From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.

And for this reason, the newest coronavirus jokes of the week are in! Compiled by Bored Panda and executed by some of the wittiest minds on the internet, the gems are at your service. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody.

And if you need another dose of feel-good laughter, you know where to look: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, and part 6. You’re welcome.

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Hans
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5 months ago

Corona might have one good outcome: people FINALLY learn to mute themselves in virtual meetings when not talking.

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Zara VP
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5 months ago

HAHA this needs to be up-voted a thousand times over!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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5 months ago

Aww, that is sweet.

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Bored Panda contacted Ariane Ling, a clinical instructor in the the Department of Psychiatry at NYU Langone Health, who told us about the toll the current crisis has on our emotional state. It turns out that harnessing a sense of humor during this time is one of the most effective strategies to cope with unpleasant feelings.

Ling explained that there are both short-term and long-term benefits of cracking a joke now and then amid the crisis. “It helps to manage and tolerate stress in the moment while also maintaining perspective and resilience moving forward.” Humor is one creative way of coping rather than avoiding and going into denial about things.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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5 months ago

No point changing your mind coz you speak too much truth.

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R L
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5 months ago

I go to church weekly and I wouldn't be so silly as to attend in this current environment- it's looking for trouble if you do, and irresponsible.

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Rabbit Carrot
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5 months ago

Doggo doing dad jokes.

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Understandably, many of us feel anxious and keeping that sense of humor up is one of the very few resources we have right now. “Patients have shared how things that would normally help with stress are no longer available, including meeting up with friends for brunch, playing sports with their local league, going to the gym, etc,” said Ling. As a result, some “of my patients have described [the situation] as surreal or floating without an anchor.”

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Nawal Wali
Community Member
5 months ago

THIS

Gregg V
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5 months ago

No wonder animal adoption is way up over childbirth. There is not going to be a baby boom from this, rather a higher divorce rate having to live with your wife and children. ;-)

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Kasia Smolarek
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5 months ago

same here sister!

Leigh Drew
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5 months ago

I get it, I really do, but it's totally incomparable! My daughter provides me with entertainment, I've wanted to become more creative, musical etc to keep her entertained! Most of all, she's the reason I get up in the morning, get dressed and have a purpose. Without her I'd most probably sit rotting most days, gaining weight and losing brain cells. Certainly not saying everyone would be the same but my personality type would drag me down!

Frankenfrog
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5 months ago

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Don't blame us for your lack of personality. You've clearly got some serious problems if you can't function without a screaming smelly kid around.

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Chaz83
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5 months ago

ChildFREE - I am not less with out children.

M Adams
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5 months ago

I am having fun with my kids, but I love kids.

Abby Frantz
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5 months ago

i love "other" peoples kids!

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bdunbar@kcls.org
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5 months ago

Unless you have a noisy cat that sounds like he's screaming "Mom" while your on your group chat

Meyer Weinstock
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5 months ago

Mine are adults, and I wish they were here. -Dr M

David White
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5 months ago

Oh no, older teens can be put to work. Getting your coffee. Making your 4th cup of coffee. Making all my coffee and serving me.

Gabriel Sbárbaro
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5 months ago

I'm SO happy with my vasectomy right now...

Full Name
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5 months ago

Childless vasectomy? Many places won't allow that.

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Teresa Wright
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5 months ago

I'm ok, with 2 grown kids who usually sit in their rooms gaming/netflix etc it's like just another day for them :D

desert29rat
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5 months ago

Hear, hear.

Tara Brooks
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5 months ago

But they keep you company and whet they are bored beyond bored, they clean!

Kristina Thomas
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5 months ago

But, things I'm enjoying during quarantine : My kids get me out of bed in the morning if I'm feeling unmotivated, and yet I don't have to change out of pajamas anymore because we're never in public. And, lots of cuddling. :-D

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Angela Allen Simms
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5 months ago

stop peeping in my window. lol!

Aunt Messy
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5 months ago

Amen to that.

MCathenaE
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5 months ago

Yes!

