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Winning an argument on the internet is nearly impossible. Except for the time when your opponent digs a hole for themselves completely on their own. Such self-sabotage is not something you see in every comment section but it does happen. And you can find most of them on a Twitter account called Conservative Self-Owns.

It shares screenshots of homophobic, racist, and other hateful or narrow-minded remarks that backfired on their authors, and it has already earned 269.2K followers by doing so. Scroll down and check out some of Conservative Self-Owns' most popular tweets!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been saying this repeatedly lately, but once again, the irony here is almost unbearable

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We managed to get in contact with the person running the account and they agreed to have a little chat about what goes into the process. However, they also wanted to remain anonymous, so for the purpose of this article, let's call them Admin.

"I started the account back in November when I saw a pattern of mainly conservatives on social media making self-defeating arguments," Admin told Bored Panda.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the majority of Texas legislators feel that forcing a woman to carry an unwanted baby to term, thus resulting in an unloved, neglected child who will suffer from the known effects of those circumstances throughout his/her life is a better choice? And no provisions will be made to step in and provide emotional and financial support to the unwilling mother? Gotta say, not feeling it.

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Such a huge following isn't just a testament to their work.

"I mainly pick content through submissions people DM me," Admin explained. But they haven't lost their touch, either. "I also sometimes see stuff in the wild on apps like TikTok."

Admin said by far the most popular themes on Conservative Self-Owns are pronoun-related, like "I'd never date a girl with pronouns." Recently, things related to COVID deniers getting COVID after funny statements on social media have been doing well too.

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Considering how the last presidential election went down, political division in America seems to be growing. But according to licensed psychologist Dr. Mike Brooks, we must remember that it's not the worst it's ever been. After all, the country did have a Civil War.

However, it's not just the government that's heating up. Arguments are dividing workplaces, neighborhoods, faith communities, and homes. But as we can see from Conservative Self-Owns, some of the most toxic disagreements take place online.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did anyone realize that when Donald Trump signed the terms of his agreement not to run a charity again, that he had given $500,000 away to voters at a rally? I didn't realize that until I read the paperwork the other day. And we already know he paid all the actors cheering for him as he came down the escalator.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm afraid this person is probably right...not in the way he/she expects.

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"I know I've gotten into some of these arguments, despite my best intentions not to," Dr. Mike Brooks wrote in Psychology Today.

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"I'm sure you have too ... [The reason] might not even be about politics or religion. It might be about who does the most housework or who the greatest football quarterback of all time is. Regardless of the topic, when we get into an argument, we are usually 'in it to win it.'"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the reason the American flag has embarrassed me many times over the last 6 years. Morons like this standing in front of it spewing hate or just being stupid.

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But what does winning an argument even mean? "Typically, we want to convince the other person that we are right, and they are wrong," Dr. Brooks explained. "They want to do the same. Reflect upon your own history of arguments for just a moment. Have you ever won one? What percentage of them end up being a waste of time?"

"Have you ever argued with anyone about something of importance and convinced them to change their views? About abortion? Gun safety? Global climate change? That Trump is bad/good for America? That Jesus is the only begotten Son of God (or not)? That you do, in fact, way more housework than your partner? How about we flip the question. Has anyone ever convinced you, through arguing, to change your views?"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's a choice, please prove it and choose to be gay instead. We'll wait. You can choose to switch back later.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That guy is so deep in the closet, he's had tea with Mr. Tumnus.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You want to think it's a joke, but we all know it's not.

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Dr. Brooks said that convincing others that we are right, and they are wrong almost never happens. "As much as we'd like to think we are rational, objective creatures, we often fall short of that aspiration. We have many cognitive biases that keep us believing that we are right and others are wrong."

"If you are familiar with the Simon & Garfunkel song, The Boxer, there's a great line that's relevant: 'All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.' Simon and Garfunkel are describing what is, in effect, known as confirmation bias. That is, we cherry-pick our information to support what we already believe and 'disregard the rest.'"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sign is simply awful. You can be anti-war and still respect soldiers.

