During the first phase of most romantic relationships, we try to look as desirable as possible, even if that means ignoring some of our bodily urges. Like, letting out a fart, for example. Sooner or later, however, most couples realize that there’s no need to blow against the wind and deny their biology, sharing their first fart. Weng Chen, the illustrator behind The Adventures of Messy Cow, thinks it’s perfectly normal, too. To highlight this, she has created a humorous guide on how to fart for everyone who is sharing a bed with their significant other, and these funny comics might be more useful than you’d think.
“I ate all kinds of food and often ran into this problem,” Chen told Bored Panda. “I was curious how other people handled the farting in public situation, but it’s a hard topic to bring up in casual conversations. So I decided to make a webcomic about it and <...> was happily surprised by how many people were open to this discussion.”
“Some couples can fart comfortably in front of each other after a week, some won’t do that after 50 years of long term relationships,” she added. “I think you should care about how it affects your relationship because you don’t want to make your partner dislike you because of smells and fart sounds, and it’s important you keep liking each other in a long-term relationship. I recommend using my funny comic strips as a guide and test it step by step. If your partner showed disgust at some point, don’t proceed further down the list.”
Cartoonist Weng is Chinese, but she’s fluent in English and visual language, too. She started drawing manga at a very young age and has been creating comics on-and-off since. In late 2016, she started the Messy Cow series.
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wife let on rip one time with the cat on the bed with us. the cat started coughing (probably a hairball) and left the room. I told her how bad it was that a even the cat had to leave the room.
These are funny, but in reality you don't even notice your farts if you sleep well. And if you truly love each other, you will just joke about it.
There's an idiom in Spanish "peo en sueño, no tiene dueño". The literal translation could be... "a fart during sleeping has no owner". It means you aren't guilty if you fart while sleeping. I laughed a lot the first time I heard it! I find it very useful.
I’d assume it’s because you have no control over it if asleep. Hence, no mens rea = not culpable.
Load More Replies...When I used to think my boyfriend was asleep and I let one go with a little noise, he would always open one eye and ask..."did the ducks follow us home from the park?"
Hans' pro tip: If you have a dog, do not feed him raw egg. They say it leads to shiny fur. They do not tell you it leads to internal rotting. The smell might overturn any human farts, but it can be so bad that the dog leaves he room after farting. And this tells you how horrible it really is...after all dogs leisurely use to smell at turds.
I feed my dog raw eggs often.. No fart detected yet (at all, actually) - may be the other food in combination with egg? I don't feed her grains, which also seems to prevent stinky farty dogs
Load More Replies...Car farts bad as bed farts. When hubby rolls up the car window and starts giggling prepare for a whiff of the devils cologne
Disabling window control for passengers is downright evil.
Load More Replies...Hurrah for separate blankets! Common in some Nordic countries, at least. I'd never trade my own blanket for a shared large one, for so many reasons.
But the bodily warmth from a sleeping partner is sooo nice!
Load More Replies...I let one rip once with both our cats sleeping on the bed by our feet, figured I'blame it on them. Cowards jumped up, ran out in terror :D
My wife and I have reached an agreement. The one who farts, will sniff it up.
My grandfather (RIP) would always yell "Grouse!" after he farted. At which my grandmother would say "Bert!! Gah..." while shaking her head and rolling her eyes. Hilarious.
Why is the woman the only one farting in the cartoons? Does not mirror my reality.
True, my dad celebrated his with a silly little dance.
Load More Replies...Or..... you can let a large one fly under the covers, wait a few minutes (pretending you're asleep, of course), "wake up" blaming the smell on them farting in their sleep! They were asleep so they won't know it wasn't them! BOOM. Genius.
"The Shifty Way" reminded me of a saying I heard several times from my mom: "In a house with pets or babies, grown-ups don't fart."
