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It’s been seven years—sorry, seven months—since we compiled Bored Panda’s very first list of coronavirus jokes. At that time, it all seemed slightly surreal. The first COVID jokes and puns reflected reality and aimed at educating people. Soon, though, with the viral threat snowballing into one of the greatest public disasters of modern history, the absurdity level skyrocketed.

A new kind of comedy was born. COVID humor turned out to be as savage as the virus itself, and no meme, pun, or one-liner was out of the question. Throwing COVID jokes around became a new kind of weapon against the collective trauma and misery we live in.

And since we've rolled into the second wave of this viral turmoil and everyone is getting a little philosophical and sentimental, the COVID jokes are on fire just like they were the first day. Just better. They matured like a collectible wine, which will get us all the way through 2020. So, roll up your sleeves for this very gourmet compilation of the freshest COVID-19 humor. For dessert, check out more corona jokes here, here, here, and here.

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This Paper Sign At Our Local Sandwich Shop

This Paper Sign At Our Local Sandwich Shop

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Protect Yourself, Protect Others!

Protect Yourself, Protect Others!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not just Londoners but all British towns and cities. If the lights were seen from the air they made easy targets for the Luftwaffe. Even rural villages did it. Everywhere had men called Air patrol men who would sound a siren to warn people to black out their windows and stay in and the siren would sound again when it was safe. There were high penalties if you didn't comply.

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It’s not only you who noticed that corona jokes have become darker than they used to be at the start of the year. The fact that the pandemic has gotten way worse and it’s nowhere near the end has surely escalated the darker sense of humor.

In a recent interview with comedy writer Ariane Sherine, we talked about the effect the pandemic has had on our lives. The woman from London, United Kingdom told us that she, like many others, tries to limit the flow of corona-related news daily to limit the psychological pressure.

"I get my news in bite-sized chunks from Twitter. I read the news articles they recommend, but I never watch the television news as I find that a lot more emotive and distressing than written news," she said.

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Mask-Wearing

Mask-Wearing

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think there's any correlation between the people who wear masks incorrectly and the people who use contraceptives incorrectly?

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On the other hand, the sense of community we all share these days is stronger than ever before. “On the upside, there’s also a shared sense of camaraderie and getting through tough times together,” Ariane commented.

This sense of community is also key to corona humor, which has become a universal subgenre transgressing all social media platforms, cultures, and backgrounds. Memes, puns, and one-liners hit us hard in a similar way that the virus does. It’s not selective and speaks to everyone.

In every absurd corona joke, there’s a sense of empathy in the things we are all going through. And since the grounds of optimism seem to be depleting daily, there’s only one thing we can do. Sit back, relax, and poke fun at the world which hasn’t been so nice to us lately.

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The Denver Broncos Have The Entire Town Of ‘South Park’ In The Stands For Today’s Nfl Game

The Denver Broncos Have The Entire Town Of ‘South Park’ In The Stands For Today’s Nfl Game

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#9

I Sure Hope That The Corona-Virus Doesn't Catch A Case Of Malignant Narcissism

I Sure Hope That The Corona-Virus Doesn't Catch A Case Of Malignant Narcissism

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When Trick Or Treaters Get Within 6 Feet Of My Door

When Trick Or Treaters Get Within 6 Feet Of My Door

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#14

It Doesn't Get Any Better Little One

It Doesn't Get Any Better Little One

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#15

I Wonder How Dense The Population Is?

I Wonder How Dense The Population Is?

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If I Cover My Eyes And Ears Long Enough, The Corona Virus Will Magically Disappear...

If I Cover My Eyes And Ears Long Enough, The Corona Virus Will Magically Disappear...

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#17

Best Thing I Saw On Facebook Today....

Best Thing I Saw On Facebook Today....

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was a rubbish bin within the quarantine hotel no less - not out in public. They've changed the policy so the bins don't have lids and are no contact style. Gotta say I know some here are a bit tired of it all, but I'm proud of my country. The above mentioned outbreak was so small and caught and traced so quick that by the time it was in the news it was over. We just gotta hang in there - covid won't go away because we are tired of it

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First Post

First Post

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's something I've wondered about in recent years...do you HAVE to be old to be a politician in America?

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#21

Don't Be Afraid You Said?

Don't Be Afraid You Said?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is real, then he's an even bigger idiot than I thought. Getting THE best care in the world and then calling it not too bad is straight out idiotic. Or is he really so delusional that he thinks that every person in the US has access to this kind of healthcare.

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Paul K. Johnson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, to be fair he's not an actual leader and he's an imbecile.