Abby Frantz
Community Member
5 months ago

i made the decision to be "child-free" 45 years ago and haven't had one regret since. different strokes for different folks!

Abby Frantz
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5 months ago

ahem. i prefer the word "child-free" ! made that decision 45 years ago and haven't had one regret. different strokes for different folks :-)

slackjack
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5 months ago

Empty Nest Syndrome is a beautiful thing.

Lara Verne
Community Member
5 months ago

Well, people with kids always told me that kids are gift, parenting is great..., seems like they changed their mind :D

CatDogWoman
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5 months ago

Right? I've never been happier with my choice!

Frozengeckolover
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5 months ago (edited)

I know, right? My husband has kids from a previous marriage, but they are grown and live out of state. We are just goofing off, working in the garden, watching movies, and sleeping late on my off days (I still have to go to work). Actually, our lives haven't changed much. Lol.

Carolina De Los Santos
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5 months ago

Correction: childFREE

Jennifer Desai
Community Member
5 months ago

THIS

Jilian Josefs
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5 months ago

Amen. But my dog is never going to let me go back to work

AJu
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5 months ago

YES!

LaDonna Hulcy
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5 months ago

YAY!!!

Jennifer Marshall
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5 months ago

Lol! I agree, my life choices are awesome!

Colleen McDuff
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5 months ago

I laughed so hard, I cried. Because son is almost 20. Lol

Zbenguet
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5 months ago

Childfree!

Jennifer Fox
Community Member
5 months ago

Give them nine months!

Jasmine VALADIAN
Community Member
5 months ago

I'm loving the 'empty nest' such bliss.

Myxomatosis
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5 months ago

Hear! Hear! Best choice I ever made.

Coffey Murphy
Community Member
5 months ago

Grown! And now I wanna do my happy dance again!

Rolinka Nuse
Community Member
5 months ago

so true, so sad

Mike Rodrick
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5 months ago

But Utopia has arrived for introverts!

Maria Ines Molina
Community Member
5 months ago

YES!!

Starlee87
Community Member
5 months ago

I dont have children just my husband and i

Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
Community Member
5 months ago

I sympathize with people who have children at home but YES

Dorothy Parker
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5 months ago

Could be taken either way.

deanna woods
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

Amen to that.

VogueGal
Community Member
5 months ago

Amen sister!

Ginny Weasley
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5 months ago

Is anyone else feeling my pain... 71zWjTSsq1...c07ecb.jpg 71zWjTSsq1L-5e8ca86c07ecb.jpg

Lejdi Sunshine
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4 months ago

lol all the parents started to get defensive :') Chill guys. Theres a lot of creepers on the internet, and you all talking about your children like youre trying to sell them :'')

Donna Gettings Apperson
Community Member
4 months ago

For real.

Nancy Cousintine
Community Member
5 months ago

How sad for you. being childless is nothing to brag about...just means the end of your genetic legacy. It took three billion years of life evolving, specifically the lifeforms who were all your ancestors. Survivours, every one of them. Through the Snowball Earth, through the many extinction level events, be they volcanic eruptions, impact events, tsunamis, climate changes and continental drift. The ice ages didn't slow them down either. On and on, ever forward through the ages, leading up to you, and this is the best retort you can come with? One can almost hear the thunderous sound of all your ancestors facepalming rolling back like a wave through the eons. Congrats, btw, evolution would like its things back, since you aren't going to be using them :/

Tara B.
Community Member
5 months ago

I hate you. 😭

sharron lynn parsons
Community Member
5 months ago

Our pets, are our children, do not count feet !!!

Gerald Lewy
Community Member
5 months ago

maybe you could adopt one or two, for a while!.:>)

arthur lindsay coker
Community Member
5 months ago

Is that good? Kids still need all the love they can get. Don't be a wimp. Aren't you up to protecting them?

NWB
Community Member
5 months ago

FUCK YES!!!!!! The things I could do if my toddler wasnt around, I love her beyond measure, but not in a lockdown situation!

