The coronavirus pandemic is still working its way around the world but loads of countries are loosening lockdown regulations, so we’re stuck in a weird and confusing situation (we blame 2020). In times like these, a dose of good humor is great for recharging your batteries—laughter helps us see the positives in tough situations like the one we’re in now.

We want to keep your spirits up and to boost your mood this week, so Bored Panda has collected the freshest and funniest coronavirus jokes. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and let us know in the comments which jokes you loved the most and why. We’re huge fans of the corona jokes that people made during the quarantine, so be sure to check our previous posts here, here, and here. Now that’s a lot of jokes!

There are 3 camps of people when you ask whether it’s okay to make coronavirus jokes. There are those who think that comedy is incredibly important during difficult times. There are those who think that we shouldn’t joke about sensitive topics. Lastly, there are those in the middle who believe that humor has a place during the pandemic but that we shouldn’t overstep our bounds. But what do comedy professionals and experts have to say about this? Scroll down for Bored Panda's interview with comedy writer and comedian Ariane Sherine.

#1

*boom*

*boom*

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Steve Barnett
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2 months ago

"Much very good information"? All those Nigerian Prince's emails had better English.

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#2

Or Who Think Mild Inconvenience Is Same As Suffering

Or Who Think Mild Inconvenience Is Same As Suffering

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MsM
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2 months ago

NAILED it!

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#3

That Analogy Is Perfect

That Analogy Is Perfect

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 months ago

Touche

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"I think it’s essential to joke about coronavirus because humor is a release mechanism to help us cope during dark times," Ariane told Bored Panda.

"Shared humor also helps us bond with one another. Lockdown would be very gloomy indeed if we couldn’t laugh about our predicament!" she added.

Ariane also told us that her go-to funny movie during the lockdown is 13 Going on 30 (released in 2004 and starring Jennifer Garner). "It’s really heartwarming and the Thriller scene is hilarious. It always lifts my spirits when I’m feeling low," the comedy writer said.

#4

Still Waits

Still Waits

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kasa alex
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2 months ago

This is ridiculously cute

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#5

Literally Just This One Thing

Literally Just This One Thing

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hispanic! at the disco
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2 months ago

It makes me mad because it's so simple.

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#6

Why We Get So Mad About Antivaxxers And Corona Conspiracy-Theorists

Why We Get So Mad About Antivaxxers And Corona Conspiracy-Theorists

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Vorknkx
Community Member
2 months ago

True. It's quite painful to invest so much time and effort into something, only to have it rejected for no logical reason by a random stranger who barely finished high school...

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Meanwhile, according to Dr. Peter McGraw who heads the University of Colorado Boulder’s Humor Research Lab, if we’re constantly plugged into the newsfeed and frantically search for the latest breaking news about the virus, this just increases the scariness of the pandemic.

“A bit of comedy—whether it be through your Instagram feed, through a Netflix comedy special, or calling up your friend who's pretty good at making jokes in the face of tragedy—is not only a good way to distract yourself from what's going on, but it's also a good way to delight yourself,” Dr. McGraw said. So we shouldn’t feel guilty for laughing. After all, the alternative is to be in a constant state of low-key panic. And that’s not helping anybody: not your family, not your friends, and least of all you.

McGraw stressed that social media “is a mess” during the lockdown, so it’s best to unplug and unwind. Preferably, with a bunch of funny movies, comedy stand-up shows, and books that make you chuckle. “Take a little bit of a break. You certainly deserve it."

#7

Found At A Park In Brooklyn, NYC

Found At A Park In Brooklyn, NYC

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Ilir Ajdini
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2 months ago

I wonder why anyone wouldn't like Jim Carrey? He was very good as "The Mask"

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#8

Five Minutes

Five Minutes

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Ilir Ajdini
Community Member
2 months ago

Hahahaaaa This is good, must say

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#9

Truth About Introverts

Truth About Introverts

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Orillion
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2 months ago

What about introverts who live alone?

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#10

No Mask, No Service.

No Mask, No Service.

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Niamh McVeigh
Community Member
2 months ago

Wait, so this guy is asking to see a medical professional, whilst totally disregarding the advice of medical professionals? I am so very confused.

