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Food. Family. Fun. These three words perfectly describe the kitchen, which is where everybody loves to congregate. And though we might say that all people are created equal, the same can't really be said about all kitchens.

There are some truly crappy designs of kitchens out there. Interior designs that will have you giggling with glee at how stupid they are. Bad designs that will have you cringing at how somebody could have overlooked such obvious, in-your-face flaws. Epic kitchen fails designed to make Gordon Ramsay scream “Shut it down!” and Dr. Frankenstein yelling “It’s alive!”

We know you’ve had a long week at work and at school, so we here at Bored Panda have created the following list of the very best and ‘tastiest’ kitchen design fails. So grab yourself a refreshing drink, put on a restaurant ASMR soundtrack, and scroll on. After all, you deserve a break. Make sure to upvote your favorite horrible kitchen disasters, and tell us what you love to hate about them. And after you’re done, take a look through Bored Panda’s awesome articles about various bad designs here, here, and here. Oh, and here. Whoops, forgot one more — here, as well.

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"I Have Two Of Those In My Kitchen"

"I Have Two Of Those In My Kitchen"

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Mike Hansen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But a great idea if you have toddlers AND you're trying to cook dinner too!!!!! LOL

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn’t they know you’re not supposed to s**t where you eat?

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Anne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the oven is in the window? I.. I'm confused by this kitchen..

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Mary Rose Kent
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought was a clothes dryer. I mean, if they’ve got a toilet in their kitchen, why not laundry as well...

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Susie Eagar
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Y'all are talking about how gross the kitchen is because of the toilet, but what about how awful the toilet is? I literally have nightmares about needing a toilet and the only one available is out in the open for everyone to see. Gimme a toilet behind a closed door, please, not in "the heart of the home!" It's a fail as a kitchen, AND a fail as a bathroom!

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Luisa Vasconcelos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

may I use your bathroom ? Yes sure, while you are there please make me a tea.

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Clare Martin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure you are supposed to have at least 2 doors between a toilet and a kitchen! (Not cupboard doors!) haha! NASTY!

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Hypoxia Smurf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somewhere in my library is an old West German children's book illustrating a typical flat (apartment). With a toilet in the kitchen. Is this a European thang?

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Kim Sauerwein
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the gourmet kitchen that has EVERYTHING the gourmet could possibly want or need!!!

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Id row
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, god, if the first one is this bad, I'm afraid to see the rest.

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Christopher Duncanson-Hales
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This very well could be the only place for a toilet in a small apartment. If it is, then I think the design is brilliant.

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Adrianna Mattox
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I've just put my cake in the oven! Now let's go to the bathroom while I wait!" Oh my god... smh

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Christian Bell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh, you can poop as you cook, great idea LMAO. Tossing your salad as you well... lol

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Paige Garberding
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One stop shopping; garbage in, garbage out. What could be more efficient?

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Judith Wilson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody could be this stupid or diabolical on purpose. I am betting this area used to be the bathroom - and some genius converted it to the kitchen. No other explanation is available in the entire universe.

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Ellen Felder geb Treml
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't use it as a toilet, but just to pour away any leftover soup or something ...

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mithril
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just in case you want to s**t where you eat, just in case.

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Neil Batchelor
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the pregnant womans kitchen, for when the sudden need arises.

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Biopithecus
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With cooking so bad, you can't wait to get it outta your system.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hey, have any lemonade?" "Yeah, let me ladle some out for you..."

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CharliAnn Olney
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

handy if you have any bowel problems like IBS or Chrones. I guess.

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Norma Williamson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What country, no rules about hygiene then? In UK you have to have a separate room for the tiolet...

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c Fuller
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

do you close it up before flushing so the putrifaction doesn't escape onto the food?

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Mark CM
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes in the middle of making an omelet you just have to go.

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Just saying
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sorry, but even if I had diarrhea, I could and would make it to the actual bathroom.

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Vyvyan Tan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remind me of those really small apartment in Hong Kong, I saw them online, with open toilet and kitchen in the same space. 😢

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My understanding (in Oz at least) is that there must be an airlock (ie two doors) between toilet and kitchen! If not now, there used to be!

