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The number of those infected by the coronavirus has surpassed 339k, but people aren’t giving up hope that we can defeat Covid-19, suppress its spread, and protect millions of lives. One of the weapons in this fight is humor because it makes us laugh and helps us forget our worries and recharges our batteries.

You’re probably working from home or are in self-isolation, dear Pandas. So we here at Bored Panda have collected some of the funniest coronavirus jokes to put smiles on your faces and to help you see the silver lining in this nasty situation. From toilet paper and hand sanitizer to self-isolation and social distancing, nothing is safe from being poked and prodded by internet comedians.

Don’t forget to upvote your faves and check out our previous coronavirus joke posts here, here, and here.

#1

Don't Eat The Rich.

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Gregg V
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stupid - cough on Bezos, Musk and the billionaires that make thousands of jobs to employ millions of people like you even at McDonalds. FYI - the government is considering this terrorism so go make my day, punk - assuming you could. Idiot and illegal - grow up!

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Sergio Serg
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone have a celebrity house map for Miami? I need to get this collateral testing

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Josie Lisette
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FOLKS!!, We have to take the quarantine calmly, there are people who are going really crazy. I was just commenting it a while ago to the Microwave and to the Toaster while I had my coffee, and the three of us AGREED. When I wash my clothes I don't tell my Washer anything because everything spins everywhere (gossip). And the refrigerator felt distant and cold. And the toilet takes everything as s**t lol

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Peter Rowe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that made me giggle a bit/very witty, Good on you, waitin on second instalment lol!

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Susie Harrison
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMGosh, so true!!!! Been sick over a week. Tried to dress up as Tom Hank's to get a test but my boobs got in the way and I got nothing.

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Amy Grant
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the rest of the countries too. You have to be dying to get tested..

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Monday
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We could be dead and not tested here. There is currently no testing available in my town and doctors don't want you to come down to their office if you suspect you have it. One actually posted on Facebook "90% of you will be fine so just stay home, don't come into my office".

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George Edwards
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HOW DO YOU TEST IF THOSE AROUND YOU HAVE CORONAVIRUS? One of the early symtoms ofvCoronavirus is the loss of smell and taste. SO FART AND WATCH THE REACTIONS OF THOSE AROUND YOU, THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHO TO KERP CLEAR OF 😍🤩😍 LOL

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George Edwards
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to Trump the Coronavirus - Do nothing. It will be over by Eastet!!!

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Diane Lloyd
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know where our governor gets his hair cut 'cause I can't find an open salon to save my life! Things are getting UGLY around here.

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Janice Humbertson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I find this funny, just curious, if you. As an average person, If you had the status and money to get tested- would you use your influence to get it done, or say, no, I want that test to go to someone who needs it more than me?

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Bette Noire
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, but soooo not true. I know a couple that's filthy rich and they both couldn't get tested. Having money does not buy covid tests nor prevent you from getting sick. We are all in this together, people.

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Rob N
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just a joke Gregg V. You are one of the rich ones I guess so you fear Harry.

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Calypso poet
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, my husband is on his second round of antibiotics in a month, has asthma, no test. I can’t take antibiotics unless it’s serious so I’m hoping my sore throat goes away soon...

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pusheen buttercup
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rich or poor, let's not encourage coughing on one another. It's not safe.

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Jeff Requier
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its Free to be tested in the US, the part where you will lose money is in being off work if you are sick and what the hospital will charge to fix you.

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Catlady6000
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Free does not equal available. It's not money that's the problem, it's availability.

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Bassem Ben Yahia
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which character are you in? don't be the 99% who ignore this. We all know coronavirus takes us to a global pandemic. many people lost lives. Before you die or before losing someone close to you, do the best things that well never regret in your life. now in real life, humanity in war with COVID-19, it's a different war of all time. I started an action launching a campaign to collect donation which goes to health organizations by print on demand products to be your proof of help. I made the designs for free. it's a human act. the profits will be helping humanity to defend against this disease. be the only from 1% proud of helping mankind. our mission is to stop the losses of human life and make people in safety again. I do believe not the only rich people can help. by this act, everyone can involve helping. Take Action, Order Now : T-shirts: https://rdbl.co/2QG76e9 T-shirts: https://rdbl.co/2xUM2dl iPhone cover cases: https://rdbl.co/2WEwZz4 iPhone cover cases: https://rdbl.co/2xVF

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you know the minute a vaccine comes out for Covid 19...those anti vaxers are going to be all over it.

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Of course, laughing during a stressful time like this can seem a bit strange. Or even hard to do. But we shouldn’t be afraid of laughing during a crisis. It’s for the best because it helps reduce stress and anxiety.

“Huddling around the radio, so to speak, and listening to the news reports just tends to amplify the scariness of what's going on,” director of the University of Colorado Boulder's Humor Research Lab Dr. Peter McGraw pointed out.

"And a bit of comedy—whether it be through your Instagram feed, through a Netflix comedy special, or calling up your friend who's pretty good at making jokes in the face of tragedy—is not only a good way to distract yourself from what's going on, but it's also a good way to delight yourself," McGraw said.

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#6

Let's See The Duck, Tho

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both talented people, I can't even draw a stick figure without a broken leg

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He explained that most of us are feeling a lot of uncertainty in our futures because of Covid-19. “One of the challenges that people are having is that the government is asking them to 'socially distance' themselves and that can make life a little bit difficult because one of the great ways to cope with fear and uncertainty is to lean on people that you care about and to communicate with others and to have a strong social support network."

#7

It Doesn't Quite Add Up.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, now we see that workers who are actually essential for our society to keep working (nurses, garbage men, store clerks, cleaners etc etc etc) are so underpaid despite doing the most important kind of work!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a very real job and it's keeping me alive (yeah I could cook but I'm not really all that good at it)

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Since going outside and socializing is now out of the question, we’re mostly left with online streaming services, YouTube, and social media to get our fix of humor. However, McGraw warns us that spending too much time on social media right now might be a mistake because “your social media feed is a mess” due to the coronavirus. That’s why he suggests watching professional comedy specials, funny movies, and reading hilarious books.

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“I would say turn your phone off, tune in and take a little bit of a break. You certainly deserve it."

#13

Laura Is Covid Karen

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get with Karen, she's negotiating it.______________ Update: As funny as it's been to laugh at Laura here, I want everyone to take a second to realize that the exact same thing has been said by Gary Cohn, who was until this month economic advisor to the president. "Is it time to start discussing the need for a date when the economy can turn back on? Policymakers have taken bold public health & economic actions to address the #coronavirus, but businesses need clarity. Otherwise they will assume the worst and make decisions to survive."______ https://twitter.com/Gary_D_Cohn/status/1241706009053331459

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#16

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha yes. Entire winter of rain and storms. Now: sunny (though colder than most of the winter...)

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#19

Me_irl

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly, when do you ever have the chance to help others by sitting on your couch and eating chips all day? Take the opportunity people and don't go out!

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Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes

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elfin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is necessary, in the US at least, to proceed with November 2020.

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#31

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes

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Paul K. Johnson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL... they better stay inside because they'll get mugged the second any sees them outdoors.

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#32

I’m 34, At Home Right Now With My 3 Year Old. This Hits Hard.

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Tiffany McBride
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We should call ourselves something really arrogant, like "the greatest generation" or something. XD

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#34

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Li ce is the worst. !. When my boys got it when they were younger I just shaved their heads.

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#36

View From The Space Station Today.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being on the International Space Station and not knowing if there'll be anyone alive down here to get them back... or to get back to.

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#38

Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes

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#40

Prepare Your Boats!

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