Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

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Xavier Wescott
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1 year ago

this is another good one, especially if your Italian!

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#2

"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

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C
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1 year ago

Purchased by his wife

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#3

"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

Love this one lol

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#4

"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

Has he never heard that brevity is the key of wit?

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#5

"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

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#6

"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

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C
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, that's a gross visual

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#7

"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Haha this one is funny

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#8

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

I swear racists all look like Larry the cable guy

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#9

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

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Chris DiFonso
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow, I didn't know that bowlers are such tough fellas!

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#10

"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Again with epistles. Keep it short!

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#11

"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
1 year ago

Wal*Martians are an embarrassing fact of life here in the 'States.

Joel Blazquez Sargatal
Community Member
1 year ago

Wal-Martians! xD I am so using that

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

So basically you’re just a coward

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
1 year ago

But a self aware one.

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Christopher Columbus
Community Member
1 year ago

What's wrong with America? Get your answer on a t-shirt! Buy now and get a gun and a burger for free!

Luke Beauchamp
Community Member
1 year ago

At least he's a nice wide target

GFSTaylor
Community Member
1 year ago

"I just shoot". Once I've found my gun under the rolls of fat.

Bacony
Community Member
6 months ago

he sold it so he could eat everything at mcdonalds

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Bobby Sammons
Community Member
1 year ago

And probably to fat to find his gun with his belly hanging over his belt.

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

Another gun nut that doesn’t realize how utterly awful he makes his fellow gun owners look...

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
1 year ago

And proudly display that on a t-shirt, MURICA

Ryo Bakura
Community Member
1 year ago

Fat twat.

wusah
Community Member
1 year ago

Who hurt you?

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Louise Brigance
Community Member
1 year ago

By all means clutch your gun in one hand, and your bible in the other.

ptm45
Community Member
1 year ago

and he lost already because he doesn't know diplomacy

Crazy Dog Lady
Community Member
1 year ago

Of course this was taken at WalMart

Monty Glue
Community Member
1 year ago

But fat enough to make an easy target.

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

He's on his way to the gun department, no doubt.

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
1 year ago

Advertizing a gun shop. I cringe!

Bettina Jansen
Community Member
1 year ago

Hopefully, he has good aim, or he'll be in trouble once the bullets run out

elfin
Community Member
3 months ago

Nice, big, wide target though. And other people can shoot.

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago

So, in a nutshell, “All-Around Loser”.

sunshine ღ
Community Member
1 year ago

we need to fix up our society so the area 51 aliens arent disappointed

Tambot
Community Member
1 year ago

This is such an American shirt...my god, I am just North of the border, but my, how life is different!

Tiago Esteves
Community Member
1 year ago

Well if you had no guns, you had to actually be a nice human being to not end up dead....like in the rest of the civilized world. This is the problem with America, you guys get to do whatever you want! You call it "Freedom" , but it's just govern controlled anarchy. They profit from you in a bad way, hiding behind the "freedom" you think you have.

Erika Haynes
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, that's braggable.....I guess.....

Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
1 year ago

Too lazy to run. Too coward to square up. I just shoot. Fixed it.

Lucy Shupe
Community Member
1 year ago

Too fat to find his gun.

SirWriteALot
Community Member
1 year ago

Just fat.

jamesmcwhirty
Community Member
1 year ago

Too fat to be in focus.

Bill
Community Member
1 year ago

He's police chief of which department again?

jamie1707
Community Member
1 year ago

He's to cowardly to loose weight and get into better shape.

Mark Morey
Community Member
1 year ago

“I’m fat.”

boredpanDaman
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1 year ago

from the back??

danielle costa
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1 year ago

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At least he's honest

Sadie Jayne
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1 year ago

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Works for me....

Petra Christovová
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1 year ago

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Hey, I like this one.

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#12

"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, if he did an Ironman, he is right...

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#13

"I am the weapon"

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Noonie Kehoe
Community Member
1 year ago

And it's a pea shooter.

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#14

"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

God wants a word with you in his office.

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#15

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

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Noonie Kehoe
Community Member
1 year ago

Maybe not but he definitely cares what everyone else thinks.

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#16

"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Bet this shirt was made in China

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#17

"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.

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#18

"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

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Noonie Kehoe
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1 year ago

He three sides: the quiet side; the fun & crazy side; the back side.

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#19

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

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#20

"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

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Amy Pattie
Community Member
1 year ago

A T-shirt worn by exactly no one in the military.

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#21

"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

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#22

"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Even Death doesn't want you?

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#23

"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

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#24

"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

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Tore Hana
Community Member
1 year ago

What’s with the constant “Mess with...” on all these shirts..?

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#25

"Obama can't ban these guns"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Water pistols.

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#26

"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

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Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone has a little pp

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#27

"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

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C
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol, everyone at my job operates a forklift. It's not special

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#28

"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

I would have thought salty water would be bad for guns...

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#29

"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

Sorry, I got bored halfway through.

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#30

"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

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C
Community Member
1 year ago

Nice fedoras tools

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