always make sure to attack others based on how they dress, just like when you point out what type of girl "she really is" when she wears a short skirt?

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Noneya
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Highly doubt they EVER had a “babe” to say this to.

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Mike
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get the feeling they've been hiding these shirts from their mother's until this moment

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Teri Donovan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I''m betting they are both single and will STAY single for a very long time.

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Erika Haynes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This literally made me LOL. Like....very loudly. If I saw these young men in person I would probably do the same. And then tell the one on the left to quit eating all the sandwiches of the one on the right. LOLOLOL. Jeeeezus. These dumb kids!!!

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s funny that women make decent guys food all the time. Alllllllll the time. These guys have definitely never had a meal prepared for them by a woman they love / like and it shows.

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Jeanette Hart
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How adorable! Mommy dressed them in their matching outfits again!

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Lucy Shupe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I seen this personally, I’d point out he doesn’t need anymore sandwiches.

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Alex Grosdanofski
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fedoras and flip flops and sneakers....great combo guys...I bet ladies are just lining up to make you sandwiches!!

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Susan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But where are the babes?! What woman wouldn't want these specimens?!

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Harry Hoogenhout
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the look of them (the way they dress and the fedora).. I don't think there is a "babe"..

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Kerrie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that they are BOTH wearing it makes it even more precious.

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comboplush
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's obviously cosplay. The one on the right even has ductape on the brim on his fedora!

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LSR
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh so cute! Couple of faggots with matching shirts, oooohhhh!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

great, you are assuming their sexualy from those two shirts, and you think that if they were gay it would be a problem

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the “boy will be boys” defense, when it actually pisses off men who are mature and socially responsible enough NOT to act like misogynistic douchebags. Speak for yourself, not the rest of us.

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