ADVERTISEMENT

Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

#1

"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

fan0fchipotle Report

#2

"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

twalklett Report

Add photo comments
POST
dysamoria-accounts avatar
Jace
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is some of the worst text flow on a shirt I’ve seen. Why are so many of these clichéd American conservative attitude shirts full of s****y text flow and bad design? Too many different fonts and decorations around the text.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#3

"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

BroThornton Report

#4

"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

Jackizback0 Report

#5

"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

saggywizardsleeve Report

Add photo comments
POST
sweetangelce04 avatar
Christina Sersif
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#6

"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

Gurneyape35 Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#7

"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

daisiebee123 Report

#8

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

unknown Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#9

"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

cassette_nova Report

#10

"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

GeekPro101 Report

#11

"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

cattattattat Report

#12

"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

Sycsa Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#14

"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

lionheart10801 Report

Add photo comments
POST
feckerkehoe avatar
freyathewanderer_1 avatar
Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kill 'em all and let God sort them out - the cry of homicidal madmen.

tejeda187 avatar
Andres Tejeda
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most people I see with this kind of shirt have never served in the military, have a lot of guns, and are super Christian. I like to call the Recliner Rambos.

teri_3 avatar
Teri Donovan
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it's not your job. God didn't appoint you judge, jury and chief executioner so leave the law to those who are PAID to handle it.

dnahcrama avatar
Alison Marchand
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe there's a plot twist and this guy's job is to arrange meetings for terrorists so he has to defend himself via his t-shirt! 🤔 And for the record, this is a joke.

mintyminameow avatar
Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How would you know who to arrange the meeting with though? Starting with yourself and family?

jamie1707 avatar
jamie1707
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He thinks he controls life. go f**k yourself you a*****e.

mintyminameow avatar
Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That guy can barely take a step without his knees buckling under his own body weight. Don’t sweat him lol

Load More Replies...
michelle_muirhead avatar
Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it. Maybe I am a redneck, but I do not consider myself to be one. I do object to terrorists killing or maiming innocents. He looks like he is in the forces and that is his job to get rid of those brutes.

stephen_9 avatar
SJM
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if god is the only one to decide if terrorist are right or wrong. What if god decides they are right? What happens next?

Load More Replies...
dysamoria-accounts avatar
Jace
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cultists. Everywhere I go in my country, there’s some cultist spouting off about their imaginary friend...

stephen-bormann avatar
ginmarie avatar
Gin Marie
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha.The guys bragging are not the SEALs. My unit worked alongside SF----nobig deal, just literally our hooches were there. Those guys could kill you with a paperclip. They were the most affable, relaxed, casual dudes. Not big guys, either. Why? Because they had to fit in in the civilian population every now and then. The Blackwater guys would strut around and brag----but that's another story.

Load More Replies...
granny_rider avatar
Annette Rainbow
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No it's Gods choice, it is the devils choice to use people to kill others.

beejayw avatar
Ben Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

What’s the issue? Are people honestly thinking terrorists have some sort of right to exist and murder other innocent people?

kathrynfellis avatar
Katchen
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it’s more a matter of deciding who is a terrorist in the first place, and then you know that whole “due process” thing.

Load More Replies...
View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#15

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

PeteyChamp51 Report

#16

"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

ibepunkinmugs Report

#17

"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

worstbaby Report

Add photo comments
POST
feckerkehoe avatar
Iggy
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#18

"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

themaskedpoosader Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#19

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

Silver_or_Lead Report

Add photo comments
POST
feckerkehoe avatar
Iggy
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#20

"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

mtbullard14 Report

#21

"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

SWEDinTexas Report

Add photo comments
POST
feckerkehoe avatar
Iggy
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#22

"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

IamMull Report

#23

"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

LetsGoGameCrocks Report

Add photo comments
POST
feckerkehoe avatar
Iggy
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#24

"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

NateLeport Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#26

"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

Mnkeyqt Report

#27

"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

tardgard69 Report

Add photo comments
POST
monika-soffronow avatar
Monika Soffronow
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like an open declaration of being mentally stuck at 14 1/2 years of age. Cringeworthy, definitely cringeworthy.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#28

"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

Pav1001 Report

#29

"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

lofzfreak Report

#30

"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

ferretninja91 Report

Note: this post originally had 40 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda