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Food. Family. Fun. These three words perfectly describe the kitchen, which is where everybody loves to congregate. And though we might say that all people are created equal, the same can't really be said about all kitchens.

There are some truly crappy designs of kitchens out there. Interior designs that will have you giggling with glee at how stupid they are. Bad designs that will have you cringing at how somebody could have overlooked such obvious, in-your-face flaws. Epic kitchen fails designed to make Gordon Ramsay scream “Shut it down!” and Dr. Frankenstein yelling “It’s alive!”

We know you’ve had a long week at work and at school, so we here at Bored Panda have created the following list of the very best and ‘tastiest’ kitchen design fails. So grab yourself a refreshing drink, put on a restaurant ASMR soundtrack, and scroll on. After all, you deserve a break. Make sure to upvote your favorite horrible kitchen disasters, and tell us what you love to hate about them. And after you’re done, take a look through Bored Panda’s awesome articles about various bad designs here, here, and here. Oh, and here. Whoops, forgot one more — here, as well.

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Even The Oven Is Like Why Are You Doing This To Me????

Even The Oven Is Like Why Are You Doing This To Me????

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Neon Petra
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To stop you accidentally hitting your shins/toes/ankles/head on the corner and it hurting. Oh wait, it's not padded there...

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There’s nothing that says bon appétit like a train-wreck of a kitchen. And boy, are there plenty of those out there. Kitchens that make you wonder whether the architects who designed them have ever eaten (or cooked) in one before. Kitchens that make you realize why not everyone who gets a degree in architecture is worth the paper their diploma is printed on. Kitchens that get bullied by other rooms in the house for looking shabby, kitschy and weird.

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What If They Get Divorced?

What If They Get Divorced?

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Neon Petra
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if they move and the house gets sold? Would people want pictures of some random couple in their kitchen?

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Stimpy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a plastic panel stuck to the wall. I imagine they would take it off.

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Mayra Elkhattabi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes because every woman's dream is to look at wedding photos while SHE is washing dishes. I'm feeling resentful already and that inst even my kitchen

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they get divorced then the person that still lives their can use the other ones head in the picture as a knife holder 😂

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Dianna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you want a picture of yourself staring at you everyday? All day. Every time you walked into the kitchen.

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Nathan Root
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see doing that as a prank if you're housesitting for friends...

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, that reminds me of the time I saw a gorgeous black sports car with an airbrushed picture of Pedro and Consuela that covered the entire hood of it. Never in my life saw anything that tacky - until now.

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KCN
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is: this was deliberately done, it wasn't a mistake. Someone had to take these photos to this manufacturer and say make a plastic back-splash with these photos. And the guy didn't say 'are you nuts?' and refuse to do it, just went ahead, took their money and got it done. Argh.

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Mary Rose Kent
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH, it’s not really the manufacturer’s job to pass judgment on somebody’s desire to be complete trailer trash.

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Oerff On Tour
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time she is put in her stereotypical place, she can see exactly where she made the mistake of her life.

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Oerff On Tour
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, the interior designer who agreed to this, should be institutionalised for life

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La Petite Morte
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, they'll really regret going with the granite countertop/stainless steel appliances package. That look is soooooo 90's....

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D Bailey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people do things like this when they can just buy a Velvet painting of Elvis.

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Neil Batchelor
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what if she had to wash up, and the matching lights and handles are possibly off the wedding cake!

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Lisa Whipp Myhre
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And what's up with the dark cabinets on the bottom and light ones on the top? And the hardware? I want to see the rest of this nightmare.

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Clinton Yew
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you always ask yourself "what if we divorced" then I guess you weren't marrying the correct person?

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Christine M Quigley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is rather self indulgent, and yes, would need to be removed to be able to sell..

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Darlene Michuk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is the electric can opener for? You mean you can't cook? Oh well honey here this will do.

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elfin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A little spray paint and you've got yourself an abstract.

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Shelley Barrows
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not want to see how many selfies this couple has on their phones/facebook/twitter and instagram accounts. Meanwhile the RE agent that has to sell this place is already cringing.... years in advance.

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Annanana
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if they don't? In this case, it's even worse. They are doomed to live inside this endless beauty

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a terrible decision for a few reasons. 1. It’s ugly 2. The couple could seperate and 3. They might want to sell the house in the future. I don’t think a lot of thought went into this.

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Anne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's just a simple panel, I'm sure it's super easy to remove :)

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Minnie-me
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope the couple does get divorced for this monstrosity

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It’s The End Of Days

It’s The End Of Days

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$1 Million San Francisco Loft Has Diagonal Support Beam That Cuts Through The Middle Of The Kitchen

$1 Million San Francisco Loft Has Diagonal Support Beam That Cuts Through The Middle Of The Kitchen

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How about hanging up a piano above the stove? Sounds like a good idea! Or how about we build the kitchen behind the refrigerator? Aye-aye, skipper! Also, we should probably install all the appliances in such a way that makes it impossible to open up any drawers. And don't forget a mass of terrible kitchen decor that'll accumulate grease, dust, and the smells of burning dreams.

