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Theory
Science
but what about math? why do i need to study parabolas and quadratic equations if im going to be an actor?
Self-Doubt
Hell Level 1
Two Wolves
X-Ray
They do that because repeated exposure to being near by it is not good.
Alice II
Internet Day 1
Jack The Stripper
Warp Speed
Good News
Hot Shingles
Jack Reformed
Interview
Ye Olde Shoppe Bagge
Jebediah Couch
Gif
It does stand for Graphics so i don't know how they got J out of it. Leave that for the peanut butter.
Load More Replies...GIF, because we don't jive christmas jifts at christmas time to juys and jerls.
Actually because "graphics interchange format", where it's not Jrafics.
Load More Replies...Guys. Everyone is wrong. You pronounce GIF as GIF. Not as GIF. Jesus.
actually according to the original plans the g is pronounced as a y
Load More Replies...Is there a place for those who say "Eye-talian"? Like the country is called "Eyetaly"! Please, tell me there is!
I only say that when trying to tick off my EYEtalian roommate - I tell her we are going to fancy EYEtalian restaurant - olive garden... LOL
Load More Replies...Think gif (pronounced gift without the ‘t’) vs gif (pronounched Jif like the peanut butter).
Load More Replies...Either being correct, I use both. Although the G in "Graphical" being hard, tend to agree, that it IS "gif".
OK, I’ll settle this for you Pandas. Wearing my IT hat here…The GIF format was invented in 1987 by Steve Wilhite, an American computer scientist. The inventor of GIF has authoritatively said the following: “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft 'G,' pronounced 'jif.' End of story." The intended pronunciation deliberately echoes the American peanut butter brand Jif. So when you mispronounce it with a hard G, you unmask yourself to an IT professional. For those without access to the technical literature: https://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/an-honor-for-the-creator-of-the-gif/
And as an aside, dictionaries do not dictate how words *should* be pronounced. The linguists who write the content act as anthropologists peering through the reeds to observe how language is spoken in the wild, then record their findings. This is why Oxford has the entry that it does.
Load More Replies...The guy who invented the GIF even said it's pronounced "jif". But hey, feel free to tell someone the thing they invented and named is pronounced wrong. While you're at it, how about you tell someone their own name is pronounced wrong.
Has he ever explained why he wants it pronounced that way? Because Graphics has a hard G, so it doesn't really make sense to pronounce it like J. I get the vibe that this guy is one of those people who names his kid Pth@elt35 and pronounces it Steve.
Load More Replies...THEY MISSED A CENSOR *gasp* (this is a joke I thought BP made the article not DarkLines)
What needs censoring here?! O.O
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Roleplay
Yeast
Mug
Richard Ripper
Tricky Dicky
Alice
The Worst
Imp
The Doctor
I had to look this one up, “A proctologist is a surgical specialist with a focus on diagnosing and treating disorders of the colon, r****m and a**s. Proctologists often are seen for complex lower digestive tract issues or when surgery is needed to treat the patient.”
Yeah. This is honestly what I thought of most of these.
Load More Replies...And yet, you're still here, telling us how bored you are.
Load More Replies...Yeah. This is honestly what I thought of most of these.
Load More Replies...And yet, you're still here, telling us how bored you are.
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