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TikToker Gets Corporate Back-To-Office List Welcoming Employees Back, And It’s So Out Of Touch, It’s Insane
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TikToker Gets Corporate Back-To-Office List Welcoming Employees Back, And It’s So Out Of Touch, It’s Insane

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For two years, employers have been waiting for “the day” when everyone returns to the office. And now, companies expect workers to collectively go back to the land of the cubicles, briefcases, and packed lunches with a smile. But for many of us who relished our commute-free lifestyle, it has become clear that we can be just as productive while wearing PJs and tracksuits to which, let’s face it, we have all adapted way too well.

The work-from-home culture has benefitted countless employees, and TikToker Sammy Jay knows this from personal experience. In her video series titled ‘Back In The Actual Office,’ the content creator shares hilarious insights from her new reality that range from painfully funny interactions with coworkers to AC wars that leave people no choice but to lunge into battle.

In her recent clip, she explained that the corporate welcomed her return by sending employees a ridiculous email titled “21 Reasons Why We’re Glad To Be Back in the Office.” So Sammy decided to humor her followers by reading some of these so-called perks aloud, and to all currently desk-bound souls out there, let me tell you, this story — you can relate. Scroll down to read all about the email, as well as some of the responses, and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments!

As many employers welcome their employees back to work, one company sent out an email about the benefits of returning to the office

So recently, TikToker Sammy Jay decided to roast these so-called perks by reading them out loud

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Sammy’s satirical approach to the email was greeted with a big round of applause by her followers. In response to the video, some users pointed out that the corporate is trying to gaslight employees and others chimed in with their own insights and personal stories. The content resonated deeply with people because, as Sammy said to the camera, “nobody is choosing a bra and shoes if they don’t have to,” and she has a point.

A 2021 study by the Future Forum, Slack’s research consortium, found that once employees tasted the benefits of remote jobs, flexible work practices got deeply ingrained and valued in their everyday life. In fact, 76% of employees want flexibility in where they work, and 93% want flexibility when they work. Moreover, when employees report low satisfaction with flexibility on the job, 71% are open to new opportunities.

It’s hardly surprising, as the survey found that people working fully remotely feel two times better about work-life balance and 2.4 times better about work-related stress than those working in the office every day.

To gain more insight on companies urging workers to return to in-person work, we reached out to Sunny Patel, a UK-based career-change coach aiming to help professionals find careers that excite them. According to him, asking employees to get back to the office full-time already seems like a thing of the past. “Many jobs can be done from home, so the feeling of having to commit X amount of time, five days a week, just to go and do the same job, does seem outdated,” he told Bored Panda in an email.

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Another reason why employees see working in the office as a serious downside for their job is because we’re starting to replace human-to-human interaction with digital interaction, Patel argued. “A physical workplace requires us to use skills that (for many people) are on the decline. We don’t work that muscle enough, so it can feel difficult when we need to.”

Unfortunately, some companies use the office model as a power tool to control and closely monitor their employees. “This is concerning, but not surprising,” Patel explained. “Many leaders on LinkedIn are openly sharing their concerns/rants about how people need to get back into the office and ‘back to work’. Their belief that true work can only occur in the workplace is so engrained that they can happily share such posts, without a thought that there might be another way to look at it.”

“It’s essentially just presenteeism, which in the UK especially, is still a big thing,” the coach continued. “In addition, some organizations don’t have trust in their leadership and/or their approach to measuring staff performance. Such workplaces need more dated approaches to monitor staff, which often amounts to little more than watching them more closely.”

You can watch Sammy’s video series, where she shares her experience of going back to the office, right here

@sammyjaydon I used to do this every day! Why is the office so hard now? #neurodivergent #theoffice #wfh #stationery ♬ original sound – Sammy Jay

@sammyjaydon Replying to @Lucy 🥑 don’t say I don’t listen to you all!! #theoffice #funny #wfh #neurodivergent ♬ original sound – Sammy Jay

@sammyjaydon #theoffice #wfh #neurodivergent #funny @Sammy Jay @Sammy Jay ♬ original sound – Sammy Jay

But it turns out that a more flexible work environment is also beneficial for the employer, as it often leads to increased productivity and retention rates. Patel agreed that people now understand the benefits of remote work and expect a better symbiosis (not just balance) between their work and their life.

