Coronavirus Jokes Are Everywhere And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week
From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.
And for this reason, the newest coronavirus jokes of the week are in! Compiled by Bored Panda and executed by some of the wittiest minds on the internet, the gems are at your service. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody.
And if you need another dose of feel-good laughter, you know where to look: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, and part 6. You’re welcome.
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Bored Panda contacted Ariane Ling, a clinical instructor in the the Department of Psychiatry at NYU Langone Health, who told us about the toll the current crisis has on our emotional state. It turns out that harnessing a sense of humor during this time is one of the most effective strategies to cope with unpleasant feelings.
Ling explained that there are both short-term and long-term benefits of cracking a joke now and then amid the crisis. “It helps to manage and tolerate stress in the moment while also maintaining perspective and resilience moving forward.” Humor is one creative way of coping rather than avoiding and going into denial about things.
Too right, especially the catholic church. The amount of money they make is astounding, yet people still fall for it.
Understandably, many of us feel anxious and keeping that sense of humor up is one of the very few resources we have right now. “Patients have shared how things that would normally help with stress are no longer available, including meeting up with friends for brunch, playing sports with their local league, going to the gym, etc,” said Ling. As a result, some “of my patients have described [the situation] as surreal or floating without an anchor.”
According to Ling, psychological wellbeing can also go in a positive direction where it is possible to keep spirits high when faced with large-scale tragedy. She explained: “Despite physical distancing, it's evident that people have been taking advantage of technology to stay social and connected. I’ve learned from my patients that holding on to gratitude is also critical in bolstering resilience.” It all comes down to being thankful for small things and enjoying the moment.
The clinical instructor also told us that in their NYU Langone Health clinic, “we started a 'good vibes' email chain where we share uplifting stories and clever memes.” So next time you’re thinking of sharing that meme with your friends and relatives, just press send—it may be all they need now.
HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.
I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.
I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.
it is the truth...nobody wants to go outside until they have to
At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely fucked in the head. What part of STAY THE FUCK AT HOME do they not understand.
Shit, does that mean I am breaking the law daily? What are the consequences?
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All the crazies who were already all prepped for the zombie apocalypse are pointing and laughing at the rest of us right now. 'Bet you wish had a bunker now! Still think buying 10 cases of peanut butter was stupid? Got enough toilet paper? No? Well, isn't that a shame?'
How come I can still buy anything I want or need without someone saying they can't supply? Even the bare essentials every household needs is readily available, Wine whiskey, coffee, whipped cream, steaks.
Americans panic buy things when they are scared. I live in the Southern US, where it rarely ever snows. If it ever does snow, people buy everything in the stores; like it's the apocalypse. The difference this time is that it hasn't calmed down in a lot of areas. Some people are out panic everything, every time they get paid; or every time a new virus report is released.
Lol, Still though, some have a thousand cases, wonder how long they think it will... Wait.. THEY are the zombies!
And they're still buying up all the TP and for some reason, bottled water.
If the utilities shut down, you won't have water coming out of the tap. On the other hand: if the utilities shut down, you can't flush the toilet.
These are sad times indeed
Sad, but funny in thier own way.
Before Corona Virus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough. Taken from the Top Ten Coronavirus Jokes at https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/post/top-10-corona-virus-jokes
Bradley Simmonds -
oof
Trump's president, ruined us all.
Uh, no. Trump did not cause Corona. Just like how Obama didn't cause Ebola.
So... you are saying that we shouldn't blame presidents for viral outbreaks? Can we at least keep blaming them for natural disasters?
Frozengeckolover, maybe.
And watch this, someone's gonna call me racist for comparing something Trump did to what Obama did.
What, do you think?
John Davies like
Professor, what are you doing?!
Tweets are not memes
i loved it
We need to laugh, stress can kill !!!
I didn't like most of them, not funny. I like my joke better: What would happen if coronavirus mutated into an STD? There would be a lot more "fucking" cases!
That was terrible. Work on your material and get back to us when you have something good.