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Agnew Dellinger
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Honey can you check the roast, I'm gonna be another 5 minutes"?!

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Sybil Holiday
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a disabled person, IF those items by the wall were removed, (WTF?) AND this had a bidet built in PLUS a sink too, with maybe plants on a big space between it and any food area,(no coffee pot, etc) this *might* work.

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Joseph O'Brien
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thought it was illegal to have a commode so close to a food preparation area

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What what WHAT?! That is the most unsanitary thing I've ever seen!

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Chris Thian
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A shower in the kitchen is ok... but a water closed? No, no,no ...

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Stuart Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The average kitchen has more germs than a toilet but this should make the Guinness Book of Records!

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Shelley Barrows
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW, this has got to be HOW many code violations?? Was this originally the place for the dishwasher?

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Erica Bea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to admit, it's a great safe saving idea even if it isn't very hygenic or smart.

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Rose Brien Harrington
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What country is this? In Ireland you can't even have a bathroom NEXT to a kitchen

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Dani
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the space where you prepare food and eat? Oh goodness no... there is a reason that most animals have a natural instinct to NOT do this... apparently the instinct skipped our species :|

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Luisa Vasconcelos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the toilet is in the kitchen, where is the shower ? Do he/she have a shower or use the sink.?

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Mikey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you imagine calling your mom and she answered while in the kitchen? You'd never know if she was cookin' or poopin'.

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KJena
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don' t feel like drinking the coffee that is made in this kitchen...

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Walter Cheego
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could you imagine walking in and seeing someone sitting there in your kitchen? Hopefully not the person cooking!!!

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Lola
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good god, I hope that’s a garbage disposal.

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Hans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you gotta go buz make sure the food doesn't burn.

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Anouk Raemen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

apparently you don't s**t where you eat doesn't apply in this kitchen

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Tahani
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and it is used there are wipes on the left an a spray on the right... ew

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Jenica Thomas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As weird as this kitchen is I wouldn't doubt it if that was the only toilet in the house/apartment.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, many older apartment buildings in Europe have all of the plumbing in one location. This was similar in my Oma's flat.

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Momo Skarsgård
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well back in the days kitchens and bathroom mashups where a thing in Harlem NY. You'd be cooking while someone took a shower. Lmaooo

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Flameclaw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you are doing a job and really need the bathroom... This sorta stuff happens.

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2Tails
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For when it's the middle of the night and you need a drink or snack, but also gotta "go". It's all about groggy efficiency.

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Even The Oven Is Like Why Are You Doing This To Me????

Even The Oven Is Like Why Are You Doing This To Me????

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To stop you accidentally hitting your shins/toes/ankles/head on the corner and it hurting. Oh wait, it's not padded there...

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There’s nothing that says bon appétit like a train-wreck of a kitchen. And boy, are there plenty of those out there. Kitchens that make you wonder whether the architects who designed them have ever eaten (or cooked) in one before. Kitchens that make you realize why not everyone who gets a degree in architecture is worth the paper their diploma is printed on. Kitchens that get bullied by other rooms in the house for looking shabby, kitschy and weird.

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What If They Get Divorced?

What If They Get Divorced?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if they move and the house gets sold? Would people want pictures of some random couple in their kitchen?

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It’s The End Of Days

It’s The End Of Days

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$1 Million San Francisco Loft Has Diagonal Support Beam That Cuts Through The Middle Of The Kitchen

$1 Million San Francisco Loft Has Diagonal Support Beam That Cuts Through The Middle Of The Kitchen

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How about hanging up a piano above the stove? Sounds like a good idea! Or how about we build the kitchen behind the refrigerator? Aye-aye, skipper! Also, we should probably install all the appliances in such a way that makes it impossible to open up any drawers. And don't forget a mass of terrible kitchen decor that'll accumulate grease, dust, and the smells of burning dreams.

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Crappy Kitchen Design

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But How Will People Know We’re Fancy Unless We Etch The Lamborghini Into The Window?

But How Will People Know We’re Fancy Unless We Etch The Lamborghini Into The Window?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just because you have money doesn’t mean you can buy taste lol.

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This "Form Over Function" Kitchen In My Apartment...

