30 Of The Best Jokes About Reopening America
The coronavirus pandemic is far from over, but some Americans are already demanding that the country be “reopened” so that everyone can get on with their lives. However, there are plenty of people out there who think it’s too soon to reopen and they’re making jokes online and poking fun at this idea and the protesters who support it.
Bored Panda has created this list of the very best coronavirus reopening jokes for you to enjoy, so scroll down, upvote your faves, and let us know in the comments if you agree with them.
The truth is, whether or not the US should reopen is a very complicated issue. On the one hand, reopening too soon or too recklessly can create a second wave of the coronavirus, leading to countless deaths. On the other hand, millions of Americans are suffering from the effects of the lockdown and the number of unemployed grows each day. Bored Panda reached out to financial expert Sam Dogen, creator of the Financial Samurai website, to hear his opinion about the current economic situation in America and what we can expect in the months to come. Scroll down for the full interview.
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Politics aside, the US is dealing with not just a public health crisis but also with an economic one: more than 26.4 million Americans have filed jobless claims since the middle of March. That’s 15 percent of the workforce!
"If we estimate an average of 3 million Americans file for unemployment a week for the duration of the lockdown, if the lockdown lasts until July 3, we will have close to 60 million Americans unemployed by then. 60 million would be roughly a 38% unemployment rate as there were about 160 million working Americans before the pandemic began. Luckily, all states provide very generous unemployment benefits now, with some unemployment benefits exceeding 5,000 dollars a month per person!" Sam explained what we could expect if the lockdown continues for several more months.
"We currently face a difficult balance between saving the economy or saving our lives. It's survival of the richest as the politicians who decide our fate all still get paid during the crisis. Many are also very wealthy," Sam said. "If a total lockdown lasts past June 15, I think the S&P 500 hits all-time lows and it will take years to recover, not months."
He continued: "If the lockdown starts easing before June 15, with parts of the economy opening up due to better testing and a significant flattening of the curve, I think the economy and the stock market can recover 70%-80% of its losses within six months. I'm personally betting on a gradual opening up of the economy before June 15 and am looking for any real estate bargains to be had before then."
Men that dedice over women's bodies do not suffer the consequences.
It takes two people to make a baby and women are shamed for not wanting the child. A father can walk away from the baby and hundreds of people he's never met will not shame him for it. A woman gets an abortion and people are outraged. Don't get rid of abortion rights!!! Especially don't campaign if you are a man
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An emotional yes or no, black and white, you're in or you're out-question that is of zero importance to the Koch brothers and other 1percenters used to corral the useful idiots. Sad.
I don't get this. There are some people who disagree with social distancing and all of a sudden y'all know what their political beliefs are?
I know it makes y'all feel great to lump everyone you disagree with into one big metaphorical garbage can, but from where are you getting information that people who are against social distancing are anti abortion and racist? I know a ton of people who are anti abortion but are social distancing and who are not racist. I and my extended family are social distancing and staying home as much as possible. And I'm sure that, just because I'm questioning your posts, many of you will assume that I am racist and anti-abortion as well. There is no person alive who can defend themselves against someone or someones who accuse you of being racist, so I won't go there. But I am not completely against abortion. Further, I don't believe it is a political issue.
To all of these abortion commenters: Anti-abortion is NOT same thing as pro-choice. If you really cared about the child's life you'd be financially supporting it THROUGHOUT IT'S LIFE!
JannerBananer, didn't you mean "Anti-abortion is NOT same thing as pro-life." ?
Load More Replies... Pro-Choice!!! Go us!!! Racists suck! And so do protestors of staying home and prolifers! (And prolifers isn't even a word) HA!
again, not a joke. I agree, but it's not FUNNY. a joke is supposed to be funny.
Economists are warning that the world is facing the biggest economic slowdown since the Great Depression and the International Monetary Fund expects the US economy to contract nearly 6 percent this year. While the Pew Research Center estimates that coronavirus-related job losses and pay cuts have hit roughly 43 percent of American households.
The government sent out 1,200 dollar stimulus checks to citizens as part of a 2 trillion dollar relief plan. But some Americans believe this is a stop-gap measure that will only temporarily keep people afloat.
If I had the resources I'd print a bunch of these and hand them out at an anti-quarantine protest.
