50 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Said That We Do Not Recommend Reading Alone
Not so long ago, people have entertained themselves by having a Seance, in which they attempted to contact the spirits. But why bother with a Seance, when you can ask your crepy kids for some spiritual guidance as is with these little ones that have unwillingly explored their dark sides. We already know that kids have the wildest imagination and can translate that into the creepiest children's drawings ever, but this time we're focusing on something else. To prove that kids can sometimes unknowingly tap into the paranormal Bored Panda has compiled some of the scariest things people heard boys and girls say, and the stories from these weird kids will vividly fuel your nightmares.
It all started when writer Mikki Kendall addressed her Twitter followers, "People who interact with kids, what is the single weirdest/creepiest thing a kid has ever said to you?" After the tweet, all hell broke loose, and it turned out that kids say the darndest things. From threatening violence and seeing ghosts to painting vivid memories of a life before, these are just some of the creepy things that Mikki has received prove some children sound like skilled fortune-tellers or the devil himself. Scroll down to read the creepy things kids say, that even Edgar Allan Poe and H.P. Lovecraft would approve of.
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Not bs. My son was 5 when I got pregnant and he insisted there were 2 babies in my belly. He also insisted they were a boy and a girl. He was right.
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now that is a really really nice story. sometimes all you need is a kaleidoscope
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"My life's not working... " "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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I watched a show when I was a kid that same story. Kids waiting to be born, talking about how they imagine their lives would be. Except they where waiting to be born, not to go into the womb, and they already knew their mothers.
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petting your head is better than grinning at you with a kitchen knife I'd say...
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Could just mean, that the gardener is coming (when daddy isn`t home) >:)
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I have awakened before and seen beings in my room and fell back to sleep. some people are not too skiddish about ghosts..
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go into the room with her, tuck her into bed, climb in with her, and ask him if he'll tell her a bedtime story instead
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A lot of these can be explained by imaginary friends, watching videos and not understanding social norms. When a kid learns some one is pregnant they assume everyone is, they fill in random blanks like wether it's male or female or twins. I've worked with many kids and heard similar things. They absorb so much and don't understand themselves. I do like the stories where the young kids talk about reincarnation. Because it's cute
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My random remark: "I can smell your fear" is a line that Worgen characters from World Of Warcraft MMO game say. They say it loudly, clearly and this line got into my brain fast (I'm 31 mind you). So I wouldn't be surprised if the kiddo heard that very line in the game. As many other here - games, TV, their friends at school/kindergarten etc. Kids hear and proceed in their minds a lot more than one can expect, so no wonder they pop up with such strange and creepy things :)
Oh, and let's not forget older siblings (usually brothers) "Gee, Mom, I don't know where s/he got the idea that something would flow up the basement stairs and wrap around him..." with fingers crossed behind their backs. (Can't remember the movie trailer, but I do remember the scene!)
High school, babysitting identical twin girls. They dump all the toys out of a big bucket, direct me to sit in it. Thinking it will be a boat or a space ship, I comply. They proceed to hustle around the room busily looking for onions, carrots, garlic, potatoes etc. (Toy blocks, small stuffed animals, etc. stood on for the food.) They added the ingredients to my cooking pot, stoked the pretend fire and taste tested my progress. They we're re-enacting the story of the Stone Soup, but using a live human (me!) as the base!!!
A lot of these can be explained by imaginary friends, watching videos and not understanding social norms. When a kid learns some one is pregnant they assume everyone is, they fill in random blanks like wether it's male or female or twins. I've worked with many kids and heard similar things. They absorb so much and don't understand themselves. I do like the stories where the young kids talk about reincarnation. Because it's cute
I wish I could upvote A Ghost's comment 800 times.
My random remark: "I can smell your fear" is a line that Worgen characters from World Of Warcraft MMO game say. They say it loudly, clearly and this line got into my brain fast (I'm 31 mind you). So I wouldn't be surprised if the kiddo heard that very line in the game. As many other here - games, TV, their friends at school/kindergarten etc. Kids hear and proceed in their minds a lot more than one can expect, so no wonder they pop up with such strange and creepy things :)
Oh, and let's not forget older siblings (usually brothers) "Gee, Mom, I don't know where s/he got the idea that something would flow up the basement stairs and wrap around him..." with fingers crossed behind their backs. (Can't remember the movie trailer, but I do remember the scene!)
High school, babysitting identical twin girls. They dump all the toys out of a big bucket, direct me to sit in it. Thinking it will be a boat or a space ship, I comply. They proceed to hustle around the room busily looking for onions, carrots, garlic, potatoes etc. (Toy blocks, small stuffed animals, etc. stood on for the food.) They added the ingredients to my cooking pot, stoked the pretend fire and taste tested my progress. They we're re-enacting the story of the Stone Soup, but using a live human (me!) as the base!!!