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Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

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"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is some of the worst text flow on a shirt I’ve seen. Why are so many of these clichéd American conservative attitude shirts full of s****y text flow and bad design? Too many different fonts and decorations around the text.

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#3

"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

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#4

"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

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#5

"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

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Christina Sersif
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

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#6

"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

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#7

"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

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#8

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

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#9

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

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#10

"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

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#11

"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

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#12

"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

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#14

"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

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#15

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

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#16

"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

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#17

"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.

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athornedrose
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's interesting, most military folks i went to school with said that they wouldn't defend the country if it didn't give people the right to disagree and treat all citizens respectfully....

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Christina Sersif
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A gun doesn’t make you brave. You’re just a coward who’s holding a weapon.

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Cristina Sacchi
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4 years ago

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It's not just a gun. Have you been to military training? Has your family had to worry and pray for your safety for months on end? Have you witnessed atrocities no eyes should ever see and then come to live with PTSD for the rest of your life?

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Mark Morey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid everybody’s dad had been in a real full scale war against actual evil, and none of them expected people to kiss their asses for it. What are they telling the kids in boot camp nowadays?

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Lazy Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realize serving your country gave you a pass to be racist and homophobic

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Alejandro Negrete
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry destroy their fantasies but, they don't serve their country, they just serve their goverment interest. Their country is getting worse day after day.

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Valerie Lessard
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

more like Corporate interest. money to be made in combat, "serving" is just the delusion they sell to dumbo's like this

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh look, another flag-waving nationalist who thinks that being an a*****e is somehow patriotic. I wish this kind were rejected at the recruiter’s offices, but I guess there aren’t enough naive fools who believe the military will give them money for school so they have to take the gun-crazy meatheads who think that patriotism means waving flags and acting like d***s. These are exactly the kinds of nationalist and aggressive a******s we DON’T need in our military and police forces.

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Kelley Williams
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4 years ago

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You have obviously never served in the military, I would rather an aggressive patriotic nationalist protect me than someone such as yourself who is offended by a shirt.

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elfin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wearing an obnoxious t-shirt is not technically serving your country. Especially when the t-shirt is extremely rude about people in this country.

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Chris DiFonso
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't he care that children who are around him will read the word "pu**y" ? I would be very upset if any of my children saw that.

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BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always found the term to be demeaning to women.Like insinuating that some men are no better than a woman.

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chiizkake
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We didn't "serve" at all if we expect some kind of treatment in return or s**t-talk our fellow patriots.

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Teri Donovan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you didn't serve this country to uphold the Constitution, which includes the right to free speech, you didn't serve this country.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don’t serve the country at all, champ. You serve billionaires, Saudis and Israel. So by your own logic people can ask you to be PC.

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Taryn Wallace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um now I know using "everyone" is incorrect BUT everyone that I know who has served did ot specifically because they believe in the constitution and even if they disagree with your view point they still respect you as a person because ultimately THATS what they fought for...

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William Morales
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see how you jump to conclusions and call this guy a racist, unless you personally know him which I don't. We know nothing except for this cheesy tshirt.

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HJH
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a gun is nothing but metal, the person holding it makes it scary. and showing off it doesnt make you brave

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elfin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Political correctness is usually just a another way of saying "polite."

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Teri Donovan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience, people who actually served their country in the military don't wear shirts advertising it.

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Ivana
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father served during Vietnam and was a contractor in Afghanistan. He has also told a few people that they are racist. So can you tell someone to be more politically correct if you also served your country? Almost all my family has served and they are almost all PC (as in not racist, sexist, homophobic a******s).

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Erika Haynes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I didn't pay my taxes to pay your salary so you could come back home and be a dickbag to everyone...so there's that.

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Harry Hoogenhout
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you served this country to protect its freedom.. people will tell you to be PC because that is the FREEDOM of speech you fought to protect. (one of the freedoms)

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Gin Marie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can tell you from serving with guys like this that they're always the worst. They disappear when there's work to do, you can't count of them in a fight, but they sure are loud when they talk about their "service"----at the bar.

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I respect this and the reasons for which he's wearing. F*** being politically correct. Instead of wearing all these crazy, stupid shirts, why don't people show their true colors and communicate? Everyone just loves to hide behind a screen on a virtual world full of "friends". Let's live in the real life.

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Gin Marie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You again. The internet IS real life, and being "politically correct" is just another way of saying being "being considerate of others." You're just saying you're selfish and inconsiderate

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#18

"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

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"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

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#20

"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

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#21

"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

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#22

"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

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#23

"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

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#24

"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

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#26

"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

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#27

"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like an open declaration of being mentally stuck at 14 1/2 years of age. Cringeworthy, definitely cringeworthy.

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#28

"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

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#29

"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

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#30

"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

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