Meanwhile, some people participated in protests around the country and demanded that politicians reopen the economy. President Donald Trump showed his support for these protesters, but other politicians are divided about what to do. Some have signaled their support for the President and the protesters; others warn that it’s too soon to reopen. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo recently announced that his state would extend the quarantine until May 15.
"We still have to make sure we keep that beast under control as we all get very eager to get on with life and move on. This is only halftime in this entire situation," Cuomo said.
It's not about lives, it's about LIBERTY. Everyone should be free to spread the virus to their heart's consent. /S
A few Americans, either brainwashed, empty-headed, or willfully ignorant. They do not represent Most Americans. Please vote!
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Greek here. The first outbreak in the country appeared on March 1st. Our schools closed on March 10 and our lockdown for the general public started on March 14. Until today we have approximately 2500 people that are affected by the virus and only 128 deaths. I am very grateful for the immediate actions that were taken by the government and I'm ver proud of the people for obeying those measures. We will gradually return to normal, starting May 4th and I'm pretty sure we will be OK ☺️
American here. I honestly don't know if this country understands what "normal" means. Even before the pandemic we had a lot of abnormal, mostly in our government.
I don't understand why everybody wants to go back to "normal" when normal is what caused emergence of this, and all the previous viruses; and nobody tries to learn why.
It's great to hear this sort of news and with the actions your government took, I'm certain you'll be okay there:)
May the 4th be with you.
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Yes, a good day to open!
:D. ty Jim, perfect timing to remind me to annoy ppl with my favourite pun.
Just do not let outside tourists in too soon, otherwise there will be a really bad second wave of covid and not only in Greece...
This will be a really hard blow on the greek economy as we mainly depend on tourism as a country. The government is already thinking of strategies to not let the tourism industry crumble but still maintain the good results we gained from our efforts. It's really tough balancing everything but I have faith. Maybe we'll see you all next year?? :)
So you're doing better than us Czechs. First case was confirmed on March 1st, and our government reacted pretty quickly, but we already have over 7000 people infected and 214 dead.
American here. We will be okay too. Eventually. After many more deaths. OUR PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT! As well as many people in the US. -_- I wish America was as smart as Greece.
Hopefully the return to group activities and reduced restrictions don’t start up the infections again. There could still be many asymptomatic carriers.
American here. I lived in Greece in 1963-64 where we built a hydroelectric dam on the Acheloos River creating Lake Kremesta. Beautiful country, dude. Stay safe.
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well we hardly do any tests so 🤷♀️ as tsiordas stated the people affected are so many more (at least triple) and we just dont know it. only 128 deaths is good.. but the death rate is low anyway..
At Troufaki--no. Children can die of this--not just the elderly or those immuno-compromised. The health system would be overwhelmed, and there is evidence that people who have recovered from Covid can get it again
We need people to get infected so there is herd immunity. Yesterday we had 0 deaths, people get out of the ICU and not many cases are reported daily. Also, the death rate of this virus is higher than of any other type of virus (if what I've read is true)
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I heard on the basis of current events in the US Mexico is planning it's own wall rather than waiting any longer for Trump to build his ;)
good one! :-D)))
Some of these are funny. But this random Australian is also crying for Americans.
I hope people will take to heart in November how foolish Trump's supporters are and how weak and inept Republican politicians are.
Since we got lots of narrow-minded people here let me just say something. A) The people who can't feed their families now are the same people who say that we shouldn't have a system where we get money from the government when we are not doing our best. B) Trump won against Clinton by cheating with Russia. That should be common knowledge by now. He's not going to win because 1) he's been impeached 2) He is basically killing thousands of people 3) HE TRIED CHEATING AGAIN, I wouldn't vote for him even if I could vote C) Hilary Clinton isn't our POTUS. Cool, she may have done worse than Trump, but who fricking cares? She isn't our president, so everytime you need to whine about something, stop blaming Hilary Clinton
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Y'know, I find it almost funny, that everyone is mocking people who are protesting, while they're protesting since they suddenly CAN'T FEED THEIR FAMILY. Yeah, them protesting is bad and putting people at risk, but as someone that has been staying home this entire time with being totally fine and no one in my family protesting, they don't really have any other options. They need to feed their children somehow.
