As any parent will know, kids say and do some pretty weird things. But there's weird and then there's weird, and as you can see from the stories below, these kids took it to a whole new level. After all, has your son ever told you that his vagina looks like a hot dog? Probably not. What about leaving a "present" for grandma by pooping behind the curtains, or eating the dog's puke off the carpet? Take a look at the list below for more funny stories of kids acting strange. They come from a website called thepumpanddumpshow.com, and they remind us that while parenting can be difficult, it's never boring.
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If she can do that at least you have something to instantly absorb it
My youngest and least grateful daughter, when she was 5 or 6, asked me what those ugly scratches were on my belly. I told her they were the wounds left from carrying her in my belly. She looked at me scornfully and said "I don't have to say sorry for that."
I'd have just double layered them she's happy and it makes no difference
I have twins girls. They are 24 now, but that is EXACTLY the sort of thing they did when they were very little. Two heads are more creative that one.
Giving a child doritos after he just threw up... and then ''ya think' the child is stupid? Whats wrong with these parent?!
It's obviously wrong but if you're to pick the wrong spot that's the best substitute
When my son was 4, we drove past a large field partially obscured by trees and he commented, "That's a good place to bury the bones". That was several weeks after he randomly announced "All the angels before me are mine". 0.0
This makes me reevaluate my life choices before I've even made them
Kids are freaky.
Kids are funny :)
I once told the entire church of my first boner. Last thing I remember was my mom's shocked face.
When my son was 4, we drove past a large field partially obscured by trees and he commented, "That's a good place to bury the bones". That was several weeks after he randomly announced "All the angels before me are mine". 0.0
This makes me reevaluate my life choices before I've even made them
Kids are freaky.
Kids are funny :)
I once told the entire church of my first boner. Last thing I remember was my mom's shocked face.