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“I spoke to someone recently who is happier in her job now, than in the previous five years she spent in the same role,” Patel shared. “All her employer did was sit down with her and understand how the role could better fit her life as a parent of three.”

“This resulted in her working slightly shorter days twice a week, working from home once a week and possibly more during school holidays. Her performance reviews show she’s performing better than ever, in fewer hours, purely because she feels more valued and has designed a schedule that she knows can work with her other commitments.”

If you feel unsatisfied with coming to the workplace full-time, a few days a week, or even at all, career coach Patel suggested that honesty is the only way to handle the situation. “When I was a manager, I disliked nothing more than when staff simply acted up or were regularly frustrated without explaining why.”

“I had a staff member come to me once and ask for some more flex over their working pattern,” he added. It was a simple human-to-human conversation and we were able to solve it easily. This also strengthened our relationship, and going forward, I checked in with them regularly to see how their child was doing, which they really appreciated.”

“We’re moving towards becoming a species that wants to avoid conflict and difficult conversations, but these things strengthen us and serve to ensure that all parties in a relationship can better understand each other. Asking for something like this when you’re new to the role might not make sense, but the right time will never be far away,” Patel concluded.

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Readers have weighed in criticizing the company and applauding Sammy for her humorous approach

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Pieter LeGrande
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chilling out in a toilet cubicle? Yep done that - at least until Mike went in the next cubicle after eating his microwaved curry fish.

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SPQRBob
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing says "Welcome back to the office!" better than listening to (and smelling) Mike spackle the porcelain in the next stall over. Jackson Pollack's got nothing on Mike.

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Ivana Bašić
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm also "happy" to be getting my dog used to staying home alone again. She's not a pandemic puppy, she was used to it before, behaves and all, but we were all home for two and a half years, that's a long time, she's aged in the meantime, and now we're all gone again. Joy for everyone.

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Frances M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve had people in work saying how great they feel now that their back in the office and I look at them like they’re mad and say no, I worked better, faster and was much happier working from home. The only thing I miss, and I mean the only thing, is the printer/scanner, which I need twice a year.

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Makajha Banjjjak
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always wonder what sad/bad situation at home make some ppl voluntarily come to the office. As I really can't imagine that scenario

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Shane S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The managers wanting everyone back in the office are the same employees who can come and go from the office as they please without question. Yet, they want to tie everyone else to a desk for 8 hours solid.

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Cat Chat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Romance? Ok, I see HR sending the author of the email to sexual harassment training in the near future (hopefully before everyone returns).

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Dr. W.D. Gaster
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

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Cuppa tea?
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Started my current job as WFH, recently there was transition from one dept to another, and despite prior agreement current arrangements to be kept, the new boss likes to make office full of people. His reasoning was based on KPI's from previous positions, which are totally different and irrelevant to current one. People started to leave already.

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Casey Payne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who's job is maintaining the office operations, (mail, packages, on-site IT, phones etc.) and I have been going into my workplace every single day, alone, for the last 3 years; let me say this. I absolutely hate having an office full of people to deal with again. They were so much more pleasant by text. They're needy in person. I loved walking to work and not have to deal with inconsiderate zombies glued to their phones barging into me. What do I have to do to the world to make the world work from home again?

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Fred L.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if the company wanted to publish that as sarcasm they did a great job.

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Andrew Feistner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I let my manager know within the first 30 days of working from home that I hadn't once had to wade through 1/2 an inch of sewer water after the women's restroom around the corner overflowed into the hallway. I asked that it be remedied immediately, but it never was. For the 2 1/2 years I worked from home, I never once had to wade through sewage to get to the break room or men's restroom.