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
5 months ago

Yikes, I get the frustration but wishing your, living, breathing, very existent child didn’t exist? That’s a no from me.

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Luke Foll
Community Member
5 months ago

Oh the ignorance of the childless. Only see the 'burden' with them and never the benefits. Also you were all 'obnoxious kids' yourselves once...

Ruth oro
Community Member
5 months ago

I think it would suck even more if I was stuck home without my kids, I'm never bored. I think you're both lucky if you have them and lucky if you don't sometimes its nice to be alone, and sometimes its nice to have little kids around saying crazy things and running a muck making you go a good kind of insane :)

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Tiffany McBride
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5 months ago

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Not to brag but someone will miss me when I die.

Frankenfrog
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5 months ago

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I doubt it Teeeffanneh. You seem extremely boring and predictable.

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Lazy Farmer
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5 months ago

HAHAHA!

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#9

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Nawal Wali
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5 months ago

I see why he's your husband

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According to Ling, psychological wellbeing can also go in a positive direction where it is possible to keep spirits high when faced with large-scale tragedy. She explained: “Despite physical distancing, it's evident that people have been taking advantage of technology to stay social and connected. I’ve learned from my patients that holding on to gratitude is also critical in bolstering resilience.” It all comes down to being thankful for small things and enjoying the moment.

The clinical instructor also told us that in their NYU Langone Health clinic, “we started a 'good vibes' email chain where we share uplifting stories and clever memes.” So next time you’re thinking of sharing that meme with your friends and relatives, just press send—it may be all they need now.

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Hans
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5 months ago

Come to Norway!

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#11

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Nawal Wali
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5 months ago

worthy sacrafice

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Lazy Farmer
Community Member
5 months ago

HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.

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Rabbit Carrot
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5 months ago

Cats are better behaved than some humans during this lock down.

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Michael Sauerwein
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5 months ago

OMG I said exactly this to my wife last week while we were in the store!

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#15

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giovanna
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5 months ago

This!

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#16

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vita ariztegui
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5 months ago

brilliant!

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Rama Llama
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5 months ago

Oh god, I have been so caught up with all this alone time that I haven't even though that there are introverts that live with other people.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
5 months ago

I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.

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Dori Apati
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5 months ago

you know it's sad but truee

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#20

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Rabbit Carrot
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5 months ago

Anyone else actually want to try that. Put some water underneath and it’d be fun.

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Cream Pie
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5 months ago

So realistic! 👏🏻

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Kel Gal
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5 months ago

From the mouth of babes

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EA
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5 months ago

Talking about you Chrissy Tegan and the Beckhams -_- tell us all again how you’re struggling to cope from inside your mansion with huge grounds and nannies and live in staff...

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Wottermehlon Doge
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5 months ago

j-jesus...jesus i think your muted!

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European other
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5 months ago (edited)

Well why wait !

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Lou
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5 months ago

I bet you took the gun because there's also yeast on the list.

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Nea
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5 months ago

Thanks, Trying it right away!

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Lilly Rose Poppy
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5 months ago

I’m the blowfish in the corner

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EA
Community Member
5 months ago

I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.

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#30

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Wottermehlon Doge
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5 months ago

it is the truth...nobody wants to go outside until they have to

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Foxxy (The Original)
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5 months ago

At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely fucked in the head. What part of STAY THE FUCK AT HOME do they not understand.

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Hermione Granger
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5 months ago

Thought the mask was his mouth for a moment, and man that was a creepy smile

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Jeffrey Pellegrini
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5 months ago

That cat. 😄

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Katherine Boag
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5 months ago

Nap time and sleep time

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Lazy Farmer
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5 months ago

IMMORTAL LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES! 😂😂😂

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Lilly Rose Poppy
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5 months ago

“Fur real” in the corner

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Nawal Wali
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5 months ago

that pentagram looking a bit off

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tavovi
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5 months ago

hahhahahha

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Sanne Roovers
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5 months ago

True. At the same time, happy to leave the house.

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Hans
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5 months ago

Goverment also: "Being essential and reasonable pay have nothing to do with each other."

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