Mz boyfriend and i have to say "safety" asap after we fart. He introduces that game to his scouts so they dont feel ashamed to pass gas. So if you dont say safety asap the other ones can tickle you until you say "donut (pun: do not)". So wherever we are sometimes one of us will gently whisper in the otger ones ear "safety" and sometimes its in unbeliveable situations like a full bus etc and its always funny xD
My dog is ez to blam, everytime someone fart, he sniff his own butt 😅
Kids, try this one at home: Put your cupped hand over your a*s. When you fart, close your hand. Open it in your partner's face. "Hadouken"
We have an long-haired orange tabby cat that farts the fishiest fart bombs in the world. We have had dogs and their farts pale in comparison to his. He was right next to me about an hour or so ago and delivered one of his famous stink bombs. What adds insult to injury is that he has a bushy tail that fans it right in our faces. Ughhhhhh!
strange how your farts always reflect what you have been eating - potatos are the worst culprits
Load More Replies..."Trickydiarrhea": Diarrhea that tricks you into thinking "it's just gas". Heaven forbid ...
My ex farted really loud in her sleep once, then sleep giggled about it...
My husband used to blame our children a lot. That kind of stop when our kids began to talk and made him own up to it.
When we were first married, my husband Dutch Ovened me once. Once. 17 years ago.
My dude and I "fart toss." Who ever farts, we both try and grab it and throw it in the other person's face. It's so fun and hilarious. I love making farting a game instead of being embarrassed and having to sneak away to let one go.
We are in the Catastrophic phase. Also, we blame the car whether she is in the room or not
I broke the fart barrier the first night I met my husband 🤣 I thought he was asleep and my lord it had to jave been the loudest thing to where come out of me! He started laughing so now it was my turn to pretend to be asleep. We've been together for 10 years married for 5 💖
Many years ago my dad let one rip and blamed it on the dog. A moment later the dig was whining and clawing at the door to be let in the house. Dad's response, "Of course he wants in. As bad as it is in here, can you imagine what it's like out there?"
but i fart while i'm sleeping so i HAVE to do it the "a*****e way"...which is funny because I'm an a*****e even though i'm doing something bad while not even conscious so how can i be blamed for being an a*****e...besides you know...having something come out my a*s...but i'm unconscious...idk whatever if they mad they mad
What I know is that you DO NOT fart when your wife is giving you a BJ. Isn’t that right, EX husband?!
Such a hoot! I FART most times (NEVER admitting that I do! Might offend someone!?!?) in a variety of musically tuneful vibrations and noises
I think I've mastered it? Lactose in cows milk gives me so much gas that i can't digest and eating chicken seems to make the gas stinky. So there you go that's my theory....LOL 😂
Well I've conquered the no fart peaceful sleep. Lactose in cows milk gives me so much gas that I can't digest and chicken seems to make my farts stinky....So there you go I'm now watching what I eat....LOL!!
If you shake it off outside, will you do it while you imagine the farting sound is a part of the music? If yes, will it be the symphony no.5 of Ludwig van Beethoven?
OMG! This is too funny! I have to admit, I have always been !#. I just can't let go in front of anyone no matter how long I have been with that person! Now, of course, there is nothing I can do about the ones that escape when I am asleep and so far no one has ever complained about those, so maybe I am in the clear! *L* Until I get older that is. My grandmother has told me the older you get the harder it is to hold it in. Grandpa just gave her a long slow dirty look when she told me that *L* I didn't press the subject any further after that.
I’m sitting here reading this, and dying laughing and gagging, as my dog is on my lap, and farting up a silent storm! I think I’m going to puke! It is almost comparable to the husband after he eats beans... except I can feed the hubby beano, and the dog? He’ll just ding something nasty in the yard to eat, and fart more!! UGHHHHHHH, 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
When you can fart in freedom, and share the stinky laugh, and not die from the smell... you have the foundation for either a great friendship, or a lifelong love!
my late husband didn't know woman farted til he met me, his first wife must have done the run to the bathroom, and exs well who knows oh the relief
I always held it in for my ex...we lived together for 6 yrs. Now I can finally, just do it without any restraint #win
Catastrophic way - the vibrations woke him up, then the smell hit. I slept straight through it.