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Dre Mosley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our company subleased almost all of our office space during all of this; we couldn't return to the office even if we wanted to. We're all just fine with that. I see no real benefit to fighting traffic just to sit in a building to do the same job I can do at home.

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Julie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish my company had done this. They had just spent a lot of money on a building right before sending us to WFH so once they felt like it was ok, they started packing the office again.

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John Siorek
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we're trying to save the planet, No one commuting on the road does a pretty spiffy job of not using any energy

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Eloarei
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just shaking my head at the anti-WFH comments. Have you people never had a complaint about your workplace? Never thought "if I didn't have to be here, boy I sure wouldn't be"? I'm a janitor so I definitely cannot WFH; but I have enough complaints about my workplace (the drive, the AC you can't adjust, having to dress up and go out into the weather and figure out some kind of food option, etc etc not huge problems but definitely inconveniences) that I absolutely understand the appeal of staying home and still getting paid. I can't clean remotely, but I don't begrudge those who can do their work from home. And to be perfectly honest, my job would be a lot easier if some of the people in my office did WFH.

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Magpie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure people are thrilled to waste gas & put more wear/tear on their cars. Such a money saver.

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Pheebs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol. The one about the air conditioning was great. One thing I hated about my desk was when the building was remodeled they didn’t have the AC vents redistributed evenly. They were still placed as they were originally with a more closed in floor plan (originally had small offices in a grouping for half that zone, and then switched to an open plan). The result was my desk had SEVEN vents above it, which was half of the vents for that area of the building. My desk took up maybe 5% of the overall floor space. Put a thermometer up at my desk - it was about 5 degrees colder than a desk maybe 10-15 feet away.

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Annie Steele
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure why companies need to tell people to go back to the office, unless the manager is panicked that they don't have a requirement for one anymore as staff are working better without having to listen to endless drivel of what Karen did at the weekend, being micromanaged by Kevin, who is useless.

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Mike Loux
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I just LOVE going into the office where my desk is right next to the company's biggest extrovert, and he would. not. stop. talking. You're a hell of a nice guy, man, but I came her to get some work done. Please, for the love of god, shut the f**k up.

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Jo L.
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My gen X husband is right there with you. His boss gave up trying to get him into the office because, frankly, it's better for the company if he has the flexibility to just work any time he's needed. And I don't miss hearing him complain about the people in the office after he got home(family-owned company, so they would talk about family stuff all day).

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Bob La Capra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I retired shortly before the pandemic. Many of my former coworkers were given the option to work from home but had I still been working I would have chosen to go to work for a couple of reasons: 1 - Work is work, home is home. The last thing I want at home is a reminder of work. 2 - Plenty of room in parking ramp. 3 - Less people at the office to interrupt me but enough so there's still someone to talk to during down times. 4 - No line to use the microwave. 5 - my commute would've been even easier than it was. Glad I retired though. Best career move I ever made.

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N Miller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Satire? Could it have been satire and badly missed the mark? I mean, we got a semi sarcastic email about turning the clocks back (includes such gems as "don't bother with the car clock if you don't have access to the owners manual, it's not worth the effort). Fortunately, we're a small enough company that *most* people got that it was tongue in cheek. I can't imagine anyone writing this email in all *seriousness*.

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Mika N
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could be that someone else wrote it as satire, and HR saw it and didn't understand it was satire, and thought "oh great list let's send it to everyone." If HR wrote it to be satire that could still be kind of seen as tone deaf to be joking about people's honest frustration with returning to the office right as they're in the middle of that transition back.

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ArchLobster
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While the email from the company is tone deaf and stupid, the article reads like a bunch of entitled whining. Work isn't supposed. To be relaxing or fun. It's work. It happens in an office. Be happy you work in an office and not on a hot farm in Mesopotamia in the 3rd century.