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Trump is going to murder Joe. Joe literally can't even speak coherently anymore. I'm not saying whether that's a good or bad thing, I'm just saying Trump will get re-elected if Joe is against him. He already beat a Clinton, and has been exactly the POTUS he advertised himself to be.
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the alternative is corrupt felon Hillary in charge of this disaster... she would keep us locked down while she & bill figure out how to turn the situation into personal economic gain...
SHE IS NOT YOUR POTUS!! When the frick will you people get it??
Sadly, I'm fairly sure that my country has more idiots per capita than any other country on the planet.
Nah, much better to nigh on 50000 deaths on your hands
I have always been wondering why Americans let so much of the stuff that is happening over there happen without rioting in the streets, the one time they shouldn't be doing it they do exactly that... (yes I know by far not all Americans but your stupid ones outshine the normals way too much)
With Trump as president, The USA is DOOMED to extinction. Sorry.
Don't be.
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Before the virus America had been doing great in nearly every category for the whole presidency. Sorry, he's going to win again. Think not? You probably thought that last time as well.
Well, then they will have proven that they are even stupider, then the rest of the world thought they already are.
These were seriously funny and true. But really tho, people. Please be like Batman. Wear a mask and be socially distant.
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The WHO and CDC both say a mask isn't needed. How come you guys get so mad about people not listening to authorities when you aren't either?
I work in a leading northeastern US hospital in a non-clinical area. We are all required to wear masks. Masks protect others. So the point is, if everyone is wearing one, it's a community effort. It's worth it.
I dont understand the protesters with their trump 2020 signs. And i hope all of these conservatives with their my body my choice arguments remember that when they try to tell a women what to do with hers. Me i will go ahead and what until our governor decides its the right time for the order to be lifted.
Right. I loved the one that talked about "Obeying authority"...that one hit it right on the nose.
USA number one. That's all that matters. Even if it's the death rate.
Maggots > MAGAts
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They'll be maggots for another 4 years unless the left can figure out that the attitude that created posts like this is WHY he'll win again.
i really hope these protesters get to first handedly experience covid 19. of course i hope they stay safe but they need to realize this is not at all a joke and at this point the only way to do that is for them to experience how dangerous and threatening it is.
Protesters are working; they work for tRump, and just like their boss, they do not care about lives, and believe they are immune.
Japan here: Headed for wave 2. Japanese are already very socially distant people. Bowing instead of shaking hands, or licking each other faces like Italians.They have always habitually worn masks when ill, and I think we're going top be alright.................
All jokes aside, the best way to get through this pandemic is not with protest and anger, but patience and understanding. Take care of yourselves and your loved ones, be safe, stay home, and I will be praying for you.
Of course it's like this. When Trump took the presidential status for America, he did it for the privileges and money. He had no idea he might ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN NATION!
People have the right in this country to protest science & common sense. They also have the right to listen to Trump & drink bleach. Just because you have the right, doesn't mean you're right! Also, your "right to" doesn't save you from consequence.
I am happy we have our borders locked from those funny fellas ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
So I'm American, and I used to think America was cool. The top dog. That's because that is how our nation is depicted everywhere within the states. But then I found Reddit and Bored Panda. Of and of course the whole pandemic situation happened, so I'm planning to move to Canada the second I get enough money too when this whole thing is over. (And of course when I turn 18)
Sweden did it better.
These are brilliant. I laughed so much I got sick I almost died. Another victim of coronavirus.
Boy, this site really hates Americans.
Nobody hates anybody. The world feels sorry for America. Thinking people understand why.
There are a number of things that I find objectionable about those who support the draconian lockdown. They do not ever consider that the consequence may cost more lives than the virus. They also assume that a lockdown will reduce the number of cases, though it may only lengthen the time for infections while the total number remains almost the same. They believe that an ICU is the definitive answer regarding treatment, even though we seem to be told that there is no treatment and ICU is fairly ineffectual; the corollary being that we may be as well treating at home with oxygen when needed. Worst of all, though, is this scathing accusation that people who disagree with a lockdown don't care about life, or their loved ones. Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!! I disagree with the lockdown (although I adhere), likely am in more peril than most, and would hurt just as much as anyone. Do not suggest that my sorrow would be any less than yours!