Think about this. The virus started in China. They lied and hid whats going on with it. They could have contained it. They let it spread hoping it would cripple the American economy and America will come crawling to them to borrow even more money to pay for all of the stimulus bills that'll be passed. Conspiracy? It's the perfect plan for world domination!
Oh, come now! America had idiots ruining its future LONG before the novel coronavirus ever mutated. If China had really wanted to f*ck us up, they would have done what Russia did in 2016. But, they got beaten to the punch.
Until the virus hit America was doing awesome in every measurable way! Way better than Obama's America! TRUMP 2020!
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You do realise this virus hurt China as well, do you?
Chinese government is at fault, true, but the doctor who tried to warn the world about it was also Chinese. It's a conspiracy, not fact, that the virus was a weapon built on purpose. They might have "taken advantage" of the situation to infiltrate corrupted means to rule (which happened in some other countries as well), but it's harmful for them too.
Man what are you on?
Well, he ain't been drinkin' the Kool aid, that's for sure! 😉🤣🤣🤣
helo
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All the crazies who were already all prepped for the zombie apocalypse are pointing and laughing at the rest of us right now. 'Bet you wish had a bunker now! Still think buying 10 cases of peanut butter was stupid? Got enough toilet paper? No? Well, isn't that a shame?'
How come I can still buy anything I want or need without someone saying they can't supply? Even the bare essentials every household needs is readily available, Wine whiskey, coffee, whipped cream, steaks.
Americans panic buy things when they are scared. I live in the Southern US, where it rarely ever snows. If it ever does snow, people buy everything in the stores; like it's the apocalypse. The difference this time is that it hasn't calmed down in a lot of areas. Some people are out panic everything, every time they get paid; or every time a new virus report is released.
Lol, Still though, some have a thousand cases, wonder how long they think it will... Wait.. THEY are the zombies!
And they're still buying up all the TP and for some reason, bottled water.
If the utilities shut down, you won't have water coming out of the tap. On the other hand: if the utilities shut down, you can't flush the toilet.
These are sad times indeed
Sad, but funny in thier own way.
Before Corona Virus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough. Taken from the Top Ten Coronavirus Jokes at https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/post/top-10-corona-virus-jokes
Bradley Simmonds -
oof
Trump's president, ruined us all.
Uh, no. Trump did not cause Corona. Just like how Obama didn't cause Ebola.
So... you are saying that we shouldn't blame presidents for viral outbreaks? Can we at least keep blaming them for natural disasters?
Frozengeckolover, maybe.
And watch this, someone's gonna call me racist for comparing something Trump did to what Obama did.
What, do you think?
John Davies like
Professor, what are you doing?!
Tweets are not memes
i loved it
We need to laugh, stress can kill !!!
I didn't like most of them, not funny. I like my joke better: What would happen if coronavirus mutated into an STD? There would be a lot more "fucking" cases!
That was terrible. Work on your material and get back to us when you have something good.
Think about this. The virus started in China. They lied and hid whats going on with it. They could have contained it. They let it spread hoping it would cripple the American economy and America will come crawling to them to borrow even more money to pay for all of the stimulus bills that'll be passed. Conspiracy? It's the perfect plan for world domination!
Oh, come now! America had idiots ruining its future LONG before the novel coronavirus ever mutated. If China had really wanted to f*ck us up, they would have done what Russia did in 2016. But, they got beaten to the punch.
Until the virus hit America was doing awesome in every measurable way! Way better than Obama's America! TRUMP 2020!
This comment has been deleted.
You do realise this virus hurt China as well, do you?
Chinese government is at fault, true, but the doctor who tried to warn the world about it was also Chinese. It's a conspiracy, not fact, that the virus was a weapon built on purpose. They might have "taken advantage" of the situation to infiltrate corrupted means to rule (which happened in some other countries as well), but it's harmful for them too.
Man what are you on?
Well, he ain't been drinkin' the Kool aid, that's for sure! 😉🤣🤣🤣
helo
Go away please
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