The coronavirus pandemic is far from over, but some Americans are already demanding that the country be “reopened” so that everyone can get on with their lives. However, there are plenty of people out there who think it’s too soon to reopen and they’re making jokes online and poking fun at this idea and the protesters who support it.
Bored Panda has created this list of the very best coronavirus reopening jokes for you to enjoy, so scroll down, upvote your faves, and let us know in the comments if you agree with them.
The truth is, whether or not the US should reopen is a very complicated issue. On the one hand, reopening too soon or too recklessly can create a second wave of the coronavirus, leading to countless deaths. On the other hand, millions of Americans are suffering from the effects of the lockdown and the number of unemployed grows each day. Bored Panda reached out to financial expert Sam Dogen, creator of the Financial Samurai website, to hear his opinion about the current economic situation in America and what we can expect in the months to come. Scroll down for the full interview.
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If I could upvote something more than once, or plaster to my face, it would be this.
Politics aside, the US is dealing with not just a public health crisis but also with an economic one: more than 26.4 million Americans have filed jobless claims since the middle of March. That’s 15 percent of the workforce!
"If we estimate an average of 3 million Americans file for unemployment a week for the duration of the lockdown, if the lockdown lasts until July 3, we will have close to 60 million Americans unemployed by then. 60 million would be roughly a 38% unemployment rate as there were about 160 million working Americans before the pandemic began. Luckily, all states provide very generous unemployment benefits now, with some unemployment benefits exceeding 5,000 dollars a month per person!" Sam explained what we could expect if the lockdown continues for several more months.
They don't know there IS a difference, that's the problem.
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Right wingers are always the victim. They think they should be able to punch you in the face and if you attempt to block the punch then you're violating THEIR rights.
Like: it your fault that my palm hurts because it's your face that I slapped!
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Is inconvenience worse than death - and your family being saddled with a fat hospital bill?
I find it so strange that liberals believe that all conservatives believe exactly the same things and are unintelligent, uneducated whiners. What kind of "snobbery"is this? How arrogant to believe that people who disagree with ones personal beliefs are stupid and "don't know the difference!" All that shows is that one either doesn't listen to, or avoids any intellectual discourse with people who believe differently from them. I don't know any conservatives who want "big government"; the idea of government handouts is automatically presumptive of a large bureaucracy. Further, people who rebel against and protest the idea of quarantine and social distancing appear to belong to the left and the right. Why do people have to attack other people just because they have different political beliefs? It's beneficial to have at least 2-3 political parties in a democratic society.
Nazis forced people together to kill them or work them to death. Quarantine and social distancing forces people apart so more will live. Can you grasp the difference?
They're just plain uninformed. Those who fail to learn and understand history...
A reporter in Denver asked "protesters" where they were so desperate to go, but couldn't. He asked six people and nobody had an answer. Then he pulled the sponge cover off his microphone and threw it in a trash can.
not a joke. we have counties in Florida that have less than 50 cases, yet the Governor wants to wait for the Miami area to be "ready". the saying is true, but not a joke.
I feel for you, but the comment isn't privileged. Our lives are going to be more ruined if we're dead. At the same time, it seems to me that the US government should be giving more money to the people, as Canada is.
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"We currently face a difficult balance between saving the economy or saving our lives. It's survival of the richest as the politicians who decide our fate all still get paid during the crisis. Many are also very wealthy," Sam said. "If a total lockdown lasts past June 15, I think the S&P 500 hits all-time lows and it will take years to recover, not months."
He continued: "If the lockdown starts easing before June 15, with parts of the economy opening up due to better testing and a significant flattening of the curve, I think the economy and the stock market can recover 70%-80% of its losses within six months. I'm personally betting on a gradual opening up of the economy before June 15 and am looking for any real estate bargains to be had before then."
Men that dedice over women's bodies do not suffer the consequences.
Economists are warning that the world is facing the biggest economic slowdown since the Great Depression and the International Monetary Fund expects the US economy to contract nearly 6 percent this year. While the Pew Research Center estimates that coronavirus-related job losses and pay cuts have hit roughly 43 percent of American households.