Flattening the curve hopefully will mean that there are enough ventilators *and* staff so that people who need them can get them. Trying to spread the outbreak out over time rather than have a massive wave. It is a new virus, meaning we all are learning about it still. Young people do die from it. Children have died from it. And the NY population is younger than say, Italy, so in proportion there will be more young people dieing in N.Y "Only" about 20% of sick people are so sick they need ICU to stay alive.
( Australian here). Yes the lock down has serious consequences. But the certain deaths without a lock down are far worse. ..... which is why our government is doing unbelievably things for a Liberal/National government. Like making private ( elective surgery based ) hospitals help with beds and icu staff and equipment.
It’s not either/or; money/lives. Poverty and isolation have higher mortality rates than the .05 percent of the virus. Also, we can’t shelter forever. The curve is flattened and medical supplies are available. Honest question: What is the advantage of waiting?
You will NOT have the supplies, space and manpower if 2/3rd of your country is sick all at once. THATS the advantage of waiting
How many people don't know anybody that has had confirmed coronavirus?
Me. Because we have all been quarantined!
Me
Everyone should stay at home! Except the working class...
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"M" family gathering in this post ?? just asking heheh
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Spain is one of the worst hit countries, way worse than the US, and they are also starting to open. But hey let's just focus on the same place and how bad they do it
Spanish curve is flattening. The American one isn't.
I guess Spaniards can't wait to get to a arena to see the deliberately incapacitated bull being tortured and murdered.
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Flattening the curve isn't enough. It's happened in tons of places that still aren't reopening. That was the goal and it's met and still nothing? That means something's afoot and you are all part of it.
Spain has been in complete and total lockdown for how many weeks? Americans are protesting social distancing.
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Only a left wing f**king a**h**e would think any of these were funny, You liberals get more each day! Take a vacation in Venezuela, will ya'?!
Only a right wing effing a-hole would get so bent out of shape over a damn joke! Why don't you go to Venezuela and stay there! One more thing: Okay, Boomer!
Daniel Lewis, you're right, "a portion of the human population needs to die in order for life on this planet to continue." Let's hope it will be the right portion - that portion which is plundering, torturing, murdering or otherwise destroying nature and all life it supports.
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Fuck ALL of you who can only see one side to this story. When people are on the edge of absolute ruin in areas that have very little cases of Covid and you people don't give even the slightest bit of a shit? You are heartless assholes. You can disagree with reopening, but to deny that losing your business or home or nest egg is a major, major deal especially when it happens en masse means you're either stupid, or a sociopath. FUCK YOU.
Greek here. The first outbreak in the country appeared on March 1st. Our schools closed on March 10 and our lockdown for the general public started on March 14. Until today we have approximately 2500 people that are affected by the virus and only 128 deaths. I am very grateful for the immediate actions that were taken by the government and I'm ver proud of the people for obeying those measures. We will gradually return to normal, starting May 4th and I'm pretty sure we will be OK ☺️
American here. I honestly don't know if this country understands what "normal" means. Even before the pandemic we had a lot of abnormal, mostly in our government.
I don't understand why everybody wants to go back to "normal" when normal is what caused emergence of this, and all the previous viruses; and nobody tries to learn why.
It's great to hear this sort of news and with the actions your government took, I'm certain you'll be okay there:)
May the 4th be with you.
🤭🤭🤭🤣
Yes, a good day to open!
:D. ty Jim, perfect timing to remind me to annoy ppl with my favourite pun.
Just do not let outside tourists in too soon, otherwise there will be a really bad second wave of covid and not only in Greece...
This will be a really hard blow on the greek economy as we mainly depend on tourism as a country. The government is already thinking of strategies to not let the tourism industry crumble but still maintain the good results we gained from our efforts. It's really tough balancing everything but I have faith. Maybe we'll see you all next year?? :)
So you're doing better than us Czechs. First case was confirmed on March 1st, and our government reacted pretty quickly, but we already have over 7000 people infected and 214 dead.
American here. We will be okay too. Eventually. After many more deaths. OUR PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT! As well as many people in the US. -_- I wish America was as smart as Greece.
Hopefully the return to group activities and reduced restrictions don’t start up the infections again. There could still be many asymptomatic carriers.
American here. I lived in Greece in 1963-64 where we built a hydroelectric dam on the Acheloos River creating Lake Kremesta. Beautiful country, dude. Stay safe.
