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From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.

And for this reason, the newest coronavirus jokes of the week are in! Compiled by Bored Panda and executed by some of the wittiest minds on the internet, the gems are at your service. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody.

And if you need another dose of feel-good laughter, you know where to look: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, and part 6. You’re welcome.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corona might have one good outcome: people FINALLY learn to mute themselves in virtual meetings when not talking.

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Bored Panda contacted Ariane Ling, a clinical instructor in the the Department of Psychiatry at NYU Langone Health, who told us about the toll the current crisis has on our emotional state. It turns out that harnessing a sense of humor during this time is one of the most effective strategies to cope with unpleasant feelings.

Ling explained that there are both short-term and long-term benefits of cracking a joke now and then amid the crisis. “It helps to manage and tolerate stress in the moment while also maintaining perspective and resilience moving forward.” Humor is one creative way of coping rather than avoiding and going into denial about things.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I go to church weekly and I wouldn't be so silly as to attend in this current environment- it's looking for trouble if you do, and irresponsible.

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Understandably, many of us feel anxious and keeping that sense of humor up is one of the very few resources we have right now. “Patients have shared how things that would normally help with stress are no longer available, including meeting up with friends for brunch, playing sports with their local league, going to the gym, etc,” said Ling. As a result, some “of my patients have described [the situation] as surreal or floating without an anchor.”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get it, I really do, but it's totally incomparable! My daughter provides me with entertainment, I've wanted to become more creative, musical etc to keep her entertained! Most of all, she's the reason I get up in the morning, get dressed and have a purpose. Without her I'd most probably sit rotting most days, gaining weight and losing brain cells. Certainly not saying everyone would be the same but my personality type would drag me down!

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Don't blame us for your lack of personality. You've clearly got some serious problems if you can't function without a screaming smelly kid around.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you have a noisy cat that sounds like he's screaming "Mom" while your on your group chat

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no, older teens can be put to work. Getting your coffee. Making your 4th cup of coffee. Making all my coffee and serving me.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm ok, with 2 grown kids who usually sit in their rooms gaming/netflix etc it's like just another day for them :D

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Tara Brooks
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But they keep you company and whet they are bored beyond bored, they clean!

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Kristina Thomas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, things I'm enjoying during quarantine : My kids get me out of bed in the morning if I'm feeling unmotivated, and yet I don't have to change out of pajamas anymore because we're never in public. And, lots of cuddling. :-D

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ahem. i prefer the word "child-free" ! made that decision 45 years ago and haven't had one regret. different strokes for different folks :-)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i made the decision to be "child-free" 45 years ago and haven't had one regret since. different strokes for different folks!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, people with kids always told me that kids are gift, parenting is great..., seems like they changed their mind :D

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know, right? My husband has kids from a previous marriage, but they are grown and live out of state. We are just goofing off, working in the garden, watching movies, and sleeping late on my off days (I still have to go to work). Actually, our lives haven't changed much. Lol.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol all the parents started to get defensive :') Chill guys. Theres a lot of creepers on the internet, and you all talking about your children like youre trying to sell them :'')

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How sad for you. being childless is nothing to brag about...just means the end of your genetic legacy. It took three billion years of life evolving, specifically the lifeforms who were all your ancestors. Survivours, every one of them. Through the Snowball Earth, through the many extinction level events, be they volcanic eruptions, impact events, tsunamis, climate changes and continental drift. The ice ages didn't slow them down either. On and on, ever forward through the ages, leading up to you, and this is the best retort you can come with? One can almost hear the thunderous sound of all your ancestors facepalming rolling back like a wave through the eons. Congrats, btw, evolution would like its things back, since you aren't going to be using them :/

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that good? Kids still need all the love they can get. Don't be a wimp. Aren't you up to protecting them?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F**K YES!!!!!! The things I could do if my toddler wasnt around, I love her beyond measure, but not in a lockdown situation!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes, I get the frustration but wishing your, living, breathing, very existent child didn’t exist? That’s a no from me.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh the ignorance of the childless. Only see the 'burden' with them and never the benefits. Also you were all 'obnoxious kids' yourselves once...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it would suck even more if I was stuck home without my kids, I'm never bored. I think you're both lucky if you have them and lucky if you don't sometimes its nice to be alone, and sometimes its nice to have little kids around saying crazy things and running a muck making you go a good kind of insane :)

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I doubt it Teeeffanneh. You seem extremely boring and predictable.

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According to Ling, psychological wellbeing can also go in a positive direction where it is possible to keep spirits high when faced with large-scale tragedy. She explained: “Despite physical distancing, it's evident that people have been taking advantage of technology to stay social and connected. I’ve learned from my patients that holding on to gratitude is also critical in bolstering resilience.” It all comes down to being thankful for small things and enjoying the moment.

The clinical instructor also told us that in their NYU Langone Health clinic, “we started a 'good vibes' email chain where we share uplifting stories and clever memes.” So next time you’re thinking of sharing that meme with your friends and relatives, just press send—it may be all they need now.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god, I have been so caught up with all this alone time that I haven't even though that there are introverts that live with other people.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else actually want to try that. Put some water underneath and it’d be fun.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talking about you Chrissy Tegan and the Beckhams -_- tell us all again how you’re struggling to cope from inside your mansion with huge grounds and nannies and live in staff...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet you took the gun because there's also yeast on the list.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely f****d in the head. What part of STAY THE F**K AT HOME do they not understand.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goverment also: "Being essential and reasonable pay have nothing to do with each other."

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