The government sent out 1,200 dollar stimulus checks to citizens as part of a 2 trillion dollar relief plan. But some Americans believe this is a stop-gap measure that will only temporarily keep people afloat.
If I had the resources I'd print a bunch of these and hand them out at an anti-quarantine protest.
Meanwhile, some people participated in protests around the country and demanded that politicians reopen the economy. President Donald Trump showed his support for these protesters, but other politicians are divided about what to do. Some have signaled their support for the President and the protesters; others warn that it’s too soon to reopen. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo recently announced that his state would extend the quarantine until May 15.
"We still have to make sure we keep that beast under control as we all get very eager to get on with life and move on. This is only halftime in this entire situation," Cuomo said.
It's not about lives, it's about LIBERTY. Everyone should be free to spread the virus to their heart's consent. /S
A few Americans, either brainwashed, empty-headed, or willfully ignorant. They do not represent Most Americans. Please vote!
Yes, sudden stroke, weird sticky blood clots in the lungs, and other weird s**t, and I am also quite worried that the people who "have gotten well" will find lingering effects that are as of now still completely unknown to us.
Someone gave me one that her mother made with sugar skull patterned fabric which is definitely NOT my style. I happily wore it for several shifts.
I met a man this week who tried to tell me the media has exaggerated this, and he’s been to 3 protests. He didn’t like it when I told him my husband has worked in the labs of the state department of health for over 30 years, and this is the worst he’s ever seen.
More like weaponized useful idiots. They are basically victims and they have no idea of it.
Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic: There isn't any iceberg. There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean. The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon. There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg. I saw there was an iceberg long before anyone was talking about the iceberg. We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly. The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg. We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats. Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them. We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors. Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats. I really don't think we need that many lifeboats. We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats. The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship. Nobody could have foreseen an iceberg. By Roman Kai
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Greek here. The first outbreak in the country appeared on March 1st. Our schools closed on March 10 and our lockdown for the general public started on March 14. Until today we have approximately 2500 people that are affected by the virus and only 128 deaths. I am very grateful for the immediate actions that were taken by the government and I'm ver proud of the people for obeying those measures. We will gradually return to normal, starting May 4th and I'm pretty sure we will be OK ☺️
American here. I honestly don't know if this country understands what "normal" means. Even before the pandemic we had a lot of abnormal, mostly in our government.
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I hope people will take to heart in November how foolish Trump's supporters are and how weak and inept Republican politicians are.
Since we got lots of narrow-minded people here let me just say something. A) The people who can't feed their families now are the same people who say that we shouldn't have a system where we get money from the government when we are not doing our best. B) Trump won against Clinton by cheating with Russia. That should be common knowledge by now. He's not going to win because 1) he's been impeached 2) He is basically killing thousands of people 3) HE TRIED CHEATING AGAIN, I wouldn't vote for him even if I could vote C) Hilary Clinton isn't our POTUS. Cool, she may have done worse than Trump, but who fricking cares? She isn't our president, so everytime you need to whine about something, stop blaming Hilary Clinton
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I have always been wondering why Americans let so much of the stuff that is happening over there happen without rioting in the streets, the one time they shouldn't be doing it they do exactly that... (yes I know by far not all Americans but your stupid ones outshine the normals way too much)
I dont understand the protesters with their trump 2020 signs. And i hope all of these conservatives with their my body my choice arguments remember that when they try to tell a women what to do with hers. Me i will go ahead and what until our governor decides its the right time for the order to be lifted.
Right. I loved the one that talked about "Obeying authority"...that one hit it right on the nose.
Load More Replies... USA number one. That's all that matters. Even if it's the death rate.
i really hope these protesters get to first handedly experience covid 19. of course i hope they stay safe but they need to realize this is not at all a joke and at this point the only way to do that is for them to experience how dangerous and threatening it is.