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Mer☕️🧭☕️
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boss wanting people to come back to the office = jackhole wants to micromanage and/or escape from home-life/duties.

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Marvin HeartofGold
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's f*****g stupid. Due to the nature of my job we have had to be in office the whole time. At least my boss wasn't stupid enough to make a list of reasons why it's fun and exciting and just really really cool

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Dizavid
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing makes me less and less certain about that whole "violence is wrong" thing than dealing with or reading about corporate b******t.

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Patty Burns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

9 a.m.. "text" Hey Julie can you send me the missing information? 3p.m. "text" hey Julie. Email, Julie I still need that missing information. "Dials phone"..hi this is Julie leave a message. 4:45 p.m. Sorry Ms Client your order is going to be delayed another 24 hours and we're going to have to change the dates on your documents, oh and we're going to need your signature again.

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KB Block
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our Operations director told us it's necessary to be in the office to collaborate. You know what we still are doing, November 2022? Sitting in the same office on the same floor meeting via Zoom, I kid you not.

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MilaFi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I changed jobs during the pandemic and now only work from home. Could not be happier. I have an opportunity to go to the office, which is a km away. But I don't have any reason to go there as my team members are located in different countries I wouldn't meet them anyways.

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Channo Sagara
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should add "getting punched in the face" that's fun. Also "stepping on a dog's poo". Don't forget "feeling sick", everybody love those stuff.

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Paula Steiner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had mixed feelings about this, myself. It's lovely to be able to take a few steps to my home computer and start my day with no commute. And the bathroom was also just a few steps away, whereas the one at work was out of our whole office suite and also poorly designed. OTOH, my computer monitor at home was much smaller than the one at work (until I successfully agitated for a new one) and the chair at home wasn't near as good as my Herman Miller Aeron chair at work, the desk space at home was minuscule compared to my space at work. But it's very hard to set boundaries with my family--every few minutes, it seemed, it was a request to discuss the grocery list for supper or to find something that was misplaced, or to help someone with something, which tends to cut into productivity more than you'd think. At work, I sometimes hardly talked to another person all day. When we did go back to work, we found good cloth masks and a bottle of good hand sanitizer waiting for each of us.

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Taylor ßudd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd just ignore it and continue as usual until they threaten to fire me then I'd call their bluff and see what happens.

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Mike Soigne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had #28 been "Romance," I might have thought -- "sike! Just kidding." But since it's offered at #21, I think H.R. has a mole.

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KGK
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, the 'work from home' crowd...the whiniest, most entitled crowd of them all. Let's just say those of us that work in roles that require actual physical labor and presence don't have the slightest bit of sympathy for you. Go cry your crocodile tears in the privacy of your own home where the rest of us don't have to be subjected to your nonsense. What a bunch of entitled, useless pricks.

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CB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not our fault you chose a job where you're needed in person. It's completely pointless for those who work on a computer.

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Fight Hypocrites
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get it, WFH is dreamy, but you're being told to come in 2 DAYS A WEEK and you're pissing and moaning about it? Whatever will you do?

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J Matz
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The paycheck, that's why I'm glad to go to work. Never had this privilege of working from home thing, but I find it amazing how many people are super upset because they have to drive to work...like, sorry not sorry, if the boss wants you back in the office, put on your big boy/girl pants and sit in traffic like the rest of us.

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CB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol. Sounds like you are just jealous you never worked from home.

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Caleb R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the email out of touch? Yes, but I feel no sympathy whatsoever for this person. In fact, I think they're a bit entitled. I have been working in retail for a long time. I worked throughout the whole of the pandemic. I didn't have a work from home option, obviously. I got treated like total c**p by the WFH ilk. Boo hoo, you have to go to an office building like the unwashed masses.

