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From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.

And for this reason, the newest coronavirus jokes of the week are in! Compiled by Bored Panda and executed by some of the wittiest minds on the internet, the gems are at your service. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody.

And if you need another dose of feel-good laughter, you know where to look: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, and part 6. You’re welcome.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corona might have one good outcome: people FINALLY learn to mute themselves in virtual meetings when not talking.

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Bored Panda contacted Ariane Ling, a clinical instructor in the the Department of Psychiatry at NYU Langone Health, who told us about the toll the current crisis has on our emotional state. It turns out that harnessing a sense of humor during this time is one of the most effective strategies to cope with unpleasant feelings.

Ling explained that there are both short-term and long-term benefits of cracking a joke now and then amid the crisis. “It helps to manage and tolerate stress in the moment while also maintaining perspective and resilience moving forward.” Humor is one creative way of coping rather than avoiding and going into denial about things.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I go to church weekly and I wouldn't be so silly as to attend in this current environment- it's looking for trouble if you do, and irresponsible.

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Understandably, many of us feel anxious and keeping that sense of humor up is one of the very few resources we have right now. “Patients have shared how things that would normally help with stress are no longer available, including meeting up with friends for brunch, playing sports with their local league, going to the gym, etc,” said Ling. As a result, some “of my patients have described [the situation] as surreal or floating without an anchor.”

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According to Ling, psychological wellbeing can also go in a positive direction where it is possible to keep spirits high when faced with large-scale tragedy. She explained: “Despite physical distancing, it's evident that people have been taking advantage of technology to stay social and connected. I’ve learned from my patients that holding on to gratitude is also critical in bolstering resilience.” It all comes down to being thankful for small things and enjoying the moment.

The clinical instructor also told us that in their NYU Langone Health clinic, “we started a 'good vibes' email chain where we share uplifting stories and clever memes.” So next time you’re thinking of sharing that meme with your friends and relatives, just press send—it may be all they need now.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god, I have been so caught up with all this alone time that I haven't even though that there are introverts that live with other people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pls don't!! Waking up for school and homework is exhausting and people NEED their sleep. Doing this will just make them grumpy and upset and they won't just direct it at you. If they have siblings all of them will become angry because of that one person's irritation from lack of sleep. This one might or might not be a joke but PLEASE don't do this.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cruel and unusual, but instant karma..YOU had to get up early, too!!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's just a joke OK. If it's real this guy is a true cockbag. Anyway twitter is full of them.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our school still continues. my mom wakes to get ready for her class and i get ready for my class.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are a shithead of a parent. I feel so sorry for your child. Everything science has shown is that kids and teens need their sleep, which they’re not getting during school anyways, but they could maybe have some health during this virus, only to have it deliberately truncated by a juvenile sadistic jerk of an a*****e sperm donor.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that evolution made teens sleep in so that parents could get their revenge for when they were babies

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this is so mean and childless to wake up a 13 year old 5 AM. AT this âge teens need all sleep they can get to grow. Rather stupid idea, hope it's a joke.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only reason i wake up at 5 is to get ready to school ( in another town ) , but now since we are doing it through zoom, i get an extra hour of sleep! :)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to do this with my 17 year old but we have sharp knives in the house so I won't.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kudos on the “child rearing” (if you can even call it that), let me know how the therapy goes.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand, I have two sons........41 and 26, weirdly both living at home again for a bit........I've been a mom for way too many years.....I love this ;-)

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sure. be a jerk to a child for something they did 7 years ago, likely don't remember, and will only confirm for them that dad is petty and childish.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else actually want to try that. Put some water underneath and it’d be fun.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talking about you Chrissy Tegan and the Beckhams -_- tell us all again how you’re struggling to cope from inside your mansion with huge grounds and nannies and live in staff...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet you took the gun because there's also yeast on the list.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely f****d in the head. What part of STAY THE F**K AT HOME do they not understand.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goverment also: "Being essential and reasonable pay have nothing to do with each other."

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