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Me Oh My
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's probably b/c sometimes soldiers and their guests can be entitled asses about "veteran discounts".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

isn't this more to do with the 'and their guests' a lot of abuse of the kindness offered by stores to the Military...with girlfriends and wives acting entitled to the same perks etc, over time that kind of selfishness would get hard to tolerate.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hoped this was satire. Real event at a DoubleTree hotel. Two supervisor level staff were fired. No indication of bad behavior by military attendees. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/doubletree-hotel-military-sign/

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have much respect for anyone who thinks they are above the law, including priests, police, politicians, and military people. SOME are alright - they get into their profession to help others. But a lot are either downright evil or go along to get along which is even worse.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Almost everyone I've ever met in the military is anti-war. You wouldn't get past the psyche evaluation if you joined up just so you could shoot people. The majority of soldiers (in my experience) enlist to gain job experience that will give them a decent paycheck or an education.

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Dorothy Parker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://denver.cbslocal.com/2019/03/22/no-longer-serving-military-sign-hotel/

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wars are only being fought by those who are either confident that the "nuclear deterrent" is a bluff, or stupid enough not to care.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't this just mean 'people who were serving in the military and are no longer doing so', rather than not providing a service to anyone who was in the military?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does the sign even mean? Do they no longer serve veterans or is this a place for veterans (aka no longer serving military staff)?

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Simon Rushton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work near a large army base in the UK (Catterick) A lot of the bars and pubs had similar signs. Pissed up 19 yr olds released after basic did not make for good customers.

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Darnell Davis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best case scenario: This is after a last call at an open bar or buffet. Maybe a military seminar or conference?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Respect the people who are willing to fight and die for you

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here is the story about the sign https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/doubletree-hotel-military-sign/

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Bobby
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like blaming the camera guy for the script. Or the apple employee for the price of an iphone

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Allen Lavine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And people do that you know how many times I see people getting mad at cashiers for prices

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Marianne Luginbuhl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone 8s anti war until another country invades yours and now you're slave labor.

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Tuna Fish
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish you would put up who put that sign up. I would never patronize a place like that. F them, really.

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Brandy Grote
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they are close enough to a base that they get military personnel (active duty, and not veterans), they have just lost a majority of their business!

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Sadie Richert
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a war started and America decided it's inhuman to fight in it, America would be completly blown over, the war wouldn't stop, and we'd have done nothing to help stop the fight. sometimes the best way to end a fight is to win, isnt it? (I'f I'm wrong, please point out why. I'm 14 and still figuring out the world :) )

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Zoran Ilić
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, wait, YOU incite or openly start wars to destabilise the area so you could move in, but if you didn't react militarily after that THAT would be wrong? Muahahahahaha...

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I'm all for private business... but if the sign said "No longer serving Gays" I wonder what would happen?

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People are born gay, but joining the military is a choice. The sign may have been put because of military personnel getting out of hand about military discounts, special seating, etc. Gays, on the other hand, don't expect special treatment for simply existing at restaurants. (For clarity: I'm not saying all military personnel are entitled. I'm not saying I agree with the sign or not. I'm just pointing out that comparing this to homophobia is absurd.)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This cuts off that this was tweeted by the QAnon Congresswoman from Colorado, Lauren Boebert - who is just so, so stupid. Just a powerfully stupid person.

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Dr. Brooks reminded that much of our happiness in life is nested within our relationships. How we relate to other people is a huge deal. "We should take great care in choosing whether to argue with someone," he said. "We must make an effort to be 'effective' in life over being 'right.' After all, if we damage the relationship by arguing, our happiness and their happiness is diminished."

Of course, you probably don't care what a stranger on the internet thinks about you. Plus, we shouldn't be a doormat — it is important to have values, ideas, opinions, and stances. But since arguing seldom produces the desired result, we should be cautious about when to engage.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember when you thought that if you didn't have anything constructive to say, you shouldn't say anything at all? Republican parents missed the boat on that one.

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"If you remember the movie WarGames with Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy, you might remember the tagline, 'The only winning move is not to play.' When it comes to winning an argument, the best winning move is to not get in one to begin with," Dr. Brooks said. "Like the nukes in WarGames that destroy both the USA and the USSR, our arguments usually cause more harm than good."

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"If we want to sway other people to our 'correct' vision of things, we are most likely to do that by having a strong relationship with them. Ironically, it is through carefully and compassionately listening to others that we are more likely to sway their views. We just have to realize that we are likely to soften our views as well. And you know what? That's okay. We all win when we can connect better with others," the psychologist concluded.

Or you can pick every fight you can and eventually end up on Conservative Self-Owns. Your choice!