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SPQRBob
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are jobs that by necessity need to be performed in-person and others that do not. I don't understand why you seem to look down on all of the work situations (including your own, apparently!) that cannot be performed remotely as being staffed by "the unwashed masses". There is no need to bring some sort of class warfare aspect into the conversation in order to vent your own spleen and share your bitterness that your job requires your physical presence. Shifting jobs that can be worked remotely to WFH/hybrid arrangements have benefits for society at large when you look at traffic, air pollution, rents/housing costs, etc. But go on about how glad you are that others are being forced to return to the office because you have to drive to work too. Crabs in a bucket thinking right there.

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W. Dearth
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1 year ago

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F**k TikTokers and their genderless bathrooms. Idiots with no life experiences.

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Phil Cole
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1 year ago

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Two choices, stop whining and find a new job, or show up to this job in the office two whole days a weak. No one has a gun to your head forcing you to stay.

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Frando Bone
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1 year ago

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Plenty of places hiring. Go elsewhere. I don't see the issue.

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Fishbear
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You also obviously don't understand how things actually work for the majority of people.

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Pieter LeGrande
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chilling out in a toilet cubicle? Yep done that - at least until Mike went in the next cubicle after eating his microwaved curry fish.

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SPQRBob
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing says "Welcome back to the office!" better than listening to (and smelling) Mike spackle the porcelain in the next stall over. Jackson Pollack's got nothing on Mike.

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Ivana Bašić
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm also "happy" to be getting my dog used to staying home alone again. She's not a pandemic puppy, she was used to it before, behaves and all, but we were all home for two and a half years, that's a long time, she's aged in the meantime, and now we're all gone again. Joy for everyone.

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Frances M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve had people in work saying how great they feel now that their back in the office and I look at them like they’re mad and say no, I worked better, faster and was much happier working from home. The only thing I miss, and I mean the only thing, is the printer/scanner, which I need twice a year.

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Makajha Banjjjak
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always wonder what sad/bad situation at home make some ppl voluntarily come to the office. As I really can't imagine that scenario

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Shane S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The managers wanting everyone back in the office are the same employees who can come and go from the office as they please without question. Yet, they want to tie everyone else to a desk for 8 hours solid.

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Cat Chat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Romance? Ok, I see HR sending the author of the email to sexual harassment training in the near future (hopefully before everyone returns).

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Dr. W.D. Gaster
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

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Cuppa tea?
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Started my current job as WFH, recently there was transition from one dept to another, and despite prior agreement current arrangements to be kept, the new boss likes to make office full of people. His reasoning was based on KPI's from previous positions, which are totally different and irrelevant to current one. People started to leave already.

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Casey Payne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who's job is maintaining the office operations, (mail, packages, on-site IT, phones etc.) and I have been going into my workplace every single day, alone, for the last 3 years; let me say this. I absolutely hate having an office full of people to deal with again. They were so much more pleasant by text. They're needy in person. I loved walking to work and not have to deal with inconsiderate zombies glued to their phones barging into me. What do I have to do to the world to make the world work from home again?

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Fred L.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if the company wanted to publish that as sarcasm they did a great job.

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Andrew Feistner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I let my manager know within the first 30 days of working from home that I hadn't once had to wade through 1/2 an inch of sewer water after the women's restroom around the corner overflowed into the hallway. I asked that it be remedied immediately, but it never was. For the 2 1/2 years I worked from home, I never once had to wade through sewage to get to the break room or men's restroom.

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Dre Mosley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our company subleased almost all of our office space during all of this; we couldn't return to the office even if we wanted to. We're all just fine with that. I see no real benefit to fighting traffic just to sit in a building to do the same job I can do at home.

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Julie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish my company had done this. They had just spent a lot of money on a building right before sending us to WFH so once they felt like it was ok, they started packing the office again.

