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The threat of coronavirus is weighing on every one of us. But no matter how hard it gets, there’s always a cold weapon known as a sense of humor. And some people aren’t missing a chance to spice up the hard times with killer jokes, viral memes, and deadly funny quips. All puns intended, of course.

Let’s take a look at these hand-picked comical gems compiled by Bored Panda, and after you’re done, parts one and two are waiting here and here. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites and share them with your friends. But remember to stay alone when laughing together!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waiting for you to leave so he/she can get up to his/her usual shenanigans.

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Humor is a useful tool in helping to cope with cabin fever during a lockdown. Jokes, memes, and funny one-liners engage people remotely and create a sense of social belonging.

Paul Lewis, the author of “Cracking Up: American Humor in a Time of Conflict,” believes that jokes amid the outbreak offer a real shelter. “People usually make jokes about everything, but when news narrows down and has this element of fear, jokes are a way of temporarily triumphing over and repressing it.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god feel this one soooo much, high risk parents STILL think it's ok to wonder in to town as long as they don't speak to anybody... WTF

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Bored Panda contacted Jennifer Kahnweiler, a speaking professional and expert on introverts, about other useful tools to cope with cabin fever during the lockdown.

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Jennifer Kahnweiler suggests focusing on some benefits even if adjusting to not having a routine is hard. “Sleeping a little later (if you don't have little ones) and staying in your pj's, even reading in bed” are among the luxuries that otherwise wouldn’t be possible.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And taking tests (which us plebs can't get) to tell us you have it, but are "doing fine".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure it's not just America. In Australia we had fire, then flood, now this. Thanks 2020. My husband told me last yr that he felt like 2020 was going to be the start of something awesome. I'll make some PSA's next time he says that, so we can all prepare.

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Kahnweiler assures us that a sense of humor does help to fight emotional uncertainty. “Watching stand-up comedians, funny Youtube videos, and those memes can really do a lot! In fact, it's important for our immune systems and brings introverts and extroverts together.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Suddenly introverts are considered experts on the field of "How to keep yourself from dying of boredom."

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The common belief is that introverts should handle the self-isolation way better, since they’re used to being alone.

But Kahnweiler tells us that it’s a stereotype because everyone, no matter their personality, needs human connection. “There are memes circulating on social media about introverts being happy they get to be away from people amid the Covid-19 outbreak. But introverts like people!”

When thinking about whom you can write or call, Jennifer suggests considering people who are living alone, are older, and find it hard to pick up the phone. She recalls the moment her introverted client reached out to her to say that “he appreciated knowing that someone is thinking about him.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our governor actually allowed places with alcohol licenses to deliver alcohol with food orders... So now people will be bored and drunk, or paranoid and drunk (both not good combination)...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will not be surprised if in 9 months there will be people trying to name their babies Covid if it's a boy and Corona if it's a girl

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you look to the right you will see a large group of toilette papyrus, these spectacular species are rarely seen these days especially in such large gatherings. I feel so privileged to be one of only a few people to have witnessed a sight like this in the last two weeks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I'd take dried grasses and clover over creamed corn any day, tbh. Creamed corn is disgusting.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every press conference I see, with all of them huddled up shoulder to shoulder, makes me just shake my head.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope that when this is over and it is safe to gather in large groups, that the schools will have some days set up so the kids can have their real graduation ceremonies and their proms. I don't even have kids, but I do feel sorry for them missing out.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The Ballad of Buster Scruggs," a very unique, original Netflix movie by the Coen brothers. A twisted, dark, hilarious, themed combination of six short films, it is one of the best movies of 2019.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is it ALL the sports celebrities and hollywood'ers get testings while the rest of us get "you don't fit the criteria. Go home and rest" ?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My birthday is coming up and I couldn't be more pleased. This year I'm going to do what I always wanted to do on my birthday. Absolutely nothing.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"no. Hooman is home and that means u must appreciate me, your glorious kitty god"

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I like how some of the first advice was to stay healthy and get exercise to be ready for the virus.....then they closed the gym....

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a dog and I now only walk her if I'm with another person. If not, then I stay within my complex. A lady in my area was robbed at gunpoint in front of a supermarket. Yup; welcome to America.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

everyone's home, not working and struggling without pay. not great both ways

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dont forget delivery people. Today a guy threw my package at me and yelled that I dont have to sign :D

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corona is forcing governments to do what they wouldn't do to fight climate change.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t want to see what will happen in May, It’s a matter of life and death for the poor doggy.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coronavirus has screwed school up: ap tests are take home, keystones are cancelled, sats are delayed, graduation and prom are cancelled, and the teachers are basically unable to teach anything for the rest of the year because of mismanaged 'cyber school'

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Europeans: I'll call in sick. Americans: If I don't go I get fired and I'll lose everything I own.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha. For those of you who don't get it, The Sun is a scumbag nationalist excuse for a newspaper in the UK. It's owned by Rupert Murdoch (excuse my filthy language).

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must be lucky coz I have 3 buildings I can go in. The house, the shed and the enclosed carport.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IKR!? Why is my online bank telling me what they are doing...it's not that type of virus....

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After having to sing it twice every time they washed their hands for the past 3 months, they just won't even bother with the song.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine has a property that hosts weddings. He's currently battling with a bridezilla who insists that her wedding party of several hundred people plus caterers, servers, staff, etc., should go ahead, and it's not a problem.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me every morning before my make up.

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I want someone to make this into a fancy oil painting.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schools are still currently open in Australia. They aren’t even closing a school after a student tested positive for Covid-19. They were at a school camp on Friday with roughly 60 people and on Saturday symptoms started showing. They got the results last night and the school didn’t feel the need to notify parents and the federal government doesn’t think closing the school is necessary. Everyone who came into contact with the child up to 24 hours prior should be tested and quarantined, same goes for the people who came in contact with the teacher that was diagnosed 3-4 days prior.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if i could get a e-mail from Liv Tyler Everyday i'd be happy too

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dogs are currently enjoying isolation with me. They are getting the zoomies a lot more often admittedly (and I have a decent garden fortunately). I've got A virus, not THE virus but no-one's going to want to trust my word on that.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even want to know what's up with the first frame.....ehrm....maybe I should rephrase...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Though "live your life with arms wide open" is not to be recommended right now.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you do when you don’t live with your other half? This is minor I know, but a girl needs a hug sometimes you know?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're lucky to have that many screens. Of course, they're fall over at 2 am, but...

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