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Hi!

My name is John Sutton. I'm a webcomic artist from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

About six years ago, although I'm not a scientist (or even closely related to any scientific field), I started drawing comics about a bungling scientist and his robot sidekick. After pestering my coworkers for weeks with my latest drawings, they suggested that I start posting them online.

After six years, a huge learning curve, and a LOT of self-doubts, I really feel like these comics have come a long way. What I've posted below is some of the funniest comics from the last few years, but if you'd like to see all 550+ comics feel free to check out my website or my social media.

I hope you enjoy!

More info: the-petri-dish.com

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Retro Virus

Retro Virus

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Chick Magnet

Chick Magnet

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This Is Why Thaddeus Doesn't Get Invited To Many Parties

This Is Why Thaddeus Doesn't Get Invited To Many Parties

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not quite. Humans are symbiots...if we were really lonely, we would soon die!

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Isabel Care
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watched a documentary on this when I was young (think it was by Emma Thompson's dad) and didn't want any part of me to touch any other part of me or anything in the world. Didn't like being confined to a body before I watched it.

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don't forget about whole biosystems living inside your digestive system .... and in and on the rest of your body too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_microbiota

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol! I've gotten in the shower with my glasses on (I forgot I had them on), but I quickly remembered when they fogged up.

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Actually, Bacterial Cultures Prefer Hip Hop

Actually, Bacterial Cultures Prefer Hip Hop

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#10

Somewhere, A Fireman Gets A Shiver. His Dalmatian Whimpers

Somewhere, A Fireman Gets A Shiver. His Dalmatian Whimpers

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Breakroom Fridges Are The Amazon Jungle Of The Workplace

Breakroom Fridges Are The Amazon Jungle Of The Workplace

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Conrad Strucker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You happy now, Debra? Now no one will touch your sandwich.

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I'm Also A Chick Magnet, But I Only Attract Small Birds

I'm Also A Chick Magnet, But I Only Attract Small Birds

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Complicated Coffee

Complicated Coffee

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Isabel Care
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just want a colour chart so I can point to the strength of drink I'm after. How am I supposed to know how strong their brew is when I've never been there before?

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Middleage Mutant Enigma Girdles

Middleage Mutant Enigma Girdles

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My O My
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here you see why you aint allowed food or drink in the lab 😂

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#17

If I Have Seen Far It Is Because I Have Stood On The Shoulders Of Interns

If I Have Seen Far It Is Because I Have Stood On The Shoulders Of Interns

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Gmo? Omg!

Gmo? Omg!

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Conrad Strucker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gary? Of the entire world of pickle-related names, he went with Gary. Henceforth, the pickle shall be called Richard.

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Man, That Breakroom Fridge Really Needs Cleaning

Man, That Breakroom Fridge Really Needs Cleaning

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Magnified Interest

Magnified Interest

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#22

There Are Definitely Some Jiggling Things In My Fridge, But Nothing Moving

There Are Definitely Some Jiggling Things In My Fridge, But Nothing Moving

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Hypochondriac Hardware

Hypochondriac Hardware

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any symptom I usually search generally could be a sign of cancer

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Only Thaddeus Could Set Glass Beakers On Fire

Only Thaddeus Could Set Glass Beakers On Fire

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Easy Breezy Beautiful. Cover Hurl

Easy Breezy Beautiful. Cover Hurl

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Luis Milian
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aah I was wondering what he looked like without glasses. lol

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Hopefully The Taser Was On A Low Setting

Hopefully The Taser Was On A Low Setting

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Potatos Taking Over The World

Potatos Taking Over The World

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This Is Me Every Time I Open My Phone

This Is Me Every Time I Open My Phone

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It's Not Me, It's You

It's Not Me, It's You

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If You're Wondering ... Yes, I Just Got An Instant Pot. No, I Haven't Put My Phone In It Yet, But I Kinda Want To Now

If You're Wondering ... Yes, I Just Got An Instant Pot. No, I Haven't Put My Phone In It Yet, But I Kinda Want To Now

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Rob Chapman
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly don't understand the hype surrounding the Instant Pot. I know people that swear by this thing & think it's the greatest kitchen invention ever. It's just a trendy pressure cooker. Pressure cookers have been around since the 40's.

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Man, That Is A Big Potato

Man, That Is A Big Potato

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I Was Tempted To Make Some 'Probe' Puns Here, But This Is A Family Comic

I Was Tempted To Make Some 'Probe' Puns Here, But This Is A Family Comic

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I'd Rather Be A Hammer Than A Nail

I'd Rather Be A Hammer Than A Nail

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Dog Gone Experiment

Dog Gone Experiment

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Fartfix (Tm)

Fartfix (Tm)

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How To Speak Scientist

How To Speak Scientist

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Passing Fancy

Passing Fancy

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Boo? Yah.

Boo? Yah.

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If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have Genetically Engineered A Cake...

If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have Genetically Engineered A Cake...

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This Spot Is Octopied

This Spot Is Octopied

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A McRose By Any Other Name...

A McRose By Any Other Name...

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#50

I Think I May Have Dated Myself With That Ben Gay Reference

I Think I May Have Dated Myself With That Ben Gay Reference

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(in case anyone is wondering, Bengay is a heat rub for muscle and joint pain. It can cause chemical burns, and a girl died from an overdose a while back)

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