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John Siorek
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we're trying to save the planet, No one commuting on the road does a pretty spiffy job of not using any energy

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Eloarei
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just shaking my head at the anti-WFH comments. Have you people never had a complaint about your workplace? Never thought "if I didn't have to be here, boy I sure wouldn't be"? I'm a janitor so I definitely cannot WFH; but I have enough complaints about my workplace (the drive, the AC you can't adjust, having to dress up and go out into the weather and figure out some kind of food option, etc etc not huge problems but definitely inconveniences) that I absolutely understand the appeal of staying home and still getting paid. I can't clean remotely, but I don't begrudge those who can do their work from home. And to be perfectly honest, my job would be a lot easier if some of the people in my office did WFH.

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Magpie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure people are thrilled to waste gas & put more wear/tear on their cars. Such a money saver.

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Pheebs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol. The one about the air conditioning was great. One thing I hated about my desk was when the building was remodeled they didn’t have the AC vents redistributed evenly. They were still placed as they were originally with a more closed in floor plan (originally had small offices in a grouping for half that zone, and then switched to an open plan). The result was my desk had SEVEN vents above it, which was half of the vents for that area of the building. My desk took up maybe 5% of the overall floor space. Put a thermometer up at my desk - it was about 5 degrees colder than a desk maybe 10-15 feet away.

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Annie Steele
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure why companies need to tell people to go back to the office, unless the manager is panicked that they don't have a requirement for one anymore as staff are working better without having to listen to endless drivel of what Karen did at the weekend, being micromanaged by Kevin, who is useless.

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Mike Loux
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I just LOVE going into the office where my desk is right next to the company's biggest extrovert, and he would. not. stop. talking. You're a hell of a nice guy, man, but I came her to get some work done. Please, for the love of god, shut the f**k up.

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Jo L.
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My gen X husband is right there with you. His boss gave up trying to get him into the office because, frankly, it's better for the company if he has the flexibility to just work any time he's needed. And I don't miss hearing him complain about the people in the office after he got home(family-owned company, so they would talk about family stuff all day).

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Bob La Capra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I retired shortly before the pandemic. Many of my former coworkers were given the option to work from home but had I still been working I would have chosen to go to work for a couple of reasons: 1 - Work is work, home is home. The last thing I want at home is a reminder of work. 2 - Plenty of room in parking ramp. 3 - Less people at the office to interrupt me but enough so there's still someone to talk to during down times. 4 - No line to use the microwave. 5 - my commute would've been even easier than it was. Glad I retired though. Best career move I ever made.

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N Miller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Satire? Could it have been satire and badly missed the mark? I mean, we got a semi sarcastic email about turning the clocks back (includes such gems as "don't bother with the car clock if you don't have access to the owners manual, it's not worth the effort). Fortunately, we're a small enough company that *most* people got that it was tongue in cheek. I can't imagine anyone writing this email in all *seriousness*.

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Mika N
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could be that someone else wrote it as satire, and HR saw it and didn't understand it was satire, and thought "oh great list let's send it to everyone." If HR wrote it to be satire that could still be kind of seen as tone deaf to be joking about people's honest frustration with returning to the office right as they're in the middle of that transition back.

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ArchLobster
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While the email from the company is tone deaf and stupid, the article reads like a bunch of entitled whining. Work isn't supposed. To be relaxing or fun. It's work. It happens in an office. Be happy you work in an office and not on a hot farm in Mesopotamia in the 3rd century.

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Mer☕️🧭☕️
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boss wanting people to come back to the office = jackhole wants to micromanage and/or escape from home-life/duties.

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Marvin HeartofGold
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's f*****g stupid. Due to the nature of my job we have had to be in office the whole time. At least my boss wasn't stupid enough to make a list of reasons why it's fun and exciting and just really really cool

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Dizavid
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing makes me less and less certain about that whole "violence is wrong" thing than dealing with or reading about corporate b******t.

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Patty Burns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

9 a.m.. "text" Hey Julie can you send me the missing information? 3p.m. "text" hey Julie. Email, Julie I still need that missing information. "Dials phone"..hi this is Julie leave a message. 4:45 p.m. Sorry Ms Client your order is going to be delayed another 24 hours and we're going to have to change the dates on your documents, oh and we're going to need your signature again.

