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The number of those infected by the coronavirus has surpassed 339k, but people aren’t giving up hope that we can defeat Covid-19, suppress its spread, and protect millions of lives. One of the weapons in this fight is humor because it makes us laugh and helps us forget our worries and recharges our batteries.

You’re probably working from home or are in self-isolation, dear Pandas. So we here at Bored Panda have collected some of the funniest coronavirus jokes to put smiles on your faces and to help you see the silver lining in this nasty situation. From toilet paper and hand sanitizer to self-isolation and social distancing, nothing is safe from being poked and prodded by internet comedians.

Don’t forget to upvote your faves and check out our previous coronavirus joke posts here, here, and here.

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Cee Mor
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you know the minute a vaccine comes out for Covid 19...those anti vaxers are going to be all over it.

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Of course, laughing during a stressful time like this can seem a bit strange. Or even hard to do. But we shouldn’t be afraid of laughing during a crisis. It’s for the best because it helps reduce stress and anxiety.

“Huddling around the radio, so to speak, and listening to the news reports just tends to amplify the scariness of what's going on,” director of the University of Colorado Boulder's Humor Research Lab Dr. Peter McGraw pointed out.

"And a bit of comedy—whether it be through your Instagram feed, through a Netflix comedy special, or calling up your friend who's pretty good at making jokes in the face of tragedy—is not only a good way to distract yourself from what's going on, but it's also a good way to delight yourself," McGraw said.

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Let's See The Duck, Tho

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Bobert Robertson
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both talented people, I can't even draw a stick figure without a broken leg

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He explained that most of us are feeling a lot of uncertainty in our futures because of Covid-19. “One of the challenges that people are having is that the government is asking them to 'socially distance' themselves and that can make life a little bit difficult because one of the great ways to cope with fear and uncertainty is to lean on people that you care about and to communicate with others and to have a strong social support network."

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It Doesn't Quite Add Up.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, now we see that workers who are actually essential for our society to keep working (nurses, garbage men, store clerks, cleaners etc etc etc) are so underpaid despite doing the most important kind of work!

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Cee Mor
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a very real job and it's keeping me alive (yeah I could cook but I'm not really all that good at it)

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Since going outside and socializing is now out of the question, we’re mostly left with online streaming services, YouTube, and social media to get our fix of humor. However, McGraw warns us that spending too much time on social media right now might be a mistake because “your social media feed is a mess” due to the coronavirus. That’s why he suggests watching professional comedy specials, funny movies, and reading hilarious books.

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“I would say turn your phone off, tune in and take a little bit of a break. You certainly deserve it."

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Laura Is Covid Karen

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get with Karen, she's negotiating it.______________ Update: As funny as it's been to laugh at Laura here, I want everyone to take a second to realize that the exact same thing has been said by Gary Cohn, who was until this month economic advisor to the president. "Is it time to start discussing the need for a date when the economy can turn back on? Policymakers have taken bold public health & economic actions to address the #coronavirus, but businesses need clarity. Otherwise they will assume the worst and make decisions to survive."______ https://twitter.com/Gary_D_Cohn/status/1241706009053331459

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Monday
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We should unleash the Karens...they'll complain the corona into oblivion

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Karen Anderson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And people with demands like this are running the government or have a right to vote?????

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Dianne Patick
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Set up a face to face, up close and personal interview with Mr. Covid 19 and have it filmed in the Fox News offices.

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Kelly Hartle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And notice how fast they went from, "It's all a hoax" to "Run for your lives--leprosy!"

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Annalese Barameda Felisa Moffat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You guys aren't going to see Xmas 🥺😟🥺🥺 I was told 🤫🤭 Since when does anybody do what they're told??? The only person who created this.. is the only one who should know how to end it..

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sharron lynn parsons
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is absolutely no way, anyone can guess, be hopeful everyone, with children being the difficult issue, especially the very young, parents must be creative, find things you have at home, movies you have not seen in awhile, while children are sleeping, put your thinking cap on, what did you do as a child at this age, as a grandma, I miss seeing everyone !!!

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okpkpkp
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It has to be sustainable or you won't be sustainable, you blithering idiot.

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Aitchilm
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trump probably knows, she should ask him. He’s a genius you know.

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Tina Harbour
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn,did someone find that crystal ball I lost?!??? We simply MUST let her know when this will all be over so she can continue HER life...🙄🙄🙄

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D Gangwere
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And Republicans want to sacrifice old people to keep the economy running. And rump wants his opponents to die https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/3/23/1930234/-Yes-Trump-likes-the-idea-of-his-political-opponents-dying-He-proved-it-yesterday https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/this-kind-of-numbnutterery-will-kill-people-texan-blasted-for-saying-elderly-should-sacrifice-themselves/

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Kanga9ine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That doesn't work for me. I'll pencil it in but it's really inconvenient.

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Kanga9ine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And why can't I know the exact date I'm scheduled to die. Come on people. If you can deliver a kid on MY BUSY SCHEDULE, why not my death. Isn't there an app or something. Jeeeeeezuz.

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Leslie Burleson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure why asking to know what is going to happen is speaking to the manager . Don't you want to know how bad it is , and how long it will be like this ?

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Coronavirus-Quarantine-Jokes

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Mascha Claessens
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha yes. Entire winter of rain and storms. Now: sunny (though colder than most of the winter...)

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly, when do you ever have the chance to help others by sitting on your couch and eating chips all day? Take the opportunity people and don't go out!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is necessary, in the US at least, to proceed with November 2020.

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Paul K. Johnson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL... they better stay inside because they'll get mugged the second any sees them outdoors.

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I’m 34, At Home Right Now With My 3 Year Old. This Hits Hard.

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Tiffany McBride
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We should call ourselves something really arrogant, like "the greatest generation" or something. XD

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Li ce is the worst. !. When my boys got it when they were younger I just shaved their heads.

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View From The Space Station Today.

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Mireia Dos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being on the International Space Station and not knowing if there'll be anyone alive down here to get them back... or to get back to.

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Prepare Your Boats!

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