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#11

2020

2020

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Ilir Ajdini
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2 months ago

So true!

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#12

Makes Sense

Makes Sense

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hispanic! at the disco
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2 months ago

Ok but fun fact, panda's have one of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom! Also they are the cutest in the animal kingdom!

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#13

Why Haven't The Priests And Pastors Of America Saved Us Yet? God Is Supposedly "Powerful "

Why Haven't The Priests And Pastors Of America Saved Us Yet? God Is Supposedly "Powerful "

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 months ago (edited)

Also why didn’t psychics step in before this pandemic actually became a pandemic or where to find missing people etc. Wait I know why, because it is all a load of hogwash.

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#14

Mamma Mia!

Mamma Mia!

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Ilir Ajdini
Community Member
2 months ago

Lol

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#15

People Are Like

People Are Like

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hispanic! at the disco
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2 months ago

They used to WHAT?

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#16

I Thought This Was A Free Country

I Thought This Was A Free Country

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Dynein
Community Member
2 months ago

Just take the lane on the opposite site of the street for change. Choose freedom!!! Rules are for sheeple!

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#17

Just Sayin'

Just Sayin'

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Hisseefit
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2 months ago

Technically it never opened. Just saying.

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#18

More Salty Than The Great Salt Lake

More Salty Than The Great Salt Lake

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Nadine
Community Member
2 months ago

It's a paper mask. People act like it's leg irons.

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#19

Not Very Flattering

Not Very Flattering

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hispanic! at the disco
Community Member
2 months ago

Oh yes! I do hope we get several murder plots, that will be interesting.

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#20

Nah, Whole Planet's Countries, Media, Scientists, Citizens Had A Meeting And Decided To Troll America

Nah, Whole Planet's Countries, Media, Scientists, Citizens Had A Meeting And Decided To Troll America

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

Why does it always have to be about America??

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#21

Ghost Stories For Cats

Ghost Stories For Cats

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Karin
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2 months ago

"How you gonna knock things off the counter now, HUH fur face?"

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#22

What Do You Want?

What Do You Want?

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Demi Zwaan
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2 months ago

We could get some fighter planes to fly over. Best we can do.

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#23

My Bad

My Bad

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Stevie B
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2 months ago

Yup, and then my smoothie turned into a piña colada. So weird!

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#24

I Can't Take Fallout Seriously Anymore

I Can't Take Fallout Seriously Anymore

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Animal lover❤
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2 months ago

Gosh darn you! It's ruined now

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#25

Makes Sense

Makes Sense

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Henry C Myers
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2 months ago

i now get why my dogs want to go on a walk. constantly.

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#26

I Demand To Speak To The County's Manager

I Demand To Speak To The County's Manager

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TheHerplover
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2 months ago

I'd pay to see that movie SPACE KAREN: "on a quest to see all the managers in the universe"

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#27

Lunch In Locker

Lunch In Locker

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Evelína Zlá
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2 months ago

Don´t you worry. I think it already left on its own...

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#28

Watching My Eyes Move

Watching My Eyes Move

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hispanic! at the disco
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2 months ago

I'm afraid I'll look weird

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#29

God Ain't Got Nothing To Do With It

God Ain't Got Nothing To Do With It

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago

I feel for those kids having parents teaching them crap like that.

Aria Whitaker
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Exactly! They seem to forget about the Virginia pastor that died a couple of weeks ago said the same, exact thing. Now the only thing he is “covered” with is 6 feet of dirt. Don’t be dumb, people.

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Iris
Community Member
2 months ago

Poor kid 😔

Animal lover❤
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2 months ago

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Why poor kid? They clearly wrote the sign, no one's forcing them

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Tabitha L
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2 months ago

Counterpoint: Jesus said to him, “On the other hand, it is written, ‘You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.'" Matthew 4:7. Seems pretty clear. Maybe these people should, I don't know....read the Bible?

Terd Fergison
Community Member
2 months ago

The bible is a huge book full of contradictions. The bible says prayer alone can actually move mountains (Matthew 17:20). The bible says multiple times that if you pray in god's name, you will get anything you want. The bible is also deeply hypocritical. There are parts of the bible where god says, test all of the other gods (other gods?), but don't test me.

