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The threat of coronavirus is weighing on every one of us. But no matter how hard it gets, there’s always a cold weapon known as a sense of humor. And some people aren’t missing a chance to spice up the hard times with killer jokes, viral memes, and deadly funny quips. All puns intended, of course.

Let’s take a look at these hand-picked comical gems compiled by Bored Panda, and after you’re done, parts one and two are waiting here and here. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites and share them with your friends. But remember to stay alone when laughing together!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Waiting for you to leave so he/she can get up to his/her usual shenanigans.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe that's how we can save the world: forbid by laws all the healthy and good habits in life, and watch all the "rebels" believe they are doing some rebellious s**t, when actually they are making the Earth a better place.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I power-walked past a grumpy-looking taxi driver sitting waiting in his parked car here in the Marais district of Paris. I’m not quite sure he was even on his phone, but I heard him loudly exclaim: “Never in my life have I seen so many joggers!” To which, to myself, I replied: “Or so many dedicated dogwalkers!” Sacré bleu!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good news,bad news.. first the good.. the new anti corona vacine makes all women crave sex with any man no matter how ugly.. now the bad.. it turns all men GAY.. I see Philip Schofields took his..

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow....actually acting like humans again instead of technology controlled robots....as i type this on one of my Samsung tablets 🙈

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am jeremiah, I am testifying about a great hebal man that cured my wife of hepatitis B and liver cirhosis. his name is Dr oniha. My wife was diagnose of hepatities two years ago, i almost spent all i had then, until i saw dr oniha recommendation online, and i call him, then he told me how to get the herb. You can call him on +2347089275769 or email him at dronihaspell@yahoo.com

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally TRUE!!! I’ve never gone for as many walk in the locola state parks as I have since iso started.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so true but the "during quarantine" picture is wrong. Social and physical distancing reminder #1!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know that is just true but the picture is wrong. physical and social distancing reminder #1!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's because at heart... sigh... we're all a bunch of f**king brats: "Well you told me to... NOW I DON'T WANNA"...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right?!? I had to take my daughter to the doctors and I've never seen so many people out and walking around!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg, that's so true! I went out on a run, and there were so many people! You tell people not to go outside/touch people, they do it! Really, we have the work ethic of toddlers, but we're just in a bigger body.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You went outside on a run... You think people outside are looking at you thinking the same thing?

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Humor is a useful tool in helping to cope with cabin fever during a lockdown. Jokes, memes, and funny one-liners engage people remotely and create a sense of social belonging.

Paul Lewis, the author of “Cracking Up: American Humor in a Time of Conflict,” believes that jokes amid the outbreak offer a real shelter. “People usually make jokes about everything, but when news narrows down and has this element of fear, jokes are a way of temporarily triumphing over and repressing it.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god feel this one soooo much, high risk parents STILL think it's ok to wonder in to town as long as they don't speak to anybody... WTF

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Bored Panda contacted Jennifer Kahnweiler, a speaking professional and expert on introverts, about other useful tools to cope with cabin fever during the lockdown.

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Jennifer Kahnweiler suggests focusing on some benefits even if adjusting to not having a routine is hard. “Sleeping a little later (if you don't have little ones) and staying in your pj's, even reading in bed” are among the luxuries that otherwise wouldn’t be possible.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And taking tests (which us plebs can't get) to tell us you have it, but are "doing fine".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure it's not just America. In Australia we had fire, then flood, now this. Thanks 2020. My husband told me last yr that he felt like 2020 was going to be the start of something awesome. I'll make some PSA's next time he says that, so we can all prepare.

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Kahnweiler assures us that a sense of humor does help to fight emotional uncertainty. “Watching stand-up comedians, funny Youtube videos, and those memes can really do a lot! In fact, it's important for our immune systems and brings introverts and extroverts together.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Suddenly introverts are considered experts on the field of "How to keep yourself from dying of boredom."

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The common belief is that introverts should handle the self-isolation way better, since they’re used to being alone.

But Kahnweiler tells us that it’s a stereotype because everyone, no matter their personality, needs human connection. “There are memes circulating on social media about introverts being happy they get to be away from people amid the Covid-19 outbreak. But introverts like people!”

When thinking about whom you can write or call, Jennifer suggests considering people who are living alone, are older, and find it hard to pick up the phone. She recalls the moment her introverted client reached out to her to say that “he appreciated knowing that someone is thinking about him.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our governor actually allowed places with alcohol licenses to deliver alcohol with food orders... So now people will be bored and drunk, or paranoid and drunk (both not good combination)...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will not be surprised if in 9 months there will be people trying to name their babies Covid if it's a boy and Corona if it's a girl

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you look to the right you will see a large group of toilette papyrus, these spectacular species are rarely seen these days especially in such large gatherings. I feel so privileged to be one of only a few people to have witnessed a sight like this in the last two weeks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I'd take dried grasses and clover over creamed corn any day, tbh. Creamed corn is disgusting.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every press conference I see, with all of them huddled up shoulder to shoulder, makes me just shake my head.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope that when this is over and it is safe to gather in large groups, that the schools will have some days set up so the kids can have their real graduation ceremonies and their proms. I don't even have kids, but I do feel sorry for them missing out.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The Ballad of Buster Scruggs," a very unique, original Netflix movie by the Coen brothers. A twisted, dark, hilarious, themed combination of six short films, it is one of the best movies of 2019.

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People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Quarantine And Here Are 122 More Jokes That Prove It

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is it ALL the sports celebrities and hollywood'ers get testings while the rest of us get "you don't fit the criteria. Go home and rest" ?

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