This happens to everyone and is ashamed of it's not worth it. I'm more concerned with the question and if you went with your companion to a restaurant, for example, or in a cafe and there was an incident. It is clear that your escort will support you, but still how to look into your eyes. By the way, excellent site https://escortbelohorizonte.info
Foul-smelling farts are a definite sign of liver problems. Look into this before it's too late.
Foul smelling farts are a definite sign of what you ate the day before
Load More Replies...You don’t marry someone only to be so uptight and uneasy around them that you can never fart
Load More Replies...wife let on rip one time with the cat on the bed with us. the cat started coughing (probably a hairball) and left the room. I told her how bad it was that a even the cat had to leave the room.
These are funny, but in reality you don't even notice your farts if you sleep well. And if you truly love each other, you will just joke about it.
There's an idiom in Spanish "peo en sueño, no tiene dueño". The literal translation could be... "a fart during sleeping has no owner". It means you aren't guilty if you fart while sleeping. I laughed a lot the first time I heard it! I find it very useful.
I’d assume it’s because you have no control over it if asleep. Hence, no mens rea = not culpable.
Load More Replies...When I used to think my boyfriend was asleep and I let one go with a little noise, he would always open one eye and ask..."did the ducks follow us home from the park?"
Hans' pro tip: If you have a dog, do not feed him raw egg. They say it leads to shiny fur. They do not tell you it leads to internal rotting. The smell might overturn any human farts, but it can be so bad that the dog leaves he room after farting. And this tells you how horrible it really is...after all dogs leisurely use to smell at turds.
I feed my dog raw eggs often.. No fart detected yet (at all, actually) - may be the other food in combination with egg? I don't feed her grains, which also seems to prevent stinky farty dogs
Load More Replies...Car farts bad as bed farts. When hubby rolls up the car window and starts giggling prepare for a whiff of the devils cologne
Disabling window control for passengers is downright evil.
Load More Replies...Hurrah for separate blankets! Common in some Nordic countries, at least. I'd never trade my own blanket for a shared large one, for so many reasons.
But the bodily warmth from a sleeping partner is sooo nice!
Load More Replies...I let one rip once with both our cats sleeping on the bed by our feet, figured I'blame it on them. Cowards jumped up, ran out in terror :D
My wife and I have reached an agreement. The one who farts, will sniff it up.
My grandfather (RIP) would always yell "Grouse!" after he farted. At which my grandmother would say "Bert!! Gah..." while shaking her head and rolling her eyes. Hilarious.
Why is the woman the only one farting in the cartoons? Does not mirror my reality.
True, my dad celebrated his with a silly little dance.
Load More Replies...Or..... you can let a large one fly under the covers, wait a few minutes (pretending you're asleep, of course), "wake up" blaming the smell on them farting in their sleep! They were asleep so they won't know it wasn't them! BOOM. Genius.
"The Shifty Way" reminded me of a saying I heard several times from my mom: "In a house with pets or babies, grown-ups don't fart."
Mz boyfriend and i have to say "safety" asap after we fart. He introduces that game to his scouts so they dont feel ashamed to pass gas. So if you dont say safety asap the other ones can tickle you until you say "donut (pun: do not)". So wherever we are sometimes one of us will gently whisper in the otger ones ear "safety" and sometimes its in unbeliveable situations like a full bus etc and its always funny xD
My dog is ez to blam, everytime someone fart, he sniff his own butt 😅
Kids, try this one at home: Put your cupped hand over your a*s. When you fart, close your hand. Open it in your partner's face. "Hadouken"
We have an long-haired orange tabby cat that farts the fishiest fart bombs in the world. We have had dogs and their farts pale in comparison to his. He was right next to me about an hour or so ago and delivered one of his famous stink bombs. What adds insult to injury is that he has a bushy tail that fans it right in our faces. Ughhhhhh!
strange how your farts always reflect what you have been eating - potatos are the worst culprits
Load More Replies..."Trickydiarrhea": Diarrhea that tricks you into thinking "it's just gas". Heaven forbid ...