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well we hardly do any tests so 🤷♀️ as tsiordas stated the people affected are so many more (at least triple) and we just dont know it. only 128 deaths is good.. but the death rate is low anyway..
At Troufaki--no. Children can die of this--not just the elderly or those immuno-compromised. The health system would be overwhelmed, and there is evidence that people who have recovered from Covid can get it again
We need people to get infected so there is herd immunity. Yesterday we had 0 deaths, people get out of the ICU and not many cases are reported daily. Also, the death rate of this virus is higher than of any other type of virus (if what I've read is true)
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I heard on the basis of current events in the US Mexico is planning it's own wall rather than waiting any longer for Trump to build his ;)
good one! :-D)))
Some of these are funny. But this random Australian is also crying for Americans.
I hope people will take to heart in November how foolish Trump's supporters are and how weak and inept Republican politicians are.
Since we got lots of narrow-minded people here let me just say something. A) The people who can't feed their families now are the same people who say that we shouldn't have a system where we get money from the government when we are not doing our best. B) Trump won against Clinton by cheating with Russia. That should be common knowledge by now. He's not going to win because 1) he's been impeached 2) He is basically killing thousands of people 3) HE TRIED CHEATING AGAIN, I wouldn't vote for him even if I could vote C) Hilary Clinton isn't our POTUS. Cool, she may have done worse than Trump, but who fricking cares? She isn't our president, so everytime you need to whine about something, stop blaming Hilary Clinton
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Y'know, I find it almost funny, that everyone is mocking people who are protesting, while they're protesting since they suddenly CAN'T FEED THEIR FAMILY. Yeah, them protesting is bad and putting people at risk, but as someone that has been staying home this entire time with being totally fine and no one in my family protesting, they don't really have any other options. They need to feed their children somehow.
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Trump is going to murder Joe. Joe literally can't even speak coherently anymore. I'm not saying whether that's a good or bad thing, I'm just saying Trump will get re-elected if Joe is against him. He already beat a Clinton, and has been exactly the POTUS he advertised himself to be.
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the alternative is corrupt felon Hillary in charge of this disaster... she would keep us locked down while she & bill figure out how to turn the situation into personal economic gain...
SHE IS NOT YOUR POTUS!! When the frick will you people get it??
Sadly, I'm fairly sure that my country has more idiots per capita than any other country on the planet.
Nah, much better to nigh on 50000 deaths on your hands
I have always been wondering why Americans let so much of the stuff that is happening over there happen without rioting in the streets, the one time they shouldn't be doing it they do exactly that... (yes I know by far not all Americans but your stupid ones outshine the normals way too much)
With Trump as president, The USA is DOOMED to extinction. Sorry.
Don't be.
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Before the virus America had been doing great in nearly every category for the whole presidency. Sorry, he's going to win again. Think not? You probably thought that last time as well.
Well, then they will have proven that they are even stupider, then the rest of the world thought they already are.
These were seriously funny and true. But really tho, people. Please be like Batman. Wear a mask and be socially distant.
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The WHO and CDC both say a mask isn't needed. How come you guys get so mad about people not listening to authorities when you aren't either?
I work in a leading northeastern US hospital in a non-clinical area. We are all required to wear masks. Masks protect others. So the point is, if everyone is wearing one, it's a community effort. It's worth it.
I dont understand the protesters with their trump 2020 signs. And i hope all of these conservatives with their my body my choice arguments remember that when they try to tell a women what to do with hers. Me i will go ahead and what until our governor decides its the right time for the order to be lifted.
Right. I loved the one that talked about "Obeying authority"...that one hit it right on the nose.
USA number one. That's all that matters. Even if it's the death rate.
Maggots > MAGAts
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They'll be maggots for another 4 years unless the left can figure out that the attitude that created posts like this is WHY he'll win again.
i really hope these protesters get to first handedly experience covid 19. of course i hope they stay safe but they need to realize this is not at all a joke and at this point the only way to do that is for them to experience how dangerous and threatening it is.
Protesters are working; they work for tRump, and just like their boss, they do not care about lives, and believe they are immune.
Japan here: Headed for wave 2. Japanese are already very socially distant people. Bowing instead of shaking hands, or licking each other faces like Italians.They have always habitually worn masks when ill, and I think we're going top be alright.................
