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From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.

And for this reason, the newest coronavirus jokes of the week are in! Compiled by Bored Panda and executed by some of the wittiest minds on the internet, the gems are at your service. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody.

And if you need another dose of feel-good laughter, you know where to look: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, and part 6. You’re welcome.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corona might have one good outcome: people FINALLY learn to mute themselves in virtual meetings when not talking.

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Bored Panda contacted Ariane Ling, a clinical instructor in the the Department of Psychiatry at NYU Langone Health, who told us about the toll the current crisis has on our emotional state. It turns out that harnessing a sense of humor during this time is one of the most effective strategies to cope with unpleasant feelings.

Ling explained that there are both short-term and long-term benefits of cracking a joke now and then amid the crisis. “It helps to manage and tolerate stress in the moment while also maintaining perspective and resilience moving forward.” Humor is one creative way of coping rather than avoiding and going into denial about things.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I go to church weekly and I wouldn't be so silly as to attend in this current environment- it's looking for trouble if you do, and irresponsible.

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Understandably, many of us feel anxious and keeping that sense of humor up is one of the very few resources we have right now. “Patients have shared how things that would normally help with stress are no longer available, including meeting up with friends for brunch, playing sports with their local league, going to the gym, etc,” said Ling. As a result, some “of my patients have described [the situation] as surreal or floating without an anchor.”

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According to Ling, psychological wellbeing can also go in a positive direction where it is possible to keep spirits high when faced with large-scale tragedy. She explained: “Despite physical distancing, it's evident that people have been taking advantage of technology to stay social and connected. I’ve learned from my patients that holding on to gratitude is also critical in bolstering resilience.” It all comes down to being thankful for small things and enjoying the moment.

The clinical instructor also told us that in their NYU Langone Health clinic, “we started a 'good vibes' email chain where we share uplifting stories and clever memes.” So next time you’re thinking of sharing that meme with your friends and relatives, just press send—it may be all they need now.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could be worse - you could live in one of the states who are refusing to impose quarantine orders all together. They're quite happy for their citizens to get sick & die apparently

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who think the government restrictions are overreach are going to gather in D.C. to protest them. *headwall times eleventy-billion*

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse me...Please do not call out ALL Americans...I'm not responsible for anything. I did my part as far as voting was concerned and I have to literally clean up after someone else's mess daily, while barely getting the proper oxygen from this mask. So do not blame all Americans for this mess. Just like some of us are not pointing the finger for ALL Europeans.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure what voting has to do with it, but he's talking about people who were still hanging out with their buddy and socializing, after the stay at home order was in place. If YOU were social distancing and staying home (except for essentials), then YOU did your part. I just found out that my husband had been going to get coffee and junk food and then going and hanging out with his buddies while I was at work. That was irresponsible! Behavior like my husband's is why the stay home order got extended. I'm so ashamed of him. I locked his debit card and car keys in the safe.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truth! I've been staying home since the first order. Now I've got to stay, because others didn't. Now I'm totally bummed (end of week 3) with staying home. And my husband, a construction worker, was declared an "essential" employee. So no getting projects done. PLEASE STAY HOME. For me.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quit lying America! We european warned you for !weeks! before but you though it wouldnt touch usa. You are all responsible.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like many places in Europe were extremely slow to act when they knew about the dangers in China...does that make all of you responsible as well?

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Not true. Even if everyone would behave perfectly, which we know won't happen, it spreads. We are learning each day about what happens and how it acts. Don't blame others, just be on your own best and know not everyone is able to grasp this abstract concept.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stfu. If people stayed at home and followed rules- the virus wouldn't spread so much. The hell am I gonna get the virus from if I'm at home? And yes- people are to blame- nothing else!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god, I have been so caught up with all this alone time that I haven't even though that there are introverts that live with other people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else actually want to try that. Put some water underneath and it’d be fun.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talking about you Chrissy Tegan and the Beckhams -_- tell us all again how you’re struggling to cope from inside your mansion with huge grounds and nannies and live in staff...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet you took the gun because there's also yeast on the list.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely f****d in the head. What part of STAY THE F**K AT HOME do they not understand.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goverment also: "Being essential and reasonable pay have nothing to do with each other."

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