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R L
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2 months ago

I believe God made scientists to find a vaccine, people to make PPE so we can protect ourselves, nurses and doctors to care for those who are ill, leaders who are trying to do their best for their countries, essential workers who keep the economy ticking over. He also gave people free will- they really are abusing it in so many cases, and making others suffer in turn.

Terd Fergison
Community Member
2 months ago

If god created the natural world, and has a divine plan, then everything goes according to his plan and he is responsible for everything. If god created everything, then he created killer, torturous diseases. If he created everything, that includes our sun, our source of heat and light that gives many people skin cancer. If this god existed, he would be unintelligent and or deeply evil. There are certain worms in nature that gestate and come out of human eyeballs in a painfully torturous way. Talk to the children suffering from the natural world that your god created and tell them your god is good. Do you have any idea how painful the guinea worm is when it comes out of the foot of a human child? The free will argument is bullshit. Do you believe there is a heaven and free will in it?

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Freya the Wanderer
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2 months ago

Remove all the locks from your doors because God's got you covered. Give away all your guns because God's got you covered. Don't vaccinate your kids or get a flu shot because God's got you covered.

Martha Meyer
Community Member
2 months ago

“God“ apparently doesn't care about all those people dying from cancer, ebola, AIDS and wars. So why would he care about Corona?

Terd Fergison
Community Member
2 months ago

Yeah. And where is this god during genocides? The holocaust? He is the most evil character in all of fiction.

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Susan
Community Member
2 months ago

Children like her may be ok despite their parents. I was raised by anti-education, very stupid, very racist people. For some reason I never once bought into any of it. I wanted nothing more than to go to college, and cut all ties with them when I was seventeen. I'm an old woman now, and only wish I had left earlier.

Bettye McKee
Community Member
2 months ago

I can relate to some of that.

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Coleen
Community Member
2 months ago

"I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what else do you want?" [Old joke.]

Karen Johnston
Community Member
2 months ago

Love that joke.

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AJu
Community Member
2 months ago

Look at those imbecile parents looking all proud

Sonja
Community Member
2 months ago

of course. you also do not need to take care of your teeth. God has it covered.

hispanic! at the disco
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Set a building on fire while crashing in it with a car that's going 120 miles an hour holding a gun to your head... don't worry one bit, God's got you covered!!

Rex the Rat
Community Member
2 months ago

Yeah, don't abuse your beliefs

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A Lazy Spider
Community Member
2 months ago

What is wrong with people

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

Religion, ignorance, arrogance.

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EA
Community Member
2 months ago

There are some people that can’t wear masks, because of asthma etc. I’m one of those people, but lucky enough not to need to go out as I live with family members who do go out. But for those who have to go out, like those who live by themselves To get groceries etc, and can’t wear masks, they’re vulnerable and being put at risk by ignorant people who refuse to wear a mask in shops. How is helping to protect people by wearing a small face covering infringing on your human rights?

TheWerewolf
Community Member
2 months ago

This is the same reason Jesus didn't jump off a cliff when Satan told him to, even though he knew God would protect him.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

No such beings.

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Christophe Beunens
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2 months ago

God is thinking " How can I protect all these people, I cannot be everywhere... Oh, let's give them some masks, and some guidelines how to protect themselves"

Terd Fergison
Community Member
2 months ago

If god created the natural world, and has a divine plan, then everything goes according to his plan and he is responsible for everything. If god created everything, then he created killer, torturous diseases. If he created everything, that includes our sun, our source of heat and light that gives many people skin cancer. If this god existed, he would be unintelligent and or deeply evil. There are certain worms in nature that gestate and come out of human eyeballs in a painfully torturous way. Talk to the children suffering from the natural world that your god created and tell them your god is good. Do you have any idea how painful the guinea worm is when it comes out of the foot of a human child?

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Kingfisher
Community Member
2 months ago

If they believe God has them "covered" so thoroughly, why are they wearing clothes? Or glasses?

