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This Fart Guide Is A Must Read For Every Couple That Sleeps In The Same Bed
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This Fart Guide Is A Must Read For Every Couple That Sleeps In The Same Bed

During the first phase of most romantic relationships, we try to look as desirable as possible, even if that means ignoring some of our bodily urges. Like, letting out a fart, for example. Sooner or later, however, most couples realize that there’s no need to blow against the wind and deny their biology, sharing their first fart. Weng Chen, the illustrator behind The Adventures of Messy Cow, thinks it’s perfectly normal, too. To highlight this, she has created a humorous guide on how to fart for everyone who is sharing a bed with their significant other, and these funny comics might be more useful than you’d think.

“I ate all kinds of food and often ran into this problem,” Chen told Bored Panda. “I was curious how other people handled the farting in public situation, but it’s a hard topic to bring up in casual conversations. So I decided to make a webcomic about it and <...> was happily surprised by how many people were open to this discussion.”

“Some couples can fart comfortably in front of each other after a week, some won’t do that after 50 years of long term relationships,” she added. “I think you should care about how it affects your relationship because you don’t want to make your partner dislike you because of smells and fart sounds, and it’s important you keep liking each other in a long-term relationship. I recommend using my funny comic strips as a guide and test it step by step. If your partner showed disgust at some point, don’t proceed further down the list.”

Cartoonist Weng is Chinese, but she’s fluent in English and visual language, too. She started drawing manga at a very young age and has been creating comics on-and-off since. In late 2016, she started the Messy Cow series.

More info: messycow.com | Facebook | tumblr | Twitter

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chris gill
Community Member
3 years ago

wife let on rip one time with the cat on the bed with us. the cat started coughing (probably a hairball) and left the room. I told her how bad it was that a even the cat had to leave the room.

John Kamau
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3 years ago

hehehehe bet she didn't talk to you for weeks

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Daria B
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3 years ago

These are funny, but in reality you don't even notice your farts if you sleep well. And if you truly love each other, you will just joke about it.

Mama Panda
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3 years ago

My dog's farts wake me right up! LOL

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Laura M D
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3 years ago

There's an idiom in Spanish "peo en sueño, no tiene dueño". The literal translation could be... "a fart during sleeping has no owner". It means you aren't guilty if you fart while sleeping. I laughed a lot the first time I heard it! I find it very useful.

Vivian Li
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3 years ago

I’d assume it’s because you have no control over it if asleep. Hence, no mens rea = not culpable.

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chris gill
Community Member
3 years ago

wife let on rip one time with the cat on the bed with us. the cat started coughing (probably a hairball) and left the room. I told her how bad it was that a even the cat had to leave the room.

John Kamau
Community Member
3 years ago

hehehehe bet she didn't talk to you for weeks

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

These are funny, but in reality you don't even notice your farts if you sleep well. And if you truly love each other, you will just joke about it.

Mama Panda
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3 years ago

My dog's farts wake me right up! LOL

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Laura M D
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3 years ago

There's an idiom in Spanish "peo en sueño, no tiene dueño". The literal translation could be... "a fart during sleeping has no owner". It means you aren't guilty if you fart while sleeping. I laughed a lot the first time I heard it! I find it very useful.

Vivian Li
Community Member
3 years ago

I’d assume it’s because you have no control over it if asleep. Hence, no mens rea = not culpable.

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