My ex farted really loud in her sleep once, then sleep giggled about it...
My husband used to blame our children a lot. That kind of stop when our kids began to talk and made him own up to it.
When we were first married, my husband Dutch Ovened me once. Once. 17 years ago.
My dude and I "fart toss." Who ever farts, we both try and grab it and throw it in the other person's face. It's so fun and hilarious. I love making farting a game instead of being embarrassed and having to sneak away to let one go.
We are in the Catastrophic phase. Also, we blame the car whether she is in the room or not
I broke the fart barrier the first night I met my husband 🤣 I thought he was asleep and my lord it had to jave been the loudest thing to where come out of me! He started laughing so now it was my turn to pretend to be asleep. We've been together for 10 years married for 5 💖
Many years ago my dad let one rip and blamed it on the dog. A moment later the dig was whining and clawing at the door to be let in the house. Dad's response, "Of course he wants in. As bad as it is in here, can you imagine what it's like out there?"
but i fart while i'm sleeping so i HAVE to do it the "a*****e way"...which is funny because I'm an a*****e even though i'm doing something bad while not even conscious so how can i be blamed for being an a*****e...besides you know...having something come out my a*s...but i'm unconscious...idk whatever if they mad they mad
What I know is that you DO NOT fart when your wife is giving you a BJ. Isn’t that right, EX husband?!
Such a hoot! I FART most times (NEVER admitting that I do! Might offend someone!?!?) in a variety of musically tuneful vibrations and noises
I think I've mastered it? Lactose in cows milk gives me so much gas that i can't digest and eating chicken seems to make the gas stinky. So there you go that's my theory....LOL 😂
Well I've conquered the no fart peaceful sleep. Lactose in cows milk gives me so much gas that I can't digest and chicken seems to make my farts stinky....So there you go I'm now watching what I eat....LOL!!
If you shake it off outside, will you do it while you imagine the farting sound is a part of the music? If yes, will it be the symphony no.5 of Ludwig van Beethoven?
OMG! This is too funny! I have to admit, I have always been !#. I just can't let go in front of anyone no matter how long I have been with that person! Now, of course, there is nothing I can do about the ones that escape when I am asleep and so far no one has ever complained about those, so maybe I am in the clear! *L* Until I get older that is. My grandmother has told me the older you get the harder it is to hold it in. Grandpa just gave her a long slow dirty look when she told me that *L* I didn't press the subject any further after that.
I’m sitting here reading this, and dying laughing and gagging, as my dog is on my lap, and farting up a silent storm! I think I’m going to puke! It is almost comparable to the husband after he eats beans... except I can feed the hubby beano, and the dog? He’ll just ding something nasty in the yard to eat, and fart more!! UGHHHHHHH, 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
When you can fart in freedom, and share the stinky laugh, and not die from the smell... you have the foundation for either a great friendship, or a lifelong love!
my late husband didn't know woman farted til he met me, his first wife must have done the run to the bathroom, and exs well who knows oh the relief
I always held it in for my ex...we lived together for 6 yrs. Now I can finally, just do it without any restraint #win
Catastrophic way - the vibrations woke him up, then the smell hit. I slept straight through it.
This happens to everyone and is ashamed of it's not worth it. I'm more concerned with the question and if you went with your companion to a restaurant, for example, or in a cafe and there was an incident. It is clear that your escort will support you, but still how to look into your eyes. By the way, excellent site https://escortbelohorizonte.info
Foul-smelling farts are a definite sign of liver problems. Look into this before it's too late.
Foul smelling farts are a definite sign of what you ate the day before
Load More Replies...You don’t marry someone only to be so uptight and uneasy around them that you can never fart
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