Someone On Tumblr Calculated How Much Communion Wafer Makes Up A Whole Jesus And It Will Crack You Up
It’s common knowledge that during church services, Christians eat a piece of bread that symbolizes Jesus’ body and take a sip of wine which is a symbol of his blood. And there are definitely a few people who thought to themselves “so how many of those you have to consume before you’ve eaten a whole Jesus?” If you haven’t thought about it before, you probably are thinking about it now. Fortunately, Tumblr user ralfmaximus has the answer. They used their excellent arithmetic skills and came up with an answer. Scroll below to see it for yourself!
It’s common knowledge that during church services, Christians eat a piece of bread that symbolizes Jesus’ body and take a sip of wine which is a symbol of his blood
There are definitely a few people who thought this to themselves
Fortunately, Tumblr user used their excellent arithmetic skills and came up with an answer
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I love how scientific the responses are. Especially because it's a reply to a religious question (sort of).
Actually, the mass density of wine is between 0.99 and 1.05. Therefore we talk about 4500ml wine for $33 and 45.5kg wafers (182000 pcs) for $2730. That makes $2766 per corpse (sorry, couldn' resist). Considering the fact that there are 60000 seats in St.Peters Basilica in Rome, one Jesus sums up to 3 full house sundays. Maybe that's where all the donations go...
How many Jesus (or will it be Jesuses) have been eaten by the Christians since this practice of communion was foisted upon their followers by the various churches all over the globe?
My friend Dallas just did the math, it's 466433.639923 Jesuses
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I'm not offended... it's just an incredibly stupid exercise. If people were thinking "how many do you need to eat to equal Jesus", then they missed the concept. .
A kid asked the question. From a kids point of view, it is a legitimate question.
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What our brains are capable of always astounds me. And the fact that this question came from a child...kids should run the world. It would definitely be a much better place.
Some people have too much time on their hands. (I suspect I might be one of those people!)
I mean, if you're going based on catholic belief, the smallest particle of a consecrated wafer has just as much Jesus in it as a giant mega consecrated wafer, but this is p rad too lol
And we're taking you with us. I would much rather go to hell. That's where all the scientists and LGBTQ+ people will be. =)
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It must be frightening to live with such a humorless mind.
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I love how scientific the responses are. Especially because it's a reply to a religious question (sort of).
Actually, the mass density of wine is between 0.99 and 1.05. Therefore we talk about 4500ml wine for $33 and 45.5kg wafers (182000 pcs) for $2730. That makes $2766 per corpse (sorry, couldn' resist). Considering the fact that there are 60000 seats in St.Peters Basilica in Rome, one Jesus sums up to 3 full house sundays. Maybe that's where all the donations go...
How many Jesus (or will it be Jesuses) have been eaten by the Christians since this practice of communion was foisted upon their followers by the various churches all over the globe?
My friend Dallas just did the math, it's 466433.639923 Jesuses
Load More Replies... I'm not offended... it's just an incredibly stupid exercise. If people were thinking "how many do you need to eat to equal Jesus", then they missed the concept. .
A kid asked the question. From a kids point of view, it is a legitimate question.
Load More Replies... What our brains are capable of always astounds me. And the fact that this question came from a child...kids should run the world. It would definitely be a much better place.
Some people have too much time on their hands. (I suspect I might be one of those people!)
I mean, if you're going based on catholic belief, the smallest particle of a consecrated wafer has just as much Jesus in it as a giant mega consecrated wafer, but this is p rad too lol
And we're taking you with us. I would much rather go to hell. That's where all the scientists and LGBTQ+ people will be. =)
Load More Replies... It must be frightening to live with such a humorless mind.
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