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The threat of coronavirus is weighing on every one of us. But no matter how hard it gets, there’s always a cold weapon known as a sense of humor. And some people aren’t missing a chance to spice up the hard times with killer jokes, viral memes, and deadly funny quips. All puns intended, of course.

Let’s take a look at these hand-picked comical gems compiled by Bored Panda, and after you’re done, parts one and two are waiting here and here. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites and share them with your friends. But remember to stay alone when laughing together!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waiting for you to leave so he/she can get up to his/her usual shenanigans.

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Humor is a useful tool in helping to cope with cabin fever during a lockdown. Jokes, memes, and funny one-liners engage people remotely and create a sense of social belonging.

Paul Lewis, the author of “Cracking Up: American Humor in a Time of Conflict,” believes that jokes amid the outbreak offer a real shelter. “People usually make jokes about everything, but when news narrows down and has this element of fear, jokes are a way of temporarily triumphing over and repressing it.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god feel this one soooo much, high risk parents STILL think it's ok to wonder in to town as long as they don't speak to anybody... WTF

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Bored Panda contacted Jennifer Kahnweiler, a speaking professional and expert on introverts, about other useful tools to cope with cabin fever during the lockdown.

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Jennifer Kahnweiler suggests focusing on some benefits even if adjusting to not having a routine is hard. “Sleeping a little later (if you don't have little ones) and staying in your pj's, even reading in bed” are among the luxuries that otherwise wouldn’t be possible.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And taking tests (which us plebs can't get) to tell us you have it, but are "doing fine".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure it's not just America. In Australia we had fire, then flood, now this. Thanks 2020. My husband told me last yr that he felt like 2020 was going to be the start of something awesome. I'll make some PSA's next time he says that, so we can all prepare.

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Kahnweiler assures us that a sense of humor does help to fight emotional uncertainty. “Watching stand-up comedians, funny Youtube videos, and those memes can really do a lot! In fact, it's important for our immune systems and brings introverts and extroverts together.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Suddenly introverts are considered experts on the field of "How to keep yourself from dying of boredom."

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The common belief is that introverts should handle the self-isolation way better, since they’re used to being alone.

But Kahnweiler tells us that it’s a stereotype because everyone, no matter their personality, needs human connection. “There are memes circulating on social media about introverts being happy they get to be away from people amid the Covid-19 outbreak. But introverts like people!”

When thinking about whom you can write or call, Jennifer suggests considering people who are living alone, are older, and find it hard to pick up the phone. She recalls the moment her introverted client reached out to her to say that “he appreciated knowing that someone is thinking about him.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our governor actually allowed places with alcohol licenses to deliver alcohol with food orders... So now people will be bored and drunk, or paranoid and drunk (both not good combination)...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will not be surprised if in 9 months there will be people trying to name their babies Covid if it's a boy and Corona if it's a girl

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you look to the right you will see a large group of toilette papyrus, these spectacular species are rarely seen these days especially in such large gatherings. I feel so privileged to be one of only a few people to have witnessed a sight like this in the last two weeks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I'd take dried grasses and clover over creamed corn any day, tbh. Creamed corn is disgusting.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every press conference I see, with all of them huddled up shoulder to shoulder, makes me just shake my head.

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. It shows once again that politicians never do what they tell the common public to do. No gathering, keep your social distance, stay home.

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Several of the people in the photo are known to have been in close contact with people ill with Covid-19. For a country with such great universities, with such super smart scientists the choice of political leaders is weird.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The majority of American voters are under-educated in the sciences, unfortunately. -Dr M

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah so apparently the government is exempt from following anything the CDC says... pissed at my work right now for forcing us to not only gather in large groups, but to attend special coronavirus relief planning meetings with teams we're not normally in contact with on a day to day basis...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's up with these creepy people surround the Americn president in these pics I don't think I've ever seen someone in Germany do this. They just look brainwashed. It the a Stepford person, White House Edition, I never heard of? Did they cluster around the other presidetns like that? I never noticed.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do any of those people have a reason to be there? I mean besides the compulsory looks of adoration for dear leader.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Typical do as I say not as I do. I'm surprised they are not all at Mar A Lago dresses in golf attire 🙈🙉🙊💩

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thoughts and prayers that one of them had the virus at the time of the photo.

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Jim Kang
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wishes are simple, for my wife to recover from her cancer with no significant problems. My kids to learn the importance of school. The trump administration to contract a disease to put them ALL out of commission for the foreseeable future.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the guy in the middle and the one second from left get it and die, the president is the Speaker of the House... [stay healthy, Nancy, by all that is right and good, stay healthy!]

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk why they always have so many people in the background of whoever is speaking. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In communication theory, it's called the bandwagon effect: join us and get on the bandwagon! As if the concept of disease avoidance needs a bandwagon... -Dr M, incredulous skeptic *SMH*

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are as bad as the UK. We have just let 18 million unchecked for disease onto our tiny island. We've now got the record.. Most deaths of any country in Europe. Brilliant!

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Dianne Patick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he can't read and they can't count. Welcome to the Trump administration.

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Louise OBrien
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it takes a pandemic to stop Trump getting a second term in office, I can live with that.

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Star Mann
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t worry they all have the immunisation shots already. The shots last for 6 months and theirs were done in December. So, all good 👺

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This "gift" with numbers demonstrates why the individual at the lectern went broke in the 1980's isn't really worth much more now.

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David Short
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no there isn't! Don't you know the rules? When or insipid leader is there, there is only one!

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Emily Salvatore
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who else is counting the number of people in the photo just to make sure

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Lola Welch
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Trump is in the middle,what do you expect? If they were seated we could with some luck call it The Last Supper? Couldn’t resist

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Horatio Valentine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is also not a social gathering... Pretty sure they didn't suggest to limit the workplace to 10 employees.

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Marsha Brown
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that the real ceiling in the White House?!!! I thought the *resident remodeled everything, and reupholstered everything in gold! Since he always looks down at everyone, guess he's never looked up.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you ever wondered? His name is donald turnp but I think it should be donald ham

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Al Reilly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet he was talking about social distancing at this time!!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am horrified how badly they are modeling what they say shame on them!

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Judy Hofer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

16 standing on top of each other. Take a lesson from the Brits when they give a press conference. is it really necessary to have all those people there like statues???????????

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, looking like a boxer entering with his entourage.

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Stuart McCulloch
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed the presidential seal is missing from the lectern?

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Chris DiFonso
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Stuart McCulloch, maybe that's because a real President isn't in the room!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope that when this is over and it is safe to gather in large groups, that the schools will have some days set up so the kids can have their real graduation ceremonies and their proms. I don't even have kids, but I do feel sorry for them missing out.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The Ballad of Buster Scruggs," a very unique, original Netflix movie by the Coen brothers. A twisted, dark, hilarious, themed combination of six short films, it is one of the best movies of 2019.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is it ALL the sports celebrities and hollywood'ers get testings while the rest of us get "you don't fit the criteria. Go home and rest" ?

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