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

Mental gymnastics

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TheHerplover
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2 months ago

If god had you covered you wouldn't have to make that sign

Tovah Roche
Community Member
2 months ago

Oh fuck no! I'm very pro-religious rights but I have ZERO tolerance for this mentality. It's how I got tuberculosis. A stupid "God over medicine" parent sent their UNVACCINATED child on a church mission in a disease infested part of Africa. God must have been on a coffee break during that trip because the kid came back with a shitty souvenir for 11 of her classmates.

Paul O'Connor
Community Member
2 months ago

Kids are hardwired to believe what they are told by adults so they don't die. 'No! Fire hot!' that sort of thing. Wonder what their parents' excuse is?

Alex Bailey
Community Member
2 months ago

I was 8 years old when I realised my parents didn't know what they were talking about a lot of the time.

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Orionpax75
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2 months ago

You don't need a parachute anymore to go sky diving.....cause gods got you :)

Santi-Jose Acosta
Community Member
2 months ago

So why do many of them carry a gun?

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

‘Cause ‘Murrika.

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Spn42
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2 months ago

Some years ago I was backpacking, and rode a Bolivian bus with the front window nearly covered with stickers. One of them said "I drive safely because I drive with Christ." A bit later I read the following in a travel guide: "Buses frequently topple over the edge".

Aubrie Allen
Community Member
2 months ago

So God just said "fuck you" to the 100,000 people who died?

JK Rowling
Community Member
2 months ago

If God is truly such an all-powerful, omnipotent being do you really think he would care about the tiny monkeys that are always quarreling over territory with each other and using explosives

Josh Tall
Community Member
2 months ago

Black Jesus is not having it!!!

Animal lover❤
Community Member
2 months ago

Idiots, so many freaking idiots!

SciFi Vortex
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Do you know why "god" flooded the world thousands of years ago to kill everyone (but he still "loves" us) rather than using a "virus" instead? Because humans had no idea about viruses back then, so of course, neither did "god" ... because everything he ever said or did, primitive, ignorant humans "made up" from their imaginations. Got it? DUH!

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

Great point about the sources of the fictional mythos.

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Evripidou Maria
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2 months ago

too bad karma ain;t real...

Meyer Weinstock
Community Member
2 months ago

Kudos on the use of Black Jesus.

Caroline Driver
Community Member
2 months ago

They are the sort who probably think that this is a biblical pestilence destroying the unworthy unbelievers, so that's alright then

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

Guess their own kind are believing wrongly because they’re dying too.

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thomas schmalz
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2 months ago

stupid as a brick

Jean Gibbens
Community Member
2 months ago

I once shared a ride with work colleagues on our way to a conference. The owner of the vehicle drove - too fast and with demonstrably inadequate driving skills. However, he did announce to those of us who were white-knuckled that "God will protect" us. Others insisted on driving for the return trip and we never ever let him drive again!

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

Living in the USA is like being trapped in a car full of drunk and high people who won’t let me drive.

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Kelly Hartle
Community Member
2 months ago

I seem to remember someone saying “God helps those who help themselves.”

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

That’s because they need some phrase to excuse why their motherfucker god doesn’t do fucking dick for anyone.

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Dorothy Parker
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2 months ago

Jump in a pool even if you can swim. God will be your floaties.

Mr Red
Community Member
2 months ago

The real drama here is that somebody wrote "off" with one f, than covered it up and wrote it correctly instead of just adding an f...

Kayden Yan
Community Member
2 months ago

take off your food supply because god's got you covered

M Adams
Community Member
2 months ago

God: But I gave you a mask!

Terd Fergison
Community Member
2 months ago

Science gave us masks. Thank scientists. If god created the natural world, then he created killer, torturous diseases. Fuck that god.

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KT Trondsen
Community Member
2 months ago

fuck...you're their GUARDIAN!!! Your sole job is to protect them from harm for christs sake!!!

Paul Chang
Community Member
2 months ago

Just imagine ignorance being contagious.

Karen Johnston
Community Member
2 months ago

Isn't it? Then why do we have trump.

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Karin
Community Member
2 months ago

God works in mysterious ways they say.So he might surprise you with a raging case of Covid 19, Protect your kids at least dumb asses.

Susan Parrish
Community Member
2 months ago

I hope they don't kill their children over their stupidity

Valquerys
Community Member
2 months ago

Jump off a plane because God’s got you...