Protesters are working; they work for tRump, and just like their boss, they do not care about lives, and believe they are immune.
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Japan here: Headed for wave 2. Japanese are already very socially distant people. Bowing instead of shaking hands, or licking each other faces like Italians.They have always habitually worn masks when ill, and I think we're going top be alright.................
All jokes aside, the best way to get through this pandemic is not with protest and anger, but patience and understanding. Take care of yourselves and your loved ones, be safe, stay home, and I will be praying for you.
Of course it's like this. When Trump took the presidential status for America, he did it for the privileges and money. He had no idea he might ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN NATION!
People have the right in this country to protest science & common sense. They also have the right to listen to Trump & drink bleach. Just because you have the right, doesn't mean you're right! Also, your "right to" doesn't save you from consequence.
I am happy we have our borders locked from those funny fellas ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
So I'm American, and I used to think America was cool. The top dog. That's because that is how our nation is depicted everywhere within the states. But then I found Reddit and Bored Panda. Of and of course the whole pandemic situation happened, so I'm planning to move to Canada the second I get enough money too when this whole thing is over. (And of course when I turn 18)
These are brilliant. I laughed so much I got sick I almost died. Another victim of coronavirus.
Nobody hates anybody. The world feels sorry for America. Thinking people understand why.
Load More Replies... There are a number of things that I find objectionable about those who support the draconian lockdown. They do not ever consider that the consequence may cost more lives than the virus. They also assume that a lockdown will reduce the number of cases, though it may only lengthen the time for infections while the total number remains almost the same. They believe that an ICU is the definitive answer regarding treatment, even though we seem to be told that there is no treatment and ICU is fairly ineffectual; the corollary being that we may be as well treating at home with oxygen when needed. Worst of all, though, is this scathing accusation that people who disagree with a lockdown don't care about life, or their loved ones. Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!! I disagree with the lockdown (although I adhere), likely am in more peril than most, and would hurt just as much as anyone. Do not suggest that my sorrow would be any less than yours!
Flattening the curve hopefully will mean that there are enough ventilators *and* staff so that people who need them can get them. Trying to spread the outbreak out over time rather than have a massive wave. It is a new virus, meaning we all are learning about it still. Young people do die from it. Children have died from it. And the NY population is younger than say, Italy, so in proportion there will be more young people dieing in N.Y "Only" about 20% of sick people are so sick they need ICU to stay alive.
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It’s not either/or; money/lives. Poverty and isolation have higher mortality rates than the .05 percent of the virus. Also, we can’t shelter forever. The curve is flattened and medical supplies are available. Honest question: What is the advantage of waiting?
You will NOT have the supplies, space and manpower if 2/3rd of your country is sick all at once. THATS the advantage of waiting
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Me. Because we have all been quarantined!
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Only a right wing effing a-hole would get so bent out of shape over a damn joke! Why don't you go to Venezuela and stay there! One more thing: Okay, Boomer!
Load More Replies... Greek here. The first outbreak in the country appeared on March 1st. Our schools closed on March 10 and our lockdown for the general public started on March 14. Until today we have approximately 2500 people that are affected by the virus and only 128 deaths. I am very grateful for the immediate actions that were taken by the government and I'm ver proud of the people for obeying those measures. We will gradually return to normal, starting May 4th and I'm pretty sure we will be OK ☺️
American here. I honestly don't know if this country understands what "normal" means. Even before the pandemic we had a lot of abnormal, mostly in our government.
Load More Replies... I hope people will take to heart in November how foolish Trump's supporters are and how weak and inept Republican politicians are.