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Crappy Kitchen Design

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#8

But How Will People Know We’re Fancy Unless We Etch The Lamborghini Into The Window?

But How Will People Know We’re Fancy Unless We Etch The Lamborghini Into The Window?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just because you have money doesn’t mean you can buy taste lol.

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This "Form Over Function" Kitchen In My Apartment...

This "Form Over Function" Kitchen In My Apartment...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 5yo son could design a better kitchen. Seriously whoever did this should NOT be in the building/cabinet making industry.

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#10

Open Concept Gone Too Far

Open Concept Gone Too Far

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This Entire Kitchen’s Counters And Backsplash Are Covered With This “Faux Mold” Tile

This Entire Kitchen’s Counters And Backsplash Are Covered With This “Faux Mold” Tile

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Crappy Kitchen Design

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But when exactly did kitchens start being a thing? Well, the first kitchens were outdoors because that’s where fires were built. According to John Desmond Limited, the smoke created by fires was a major problem indoors until the 16th century — that’s when chimneys became widespread in houses.

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#13

When You Don't Know If The Kitchen Is In The Bathroom Or The Bathroom In The Kitchen

When You Don't Know If The Kitchen Is In The Bathroom Or The Bathroom In The Kitchen

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the features in one room. Laundry, kitchen and bathroom, what more could you want.

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If Only There Was Some Other Utensil They Could Have Put On This Kitchen Decoration...

If Only There Was Some Other Utensil They Could Have Put On This Kitchen Decoration...

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Wood-fired kitchen stoves appeared in the 18th century, which were later replaced by ones that burned coal. The gas stove was first patented by James Sharp in 1826 and became a widespread addition in most kitchens by the 1920s. That’s when the electric stove started competing with its gas counterpart. However, it’s not what stove you use that’s important — it’s that you place it somewhere so it doesn’t block half the kitchen’s drawers.

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Blanche Done Blown The Whole Island Budget On Her Chandeliers

Blanche Done Blown The Whole Island Budget On Her Chandeliers

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How many mini chandeliers would you like to fit with the mini island in the kitchen?" Designer: "Yes."

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#17

I Wouldn't Want To Come In Here After Smoking

I Wouldn't Want To Come In Here After Smoking

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#19

Kentucky Comin In For That “Texas Kinda Crazy” Title

Kentucky Comin In For That “Texas Kinda Crazy” Title

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#20

There’s Fancy. Then There’s Kitchenette In The Master Bathroom Fancy

There’s Fancy. Then There’s Kitchenette In The Master Bathroom Fancy

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#21

Did This Get Installed Upside Down?

Did This Get Installed Upside Down?

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#22

Opening My Fridge Turns Off The Kitchen Light

Opening My Fridge Turns Off The Kitchen Light

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#23

Crappy Kitchen Design (Literally)

Crappy Kitchen Design (Literally)

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Luis Milian
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whats with the toilet on the kitchen design...this should be illegal lol

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When Space Saving Hacks Go Too Far

When Space Saving Hacks Go Too Far

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately these people have had to work with what they had. That’s a very tiny kitchen/laundry.

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#25

Just Added The Curtain For Privacy!

Just Added The Curtain For Privacy!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a tub for washing dogs. This person (or the previous owners) probably runs/ran a grooming business out of their house and this was the most convenient place, plumbing wise, to put in the tub. It's designed to be easy to lift or entice even large dogs in and out of with minimal back strain, at a good height to wash while sitting on a stool, but small enough so that the dog can't move or spin around while you're washing them. My mom is figuring out how to retro fit one into her basement so she can add grooming services to her pet walking/ boarding business.

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This Kitchen Appears To Be Under The Attack Of Some Giant At-At Walkers

This Kitchen Appears To Be Under The Attack Of Some Giant At-At Walkers

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Shower In The Middle Of A Kitchen

Shower In The Middle Of A Kitchen

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

can you imagine, might be a switch for water outside, so that they can wash all the vegetables and fruits at one go. I am still wondering about the height, how much of vegetables can buy to fill all the available space?

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An Abundance Of Prep Space Though, You Can’t Deny That. Just Don’t Let The Chicken Slide Off When You Go To Change Out The Load Of Darks

An Abundance Of Prep Space Though, You Can’t Deny That. Just Don’t Let The Chicken Slide Off When You Go To Change Out The Load Of Darks

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