Mom Illustrates The Daily Life Of Being A Parent, Wife, And A Friend (50 New Comics)

amen!

I get both.....

It's always Colin Firth

Be precise - your kids are

ME!

I like the couple at a table after dinner, nearly empty wine bottles between them. Her:"I love you" Him:"Is that just the wine talking?" Her:"I was talking to the wine!"

You can't just stare at it, you have to keep refreshing your browser window. ... Or so I've heard.

I love a good soak in the bath and I'm in this picture even though I'm in my late '60s

I want to achieve that as well. But I think they would be very confused if I showed up at work in my pajamas.

my grandpa tried to teach me to drive, but when i asked if you press the brake and accelerate at the same time does it take a screenshot of the road he stopped trying to teach me

Yep. My friends know to follow up anything important (tasks, lunch dates, etc) with a text.

Or, as they say in German, "from bath to sausage"

No, that age is for your parents ... in our hearts we are all 18

Walk out of the room then walk back in again - it's as close to "switch it off, switch it back on again" as a human can manage

Maybe a dumb question, but where does the clock go back an hour for daylight saving time?

... I've already *got* you ...

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Many problems don't ruin the day as much as worrying about them does.

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Dumb question.

Progress. The Delphic Oracle said "Know yourself" but never said "and make improvements"

2nd year Medical School.

Are you *sure* you want the dog to look into your soul ?

Yeah I wish a lot of the time I have to rewatch it because I was feeling good and washed it one day and it didn't make it to the dryer lol

I prefer clean. I just prefer not being the one who has to *make* it clean...

November.

After a goodbye hug, *everything* is awkward

The Greeks.

Fair enough

When we're young we have health, free time but no money. When we're middle-aged we have health, money, but no free time. These two are *old* !

Girl maths!

Have all socks the same size and colour.

As I said before , they're getting old ...

Fifth Dad talent - 'being there' for your family , every minute you can.

"OK, we'll postpone your raise in allowance for another year. Your choice"

Get the worst bit over with, then it has no more power over you. Eat the frog first.

not complete without a tray of chocolates on each belly and smeared on the face

It's a definitely a thing.

And I was the 4th. I went to see Led Zeppelin aged 14. With one mate of the same age. My mother could never explain to me why she let me, I must have been VERY convincing (didn't lie or anything).

Well, you don't want him to be tired *for ever* !

It's called an electric blanket

Caution - do not use this line in the weeks before your birthday.

Part of puberty is learning that life is not necessarily fair. And , also, learning to deal with it yourself.

Dancing all day is pretty good exercise too.

Too many chiefs, too few people who just want to get the job done so they can watch TV

The chocolate got eaten anyway, right ?

This is me lol

It's called the 'spider dance' in Australia. It's a thing.

When I was growing up and at home, that is about the time my family ate dinner. Between 5:00-5:30.

I don't get why so many people take pictures from a low perspective, it gives everyone double chins and is barely ever flattering. Taking pictures from a high perspective makes most people look cute.

Our summers are like that, too

Maybe jump about ?

Latin word wins first round.

Note, above the age of about 7, any of these problems indicate alcohol consumption.

Smoke follows you around. This is an observed fact.

Get. Thicker. Blinds.

But I *want* him to understand! So, he does !

"You mean the 'special'? Right here, we have lots, they're very popular ."

A quantitative answer is not necessarily numerical.

It's a guy thing.

For extra points, dropping a hot pan on your face as you fall asleep.