Since we got lots of narrow-minded people here let me just say something. A) The people who can't feed their families now are the same people who say that we shouldn't have a system where we get money from the government when we are not doing our best. B) Trump won against Clinton by cheating with Russia. That should be common knowledge by now. He's not going to win because 1) he's been impeached 2) He is basically killing thousands of people 3) HE TRIED CHEATING AGAIN, I wouldn't vote for him even if I could vote C) Hilary Clinton isn't our POTUS. Cool, she may have done worse than Trump, but who fricking cares? She isn't our president, so everytime you need to whine about something, stop blaming Hilary Clinton
Load More Replies... I have always been wondering why Americans let so much of the stuff that is happening over there happen without rioting in the streets, the one time they shouldn't be doing it they do exactly that... (yes I know by far not all Americans but your stupid ones outshine the normals way too much)
I dont understand the protesters with their trump 2020 signs. And i hope all of these conservatives with their my body my choice arguments remember that when they try to tell a women what to do with hers. Me i will go ahead and what until our governor decides its the right time for the order to be lifted.
Right. I loved the one that talked about "Obeying authority"...that one hit it right on the nose.
Load More Replies... USA number one. That's all that matters. Even if it's the death rate.
i really hope these protesters get to first handedly experience covid 19. of course i hope they stay safe but they need to realize this is not at all a joke and at this point the only way to do that is for them to experience how dangerous and threatening it is.
Protesters are working; they work for tRump, and just like their boss, they do not care about lives, and believe they are immune.
Load More Replies... Japan here: Headed for wave 2. Japanese are already very socially distant people. Bowing instead of shaking hands, or licking each other faces like Italians.They have always habitually worn masks when ill, and I think we're going top be alright.................
All jokes aside, the best way to get through this pandemic is not with protest and anger, but patience and understanding. Take care of yourselves and your loved ones, be safe, stay home, and I will be praying for you.
Of course it's like this. When Trump took the presidential status for America, he did it for the privileges and money. He had no idea he might ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN NATION!
People have the right in this country to protest science & common sense. They also have the right to listen to Trump & drink bleach. Just because you have the right, doesn't mean you're right! Also, your "right to" doesn't save you from consequence.
I am happy we have our borders locked from those funny fellas ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
So I'm American, and I used to think America was cool. The top dog. That's because that is how our nation is depicted everywhere within the states. But then I found Reddit and Bored Panda. Of and of course the whole pandemic situation happened, so I'm planning to move to Canada the second I get enough money too when this whole thing is over. (And of course when I turn 18)
These are brilliant. I laughed so much I got sick I almost died. Another victim of coronavirus.
Nobody hates anybody. The world feels sorry for America. Thinking people understand why.
Load More Replies... There are a number of things that I find objectionable about those who support the draconian lockdown. They do not ever consider that the consequence may cost more lives than the virus. They also assume that a lockdown will reduce the number of cases, though it may only lengthen the time for infections while the total number remains almost the same. They believe that an ICU is the definitive answer regarding treatment, even though we seem to be told that there is no treatment and ICU is fairly ineffectual; the corollary being that we may be as well treating at home with oxygen when needed. Worst of all, though, is this scathing accusation that people who disagree with a lockdown don't care about life, or their loved ones. Wrong, wrong, WRONG!!! I disagree with the lockdown (although I adhere), likely am in more peril than most, and would hurt just as much as anyone. Do not suggest that my sorrow would be any less than yours!
Flattening the curve hopefully will mean that there are enough ventilators *and* staff so that people who need them can get them. Trying to spread the outbreak out over time rather than have a massive wave. It is a new virus, meaning we all are learning about it still. Young people do die from it. Children have died from it. And the NY population is younger than say, Italy, so in proportion there will be more young people dieing in N.Y "Only" about 20% of sick people are so sick they need ICU to stay alive.
Load More Replies... It’s not either/or; money/lives. Poverty and isolation have higher mortality rates than the .05 percent of the virus. Also, we can’t shelter forever. The curve is flattened and medical supplies are available. Honest question: What is the advantage of waiting?
You will NOT have the supplies, space and manpower if 2/3rd of your country is sick all at once. THATS the advantage of waiting
Load More Replies... Me. Because we have all been quarantined!
Load More Replies... Only a right wing effing a-hole would get so bent out of shape over a damn joke! Why don't you go to Venezuela and stay there! One more thing: Okay, Boomer!
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