This "Form Over Function" Kitchen In My Apartment...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 5yo son could design a better kitchen. Seriously whoever did this should NOT be in the building/cabinet making industry.

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One Instagram account called pleasehatethesethings collects “absurd, ugly & just plain stupid things in home design”, including worst kitchen design fails. The account has over 202,000 followers and has uploaded more than 621 photos that will make you want to call the design police.

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Open Concept Gone Too Far

Open Concept Gone Too Far

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This Entire Kitchen’s Counters And Backsplash Are Covered With This “Faux Mold” Tile

This Entire Kitchen’s Counters And Backsplash Are Covered With This “Faux Mold” Tile

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Crappy Kitchen Design

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But when exactly did kitchens start being a thing? Well, the first kitchens were outdoors because that’s where fires were built. According to John Desmond Limited, the smoke created by fires was a major problem indoors until the 16th century — that’s when chimneys became widespread in houses.

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When You Don't Know If The Kitchen Is In The Bathroom Or The Bathroom In The Kitchen

When You Don't Know If The Kitchen Is In The Bathroom Or The Bathroom In The Kitchen

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the features in one room. Laundry, kitchen and bathroom, what more could you want.

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If Only There Was Some Other Utensil They Could Have Put On This Kitchen Decoration...

If Only There Was Some Other Utensil They Could Have Put On This Kitchen Decoration...

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Wood-fired kitchen stoves appeared in the 18th century, which were later replaced by ones that burned coal. The gas stove was first patented by James Sharp in 1826 and became a widespread addition in most kitchens by the 1920s. That’s when the electric stove started competing with its gas counterpart. However, it’s not what stove you use that’s important — it’s that you place it somewhere so it doesn’t block half the kitchen’s drawers.

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Blanche Done Blown The Whole Island Budget On Her Chandeliers

Blanche Done Blown The Whole Island Budget On Her Chandeliers

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How many mini chandeliers would you like to fit with the mini island in the kitchen?" Designer: "Yes."

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I Wouldn't Want To Come In Here After Smoking

I Wouldn't Want To Come In Here After Smoking

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Kentucky Comin In For That “Texas Kinda Crazy” Title

Kentucky Comin In For That “Texas Kinda Crazy” Title

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There’s Fancy. Then There’s Kitchenette In The Master Bathroom Fancy

There’s Fancy. Then There’s Kitchenette In The Master Bathroom Fancy

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Did This Get Installed Upside Down?

Did This Get Installed Upside Down?

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Opening My Fridge Turns Off The Kitchen Light

Opening My Fridge Turns Off The Kitchen Light

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Crappy Kitchen Design (Literally)

Crappy Kitchen Design (Literally)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whats with the toilet on the kitchen design...this should be illegal lol

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When Space Saving Hacks Go Too Far

When Space Saving Hacks Go Too Far

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately these people have had to work with what they had. That’s a very tiny kitchen/laundry.

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Just Added The Curtain For Privacy!

Just Added The Curtain For Privacy!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a tub for washing dogs. This person (or the previous owners) probably runs/ran a grooming business out of their house and this was the most convenient place, plumbing wise, to put in the tub. It's designed to be easy to lift or entice even large dogs in and out of with minimal back strain, at a good height to wash while sitting on a stool, but small enough so that the dog can't move or spin around while you're washing them. My mom is figuring out how to retro fit one into her basement so she can add grooming services to her pet walking/ boarding business.

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This Kitchen Appears To Be Under The Attack Of Some Giant At-At Walkers

This Kitchen Appears To Be Under The Attack Of Some Giant At-At Walkers

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Shower In The Middle Of A Kitchen

Shower In The Middle Of A Kitchen

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

can you imagine, might be a switch for water outside, so that they can wash all the vegetables and fruits at one go. I am still wondering about the height, how much of vegetables can buy to fill all the available space?

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An Abundance Of Prep Space Though, You Can’t Deny That. Just Don’t Let The Chicken Slide Off When You Go To Change Out The Load Of Darks

An Abundance Of Prep Space Though, You Can’t Deny That. Just Don’t Let The Chicken Slide Off When You Go To Change Out The Load Of Darks

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