Neal Evans
Community Member
2 months ago

Come live in Australia kid, no religious brain washing here

Lynn Morello
Community Member
2 months ago

I was actually thining of that guy in the Grim Reapers outfit.

Heather Menard
Community Member
2 months ago

Don't blame the child blame the parent

Laura Maeflower
Community Member
2 months ago

Theres a story for this kind of situation. Basically, there is a man sick and dying. He's offered medication, several specialist doctors and special treatment. He refuses them all saying, "God will heal me". But he soon dies and when he stands before God he asks, "I don't understand. Why didn't you heal me?" And God says "I sent you medicine, doctors and special treatment, but you refused them all".

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

A story that semi-rational religious people use to make fun of totally irrational religious people that make other religious people look foolish, in order to defend their dumb religious beliefs...

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Elaine Mattingly
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2 months ago

You will meet God a lot quicker if you don't use the brains he gave you.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

There are no gods.

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Kristin West
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2 months ago

I really wish that people would stop to think that any kind of God will take care of them. YOU take care of you by going to work (well, on a normal non pandemic), buying food, seeing doctors and so on. I can assure you that if you lay flat down in the middle of the desert, far from any other people and just wait, God will not help you.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

No gods will help anyone because they’re fantasies.

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SciFi Vortex
Community Member
2 months ago

Yes. These people do not believe God was covering anyone who died from VCOVID-19. Next stupid question?

Teresa Wilcox
Community Member
2 months ago

God doesn't cover stupidity.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

“God” doesn’t do anything. No such being.

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Caroline Overill
Community Member
2 months ago

It's like the flood thing where the guy dies and says to God where were you and he says I sent a radio broadcast a boat and a helicopter what more do you want? How much do these guys want God to tell them before they listen? I said wear masks, I said keep your distance, I pointed out people who died because they didn't listen. Don't blame me.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

It’s just a story that religious people use to make fun of the worse religious people that make them all look stupid.

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Mike Rodrick
Community Member
2 months ago

Vote for Trump because God has you covered. OH, that's RIGHT; He IS God!

Janelle Collard
Community Member
2 months ago

5 bucks sez these ppl are "anti-vaxxers."

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2 months ago

i really hate these. I am a Christian yet i wear a mask and i wash my hands and do all the necessary stuff to protect my parents who are old-ish. True God protects us, but the Bible also warns not to "test the Lord your God". Which means you cannot jump out of a plane for fun and expect God to carry you on angel wings down to the ground.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

There’s no god. Why would you believe a book that says not to question its validity?

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Garth Robinson
Community Member
2 months ago

God only helps those who T R Y to help themselves and others besides, but N O T the lollies from the candy store....... just sayin'

AnnieLaurie Burke
Community Member
2 months ago

Well, God did get them. Only not the way the sign carriers thought.

M Kate McCulloch
Community Member
2 months ago

Melt down your guns because god's got you. Vaccinate your children because reason, curiosity and science, yes science, are gifts gods gave to mankind so they could leave us to self develop - like human beings were meant to do.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

No gods. No devils. No magic.

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CR Harvey
Community Member
2 months ago

Agreed.

StillBrian'smom
Community Member
2 months ago

The Bible tells us to obey the govenment officials

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

Because it was a tool of control. That’s all religion is and ever was.

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deanna woods
Community Member
2 months ago

It's people that behave like this that make all Christians look stupid. I am a very faithful person and I will still listen to a doctor because that's what GOD would want me to do.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

There’s no such thing as a god.

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TheGr81sComing
Community Member
2 months ago

Matthew 4:5-7 5 Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple, 6 And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. 7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

Karen Johnston
Community Member
2 months ago

Really going to believe a document written over a hundred years after the fact by people that weren't there? And use this as a basis for medicine? Good luck there.

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Libbi Mende
Community Member
2 months ago

Its as bad as my baby daddy telling my daughter, most men are put in jail by women...

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

Indoctrination.

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Carol Lewis
Community Member
2 months ago

I have a relative who is like this. I asked him If he truly believes this then why did he go to the hospital when he had a heart attack and had two stents put in. God has you covered right. I'm a Christian and most I know do not think like this.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

What did he say?