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KB Block
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our Operations director told us it's necessary to be in the office to collaborate. You know what we still are doing, November 2022? Sitting in the same office on the same floor meeting via Zoom, I kid you not.

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MilaFi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I changed jobs during the pandemic and now only work from home. Could not be happier. I have an opportunity to go to the office, which is a km away. But I don't have any reason to go there as my team members are located in different countries I wouldn't meet them anyways.

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Channo Sagara
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should add "getting punched in the face" that's fun. Also "stepping on a dog's poo". Don't forget "feeling sick", everybody love those stuff.

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Paula Steiner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had mixed feelings about this, myself. It's lovely to be able to take a few steps to my home computer and start my day with no commute. And the bathroom was also just a few steps away, whereas the one at work was out of our whole office suite and also poorly designed. OTOH, my computer monitor at home was much smaller than the one at work (until I successfully agitated for a new one) and the chair at home wasn't near as good as my Herman Miller Aeron chair at work, the desk space at home was minuscule compared to my space at work. But it's very hard to set boundaries with my family--every few minutes, it seemed, it was a request to discuss the grocery list for supper or to find something that was misplaced, or to help someone with something, which tends to cut into productivity more than you'd think. At work, I sometimes hardly talked to another person all day. When we did go back to work, we found good cloth masks and a bottle of good hand sanitizer waiting for each of us.

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Taylor ßudd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd just ignore it and continue as usual until they threaten to fire me then I'd call their bluff and see what happens.

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Mike Soigne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had #28 been "Romance," I might have thought -- "sike! Just kidding." But since it's offered at #21, I think H.R. has a mole.

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KGK
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, the 'work from home' crowd...the whiniest, most entitled crowd of them all. Let's just say those of us that work in roles that require actual physical labor and presence don't have the slightest bit of sympathy for you. Go cry your crocodile tears in the privacy of your own home where the rest of us don't have to be subjected to your nonsense. What a bunch of entitled, useless pricks.

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CB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not our fault you chose a job where you're needed in person. It's completely pointless for those who work on a computer.

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Fight Hypocrites
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get it, WFH is dreamy, but you're being told to come in 2 DAYS A WEEK and you're pissing and moaning about it? Whatever will you do?

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J Matz
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The paycheck, that's why I'm glad to go to work. Never had this privilege of working from home thing, but I find it amazing how many people are super upset because they have to drive to work...like, sorry not sorry, if the boss wants you back in the office, put on your big boy/girl pants and sit in traffic like the rest of us.

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CB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol. Sounds like you are just jealous you never worked from home.

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Caleb R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the email out of touch? Yes, but I feel no sympathy whatsoever for this person. In fact, I think they're a bit entitled. I have been working in retail for a long time. I worked throughout the whole of the pandemic. I didn't have a work from home option, obviously. I got treated like total c**p by the WFH ilk. Boo hoo, you have to go to an office building like the unwashed masses.

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SPQRBob
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are jobs that by necessity need to be performed in-person and others that do not. I don't understand why you seem to look down on all of the work situations (including your own, apparently!) that cannot be performed remotely as being staffed by "the unwashed masses". There is no need to bring some sort of class warfare aspect into the conversation in order to vent your own spleen and share your bitterness that your job requires your physical presence. Shifting jobs that can be worked remotely to WFH/hybrid arrangements have benefits for society at large when you look at traffic, air pollution, rents/housing costs, etc. But go on about how glad you are that others are being forced to return to the office because you have to drive to work too. Crabs in a bucket thinking right there.

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W. Dearth
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F**k TikTokers and their genderless bathrooms. Idiots with no life experiences.

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Phil Cole
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Two choices, stop whining and find a new job, or show up to this job in the office two whole days a weak. No one has a gun to your head forcing you to stay.

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Frando Bone
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Plenty of places hiring. Go elsewhere. I don't see the issue.

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Fishbear
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You also obviously don't understand how things actually work for the majority of people.

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