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The threat of coronavirus is weighing on every one of us. But no matter how hard it gets, there’s always a cold weapon known as a sense of humor. And some people aren’t missing a chance to spice up the hard times with killer jokes, viral memes, and deadly funny quips. All puns intended, of course.

Let’s take a look at these hand-picked comical gems compiled by Bored Panda, and after you’re done, parts one and two are waiting here and here. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites and share them with your friends. But remember to stay alone when laughing together!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waiting for you to leave so he/she can get up to his/her usual shenanigans.

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Humor is a useful tool in helping to cope with cabin fever during a lockdown. Jokes, memes, and funny one-liners engage people remotely and create a sense of social belonging.

Paul Lewis, the author of “Cracking Up: American Humor in a Time of Conflict,” believes that jokes amid the outbreak offer a real shelter. “People usually make jokes about everything, but when news narrows down and has this element of fear, jokes are a way of temporarily triumphing over and repressing it.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god feel this one soooo much, high risk parents STILL think it's ok to wonder in to town as long as they don't speak to anybody... WTF

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Bored Panda contacted Jennifer Kahnweiler, a speaking professional and expert on introverts, about other useful tools to cope with cabin fever during the lockdown.

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Jennifer Kahnweiler suggests focusing on some benefits even if adjusting to not having a routine is hard. “Sleeping a little later (if you don't have little ones) and staying in your pj's, even reading in bed” are among the luxuries that otherwise wouldn’t be possible.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And taking tests (which us plebs can't get) to tell us you have it, but are "doing fine".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They make me sick - and not with the virus. We plebs who self-isolate have to do so without money, tests, and mansions, so, all I can say is, "Boo fricken hoo to you".

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elfin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the other hand most Americans live far better than many people in the world. Should we feel guilty about that or is it just celebrities we want to shame? Not all of them were raised rich and probably some of them are extremely nice and generous people.

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Helen Haley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is nice of them to try to provide what they can through entertainment though. I was pleasantly surprised by that.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's exactly how I feel... They have everything necessary not to get cabin fever. So yeah, keep your advice to yourself. Don't want to hear it!!!

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Jim Kang
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not happy about the "elites" having access to the test while we plebs are expected to just sit here and rot. However, there is a little bit of logic to letting at least some celebrities access to the test. It's that some celebrities are mobbed by people, wether it's their handlers or their adoring public. Testing them may help slow the spread of the virus.

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Tahani
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fair enough,but they have the right to be scared too. And Jennifer Garner said her folks are still going out, so yeah it is scary even if you have a mansion to live in. But also think about why they live in massive houses with cinema, pool, game rooms... because they can't go outside without being bugged...

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Denis Brown
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They all want fame and fortune, then gripe about the fame part. As I said earlier: boo fricken hoo on you!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're still stuck in their homes & can't go out. And not all of them have multimillion dollar homes that sprawl across multiple acres. They don't all have movie theaters & bowling alleys in their homes. Lol.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so we not not gon' talk about will Ferrel's haircut? Okay!👌

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus I have ben thinking the exact same thing! Who would mind being quarantined in a mansion, with a pool, probably a movie theatre and anything else. I don't want to hear itv from them!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are taking all the f---ing tests and they are like taking tests every other f---ing day so stop singing s**t about how we shouldn't worry a--holes

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Branden Hart
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone cute the internet feeds Pleeeease - Shame, so hard done by

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Jasmina Pavlovic
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right! All these poooooor celebs. Alone at home with no other worries ... 👎👎👎

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Why do people hate celebrities for having privileges they can buy. Just bcoz they r better able to address their illness does not mean they dont care about others.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure it's not just America. In Australia we had fire, then flood, now this. Thanks 2020. My husband told me last yr that he felt like 2020 was going to be the start of something awesome. I'll make some PSA's next time he says that, so we can all prepare.

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Kahnweiler assures us that a sense of humor does help to fight emotional uncertainty. “Watching stand-up comedians, funny Youtube videos, and those memes can really do a lot! In fact, it's important for our immune systems and brings introverts and extroverts together.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Suddenly introverts are considered experts on the field of "How to keep yourself from dying of boredom."

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The common belief is that introverts should handle the self-isolation way better, since they’re used to being alone.

But Kahnweiler tells us that it’s a stereotype because everyone, no matter their personality, needs human connection. “There are memes circulating on social media about introverts being happy they get to be away from people amid the Covid-19 outbreak. But introverts like people!”

When thinking about whom you can write or call, Jennifer suggests considering people who are living alone, are older, and find it hard to pick up the phone. She recalls the moment her introverted client reached out to her to say that “he appreciated knowing that someone is thinking about him.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our governor actually allowed places with alcohol licenses to deliver alcohol with food orders... So now people will be bored and drunk, or paranoid and drunk (both not good combination)...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will not be surprised if in 9 months there will be people trying to name their babies Covid if it's a boy and Corona if it's a girl

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you look to the right you will see a large group of toilette papyrus, these spectacular species are rarely seen these days especially in such large gatherings. I feel so privileged to be one of only a few people to have witnessed a sight like this in the last two weeks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I'd take dried grasses and clover over creamed corn any day, tbh. Creamed corn is disgusting.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every press conference I see, with all of them huddled up shoulder to shoulder, makes me just shake my head.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope that when this is over and it is safe to gather in large groups, that the schools will have some days set up so the kids can have their real graduation ceremonies and their proms. I don't even have kids, but I do feel sorry for them missing out.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The Ballad of Buster Scruggs," a very unique, original Netflix movie by the Coen brothers. A twisted, dark, hilarious, themed combination of six short films, it is one of the best movies of 2019.

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People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Quarantine And Here Are 122 More Jokes That Prove It

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is it ALL the sports celebrities and hollywood'ers get testings while the rest of us get "you don't fit the criteria. Go home and rest" ?

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