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Itzel Anahi
Community Member
2 months ago

God is probably shaking his head at these idiots.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

No, “he” isn’t. There’s no such being.

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Itzel Anahi
Community Member
2 months ago

These people have a very skewed understanding of Religion. Pretty sure that's not how it works.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

Religion doesn’t work as anything other than a tool to control minds.

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Hannah M
Community Member
2 months ago

As a Christian, I'd like to point out a couple of things. 1) God uses human things like modern medicine, and 2) Christians are explicitly commanded in the Bible to obey those in authority. So, people who go against government commands clearly haven't read their Bible for a while. And I just remembered another thing. The apostle Paul also talked about how we can make personal lifestyle choices for ourselves, but if there are people in our community who are weaker, we must make exceptions so that we do not cause them to go wrong (this was in the context of what one may eat, but it applies to people acting decently to help protect vulnerable people).

Meyer Weinstock
Community Member
2 months ago

On your second point: Paul's edicts are NOT the words of Jesus from the Gospel. Using epistles to command people to their detriment is in opposition to the words from Matthew. -Rev Dr M

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Ragnhild Nilsen
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2 months ago

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Peter Beeson
Community Member
2 months ago

Or, at least, He soon will have!

D Gangwere
Community Member
2 months ago

We are supposed to use our God-given common sense. Looks like either God didn't give common sense to some, or they rejected it.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

Nothing is “god-given”.

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mickey
Community Member
2 months ago

Don't you all think that sometimes God sends other stuff to "get you covered?". For example, you're in a fire and all the fire trucks and cops come to save you and you just say, "God will save me!" and you die. Then you ask God in heaven, "Why didn't you save me?" I bet God would be like, " Bruh, I tried. I sent those cops and firetrucks! Why didn't you listen?" SO yeah that is basically what I'm saying to this post.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

No, because there’s no such thing as a god.

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AlexG
Community Member
2 months ago

I believe in God and still follow the science of using masks and wearing seat belts. give your God given brains a chance people.

Jace
Community Member
2 months ago

No god gave anyone anything.

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Caitlin Mangan
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2 months ago

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Can you people just lay off our beliefs? You don't have to like it, but do you have to keep making fun of us and bashing us?

Karen Johnston
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2 months ago

Then say something sensible

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#30

Right?!

Right?!

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Jon S.
Community Member
2 months ago

Truth

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#31

Ouch!

Ouch!

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Andrew Gibb
Community Member
2 months ago

that's gonna hurt in the morning

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#32

Another Episode

Another Episode

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Henry C Myers
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2 months ago

lol murder hornets!

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#33

Blursed Baptism

Blursed Baptism

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hispanic! at the disco
Community Member
2 months ago

i don't know if this is how jesus christ envisioned baptisms in the future but I will say it adds a certain level of entertainment

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#34

My Project

My Project

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Ilir Ajdini
Community Member
2 months ago

Yessss! You did it!

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#35

Yeah

Yeah

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Ruth Mayfly
Community Member
2 months ago

We all need to stop buying so much from Amazon. They have behaved disgracefully towards their worker during this pandemic.

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#36

I Miss Mu Son Attending Pre-School

I Miss Mu Son Attending Pre-School

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Elle Malkamäki
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2 months ago

I’m Bella’s mum. 8 weeks stuck in doors with Bella and my ears are bleeding.

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#37

Educashan

Educashan

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Karin
Community Member
2 months ago

Happens when a 5 year old is in control of the government

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#38

Well It Is North Dakota...

Well It Is North Dakota...

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hispanic! at the disco
Community Member
2 months ago

WHAT IS THE POINT THEN

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#39

Aa 2021

Aa 2021

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Lynsey Mooney
Community Member
2 months ago

As a recovering alcoholic 16 years I worry for members who can't go to meetings, I wonder how many have gone back drinking I know two have 😖

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#40

Wave

Wave

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TheHerplover
Community Member
2 months ago

Because the other option is to say "SEE YAH FUCKERS" under your breath and the mic amplifies the sound so everyone hears

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#41

Living Off The Grid First Harvest, Planted My Tomato Plant On The First Day Of Lockdown.

Living Off The Grid First Harvest, Planted My Tomato Plant On The First Day Of Lockdown.

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