All jokes aside, the best way to get through this pandemic is not with protest and anger, but patience and understanding. Take care of yourselves and your loved ones, be safe, stay home, and I will be praying for you.
Of course it's like this. When Trump took the presidential status for America, he did it for the privileges and money. He had no idea he might ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN NATION!
People have the right in this country to protest science & common sense. They also have the right to listen to Trump & drink bleach. Just because you have the right, doesn't mean you're right! Also, your "right to" doesn't save you from consequence.
I am happy we have our borders locked from those funny fellas ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
So I'm American, and I used to think America was cool. The top dog. That's because that is how our nation is depicted everywhere within the states. But then I found Reddit and Bored Panda. Of and of course the whole pandemic situation happened, so I'm planning to move to Canada the second I get enough money too when this whole thing is over. (And of course when I turn 18)
Sweden did it better.
These are brilliant. I laughed so much I got sick I almost died. Another victim of coronavirus.
Boy, this site really hates Americans.
Nobody hates anybody. The world feels sorry for America. Thinking people understand why.
There are a number of things that I find objectionable about those who support the draconian lockdown. They do not ever consider that the consequence may cost more lives than the virus. They also assume that a lockdown will reduce the number of cases, though it may only lengthen the time for infections while the total number remains almost the same. They believe that an ICU is the definitive answer regarding treatment, even though we seem to be told that there is no treatment and ICU is fairly ineffectual; the corollary being that we may be as well treating at home with oxygen when needed. Worst of all, though, is this scathing accusation that people who disagree with a lockdown don't care about life, or their loved ones. Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!! I disagree with the lockdown (although I adhere), likely am in more peril than most, and would hurt just as much as anyone. Do not suggest that my sorrow would be any less than yours!
Flattening the curve hopefully will mean that there are enough ventilators *and* staff so that people who need them can get them. Trying to spread the outbreak out over time rather than have a massive wave. It is a new virus, meaning we all are learning about it still. Young people do die from it. Children have died from it. And the NY population is younger than say, Italy, so in proportion there will be more young people dieing in N.Y "Only" about 20% of sick people are so sick they need ICU to stay alive.
( Australian here). Yes the lock down has serious consequences. But the certain deaths without a lock down are far worse. ..... which is why our government is doing unbelievably things for a Liberal/National government. Like making private ( elective surgery based ) hospitals help with beds and icu staff and equipment.
It’s not either/or; money/lives. Poverty and isolation have higher mortality rates than the .05 percent of the virus. Also, we can’t shelter forever. The curve is flattened and medical supplies are available. Honest question: What is the advantage of waiting?
You will NOT have the supplies, space and manpower if 2/3rd of your country is sick all at once. THATS the advantage of waiting
How many people don't know anybody that has had confirmed coronavirus?
Me. Because we have all been quarantined!
Me
Everyone should stay at home! Except the working class...
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"M" family gathering in this post ?? just asking heheh
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Spain is one of the worst hit countries, way worse than the US, and they are also starting to open. But hey let's just focus on the same place and how bad they do it
Spanish curve is flattening. The American one isn't.
I guess Spaniards can't wait to get to a arena to see the deliberately incapacitated bull being tortured and murdered.
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Flattening the curve isn't enough. It's happened in tons of places that still aren't reopening. That was the goal and it's met and still nothing? That means something's afoot and you are all part of it.
Spain has been in complete and total lockdown for how many weeks? Americans are protesting social distancing.
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Only a left wing f**king a**h**e would think any of these were funny, You liberals get more each day! Take a vacation in Venezuela, will ya'?!
Only a right wing effing a-hole would get so bent out of shape over a damn joke! Why don't you go to Venezuela and stay there! One more thing: Okay, Boomer!
Daniel Lewis, you're right, "a portion of the human population needs to die in order for life on this planet to continue." Let's hope it will be the right portion - that portion which is plundering, torturing, murdering or otherwise destroying nature and all life it supports.
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Fuck ALL of you who can only see one side to this story. When people are on the edge of absolute ruin in areas that have very little cases of Covid and you people don't give even the slightest bit of a shit? You are heartless assholes. You can disagree with reopening, but to deny that losing your business or home or nest egg is a major, major deal especially when it happens en masse means you're either stupid, or a sociopath. FUCK YOU.