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget he took a drug he gas a financial stake in, great opportunity for him to yet again wring his role as president for as much money as possible. At the expense of Americans:(

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Hubertus Touché
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was high from the sh*tload of medication he was given. Problem is he never got back to erm... I wanted to say normal, but he was never normal, so before it is then.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the best part of his message is that instead od medicine, the man said "Drugs", so u saying drugs r better than medicine. DrUgS!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I promise not to be afraid of covid if President Trump promises that all Americans are guaranteed to receive the same quality of medical care he does. They're going to need to build a new wing on Walter Reed.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He promised every American can have it and it will be free. Why am I skeptical ?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Simple...the kind of leader that cares more about money than the people in his country.

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Nicholas Tompkins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

assholes trump is trying to keep us calm so we can stay at home and not catch it he doesnt want us to panic running and screaming

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

asshole a good leader tells you to stay calm so you have courage to get through it trump wanted us calm and smart

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Russell Ellwardt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of people VOTE for such a leader? That's what scares me most.

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Sherry Hart
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some really great drugs that ONLY he has access to and including the best team of doctors 24/7. Yeah what a joke!!! 😷👎👎👎

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had to fear all brown people forever because 3000 people died on 9/11. But coronavirus kills over 200,000 people locally, and it’s gotta be 300,000+ globally, and that’s totally fine?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of leader ? An orange idiot incompetent who only looks out for himself, not the people he's supposed to lead and care for.

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Edward Hara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey stupid! Do you do any reading at all? Haven't you noticed that a couple of weeks ago the CDC admitted that only 6% of all the deaths that were called "Covid 19 deaths" were actually from the virus alone? Are you not aware that hospitals have admitted to lying about deaths, claiming they were Covid 19 when they were from things like motorcycle accidents. The reason is that they get more money from the federal government for treating a Covid death. Haven't you noticed that the disease statistics for the flu are down to being almost not recordable? Why do you think that is (if you are capable of thinking!!) It's because the deaths from the flu have been recorded as Covid deaths. Brainless people like you are what is keeping this scam going and going and going like the Energizer Bunny. Wake up!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand both sides, Corona is not the apocalypse and we shouldn't try to worry about it, but we do need to take precautions. Corona is dangerous but it is not the end of the world. And before you get mad at me for any weird reason i'm just going to say, almost all the presidential candidates of 2000 - 2020 are stupid, they all have their own personal agenda and don't really care about what the people want.

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#26

The Best Mask Guide

The Best Mask Guide

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Detector Goes Shhhhh

Detector Goes Shhhhh

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tr*mp: “I let 200k+ Americans die to avoid causing panic” Me, a constituent of Jacinda Ardern, who did what Dr Bloomfield et al said and then made a video online to address our panic because IT’S NOT AN EITHER-OR THING: *I can’t quite describe the facial expression I made*

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#30

The Four Covid-Personality Types

The Four Covid-Personality Types

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd honestly rather see someone without a mask than someone who just has it down on their chin. Like if you're gonna be an asshat about it, at least go all the way.

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#31

Nah, Santa Died From Covid

Nah, Santa Died From Covid

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#34

Coming To A Store Near You Very Soon

Coming To A Store Near You Very Soon

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need some masked figures so they can be examples to others. 😂

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Cursed Photo

Cursed Photo

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2019...please come back, I know I told you to go to hell, but you know I never meant to...friends now?

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#37

One Of The Only Times Where Deadpool Is A Role Model

One Of The Only Times Where Deadpool Is A Role Model

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A Picture Of My Brother In P.e Class Today

A Picture Of My Brother In P.e Class Today

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#40

We Didn't Make It To The Moon Choosing The Easy Way Out

We Didn't Make It To The Moon Choosing The Easy Way Out

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But... but... the whole moon landing was staged, no? And this was done in order to hide the fact the earth is actually flat and it now conveniently proves corona is a hoax. Oh and next to all this Santa is real, so is the easter Bunny and the current president of the USA is a sweet and lovely guy! *takes another Xanax... or 2... :-s

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#41

Where Can I Get A Purse

Where Can I Get A Purse

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It isn't "gay" to carry a purse. I get the point she is making, but implying that purses make someone gay is a weird leap.

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Berlin Gives Middle Finger To Anti-Maskers In Tourism Ad

Berlin Gives Middle Finger To Anti-Maskers In Tourism Ad

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The officials in Berlin are going bananas about this. I think it's good!

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#44

Some People Don’t Learn

Some People Don’t Learn

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then, weeks later, they come back saying that the hospital they were in was an illusion made by the government.

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#45

Alex Jones On Covid-19

Alex Jones On Covid-19

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He Did It Boys, Covid Is No More

He Did It Boys, Covid Is No More

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#48

Email Etiquette

Email Etiquette

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every work e-mail starting with: Dear, I hope you are still alive...

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#49

Pandemic Time

Pandemic Time

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2020 Has Been Wild

2020 Has Been Wild

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