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From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.

And for this reason, the newest coronavirus jokes of the week are in! Compiled by Bored Panda and executed by some of the wittiest minds on the internet, the gems are at your service. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody.

And if you need another dose of feel-good laughter, you know where to look: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, and part 6. You’re welcome.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corona might have one good outcome: people FINALLY learn to mute themselves in virtual meetings when not talking.

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Bored Panda contacted Ariane Ling, a clinical instructor in the the Department of Psychiatry at NYU Langone Health, who told us about the toll the current crisis has on our emotional state. It turns out that harnessing a sense of humor during this time is one of the most effective strategies to cope with unpleasant feelings.

Ling explained that there are both short-term and long-term benefits of cracking a joke now and then amid the crisis. “It helps to manage and tolerate stress in the moment while also maintaining perspective and resilience moving forward.” Humor is one creative way of coping rather than avoiding and going into denial about things.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I go to church weekly and I wouldn't be so silly as to attend in this current environment- it's looking for trouble if you do, and irresponsible.

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Understandably, many of us feel anxious and keeping that sense of humor up is one of the very few resources we have right now. “Patients have shared how things that would normally help with stress are no longer available, including meeting up with friends for brunch, playing sports with their local league, going to the gym, etc,” said Ling. As a result, some “of my patients have described [the situation] as surreal or floating without an anchor.”

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According to Ling, psychological wellbeing can also go in a positive direction where it is possible to keep spirits high when faced with large-scale tragedy. She explained: “Despite physical distancing, it's evident that people have been taking advantage of technology to stay social and connected. I’ve learned from my patients that holding on to gratitude is also critical in bolstering resilience.” It all comes down to being thankful for small things and enjoying the moment.

The clinical instructor also told us that in their NYU Langone Health clinic, “we started a 'good vibes' email chain where we share uplifting stories and clever memes.” So next time you’re thinking of sharing that meme with your friends and relatives, just press send—it may be all they need now.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god, I have been so caught up with all this alone time that I haven't even though that there are introverts that live with other people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope we learn to appreciate nature more, even though I doubt we will.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in nature. I take three steps off of my porch and I'm in the woods. I can't see any of my neighbors. Normally, I love the solitude; but, lately, I'm starting to feel super isolated.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We’ll learn to wash our hands and not eat bats I imagine.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the people who were involved with the bat/pangolin capture/eating will barely pause. Laws need to change here.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been thinking the same thing. If anything, it'll be worse after, because the filthy rich will try to make up their losses by f*****g everyone over a third time.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's bad enough now. We're in lockdown in NZ. Some employers are taking wage subsidies from the government (to help pay their workers while their businesses can't earn) and not paying it all on to their employees. Nearly 300 cases all ready being investigated. We also had two local supermarkets apply for AND be paid hundreds of thousands in wage subsidies when their businesses are still going flat out as they the only shops still open. They are paying that back after their parent company told them off.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sad but true. I think some people will change....for a while anyway.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so painfully true.... but do not take comfort in it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And know that Boeing shareholders are doing okay. That's what's MOST important here.

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Lorrie Finley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boeing only Builds the planes. They have absolutely nothing to do with the airlines or airline companies. Apples and oranges.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know, I think this may change a lot of things! But then again, that may just be wishful thinking

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is sad - especially when you see the blue skies, clear water and animals venturing out into quiet streets

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact is that no one has ever said that this ever will be over!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely, especially when humans won't change the way they eat, the way they live.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How much power do any of us have over big corporates, their factories and their pollution? Unless it becomes commonplace for businesses to be kinder to the environment, it will always be cheaper to do it the unkinder way and most consumers don't have the luxury of paying extra for products made in a way that is kinder to the environment.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh I hope not - and think not - we have seen the Himalaya's from the north of India - and stars for the first time, people have been kind beyond belief and the desire for connection with each other will never be forgotten , yes we will treasure nature more and be grateful for small things. My knowing of what is of real value - will never be the same

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But can India's economy (and many other countries) and it's people, many all ready in poverty before this, afford not to go back to how they were? Priority will be to get back on their feet as quickly as possible and that won't include time to invent and implement new practices. Sadly.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you lost a loved one to this, then you'll remember forever.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

specially in our country.. this is sooo truee in many levels.. our country definitely has a lot of stupid/insensitive people

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Incorrect. The government will learn to keep some of their new powers and we'll learn to not riot in the streets about it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hate to sat this but , this is the most honest thing I have heard since this all began,

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what we'll have learned is how fast the government can turn America into a police state with absolutely no public outcry. Sad!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not just about the US. Can't sit there in your bubble pretending the rest of the world isn't affected by what you do.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like we did after the 2009-10 H1N1 pandemic ... that also came from China. A world of stupid!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else actually want to try that. Put some water underneath and it’d be fun.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talking about you Chrissy Tegan and the Beckhams -_- tell us all again how you’re struggling to cope from inside your mansion with huge grounds and nannies and live in staff...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet you took the gun because there's also yeast on the list.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely f****d in the head. What part of STAY THE F**K AT HOME do they not understand.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goverment also: "Being essential and reasonable pay have nothing to do with each other."

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