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Your Cat Has Written You A Letter, And You Must Read It
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Animals, Comics4 years ago

Your Cat Has Written You A Letter, And You Must Read It

People don’t speak Meow, so one cat had to learn English to write down a few important things for her human. Mostly, demands. “A Letter From Your Cat” is a hilarious comic strip by Things In Squares that perfectly captures every detail important to ensuring feline comfort.

Bored Panda has already written about 15+ Comics That Purrfectly Capture Life With Cats, and this one definitely falls into the same category. If you, however, don’t own a cat, don’t get discouraged by this letter. Even though felines are independent and sometimes even cocky, the rewards for taking care of them outweigh all the costs. Scroll down to enjoy the humorous text and let us know in the comments if you own a cat that would agree to it.

More info: thingsinsquares.com (h/t: cheezburger)

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

Vocabulary of this cat is much much better than mine. 😐

A. Najime
Community Member
4 years ago

Cats are refined creatures

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Super Cat
Community Member
4 years ago

I am a cat and i approve this message

TheCuteOrpington
Community Member
4 years ago

.....

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John L
Community Member
4 years ago

The more I read through this exhaustive list of 'Demands', the more I realized just how blessed I am with my shih-tzu Charlie. All he expects from me is Love, and the occasional treat. I am truly blessed. 😇

Zori the degu
Community Member
4 years ago

That's why it's unadvisable to spoil any pets. My friends own a 16 years old black tom-cat. He's loyal and loving to them and he perfectly knows his place and the rules in the house. Not like the shitty cat who wrote the letter.

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Lua boots
Community Member
4 years ago

"my penis!" -Plant LOL

Bunzilla
Community Member
4 years ago

Funny 'letter', but if your cat is refusing to use the litterbox, usually there's a good reason. Either the litterbox really is too dirty, or they've got health issues. For sure something to look into. That said, I guess my cat is considered 'well-behaved' since she's not nearly this bad.

Rhân
Community Member
4 years ago

Or it is just because it likes a litterbox with or without a cover more. (Just wanted to add that it could be something not obviously without being health issues)

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Krista Irwin
Community Member
4 years ago

Funny, but totally not like my cat at all.

Sam W
Community Member
4 years ago

Well to be fair, you just may not know your cat is thinking these things.

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AllMonkeyBizz
Community Member
4 years ago

Does anybody elses cat love pepperoni pizza? That is the only thing our cat will beg for and/or attempt to steal.

Lanie Sullivan
Community Member
4 years ago

Mine does or more specifically, the pepperoni and cheese. She's not fond of the sauce or bread parts.

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cassiushumanmother
Community Member
4 years ago

As an ethologist, i really disapprove all of this posts, even it's "fun", "just joke", "harmless".This is very harmful because a lot of person who have animals read it and think that this is "the cat" or "the dog" but for exemple they are carnivorous and not meant to treat any processed food (meat is fine, vegetables for dogs and less for cats, real BARF is very good).Cats need a place to do the do very clean every day, and if a cat pee on someting else it's because the environnement is not cool. Even in appartment a cat can be happy: provide plays (hunt), multiple areas to sit above, under, everywhere in the place, it can be a furniture they can access, love, attention, good food, no multiple cats because they are solo in life and adjust to us, but don't take it as "social".A cat who pee everywhere is a sad cat because of all of that i said.Sorry for my bad english, and sorry to not find this post "cool".I will defend animals who can't talk, ever. logo-anthr...dd-png.jpg logo-anthropozoo-2-597ba2552e4dd-png.jpg

Yennefer of Vengerberg
Community Member
4 years ago

I personally dont agree that cats are "solo in life". Some of the happiest cats I've ever met have had a fellow cat buddy.

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Bart Copperson
Community Member
4 years ago

As more of a dog person, I'd prefer to see the affable brown dog take over the letter at request three, and quickly text 3 of his most aggro pitbull and Rottweiler pals to come over, and assist in his wish of 4 minutes alone with the cat to settle 2 years of scores before ultimately re-asserting natures way.... And yes: there are millions of great cats, and plenty more who could give a dog a run for his money in a scrap. This apocryphal cat isn't either one of those. No, this letter-writing feline is an asshole of the first order: narcissistic, abusive, and 2 1/2 pounds of e coli perpetually in search of a host. I also strongly suspect that this goddamn nocturnal mouse-murderer and possum-rapist supported Trump. Let loose the hounds.

Miggy
Community Member
4 years ago

I read this with the voice of Evil the Cat from earthworm Jim in my head.

სოფო დარსაველიძე
4 years ago

Literally my cat 😂😂😂😂

Vaibhavi tikariya
Community Member
4 years ago

me owww wwwrmerr meowmeow mawwwwww (hooman shold leearn cat languagw)

Vaibhavi tikariya
Community Member
4 years ago

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ima cat

Sank Same
Community Member
4 years ago

My cat wrote nine short stories. Maybe you've heard of the cat of nine tales.....

Samantha Beckett
Community Member
4 years ago

Wet food every day is bad for their teeth. Sorry cat.. not happening.

AveValencia
Community Member
4 years ago

I've never had a cat this bad.

Griselle Lugo
Community Member
4 years ago

Based on real life cat stories!!

Michèle Gyselinck
Community Member
4 years ago

This cat can go hike Grand Canyon. There is no way I would grant most of those requests, and the others are not pertinent. For example, I do not have a dog, and I won't get one until AFTER the cats I now have pass on.

Terri Rowland
Community Member
4 years ago

Beautiful, i can fully understand and appreciate what this cat is demanding, having lived five of my previous lives in cat form. I will definitely wait to see the improvements applied before I contemplate returning in my cat form again 🐱 😺 ❤😁

Ben Bärenkönig
Community Member
4 years ago

My cat said this text is especially missing parts about cardbord boxes everywhere.

Momogi
Community Member
4 years ago

And now I feel bad for the plant if it could speak with cat like that.

June Pixeld
Community Member
4 years ago

It took 2 years of life for this cat to learn to write .it deserves the royal treatment^_^

Leslie Weiss
Community Member
4 years ago

Toby to a T.

Heidi Marie
Community Member
4 years ago

Why does it say "my penis" on page 3 at the end where the plant is on the floor?

MaddySquidCat 7
Community Member
4 years ago

I 100% read that it Draco Malfoys voice

Ladislav Pollo
Community Member
4 years ago

more i read this - more I hate my selfish cat! :D

Indraja Salunkhe
Community Member
4 years ago

This is lovely...

Koko Sempai
Community Member
4 years ago

K

LoneWolfie
Community Member
4 years ago

Ah, cats…

joe Shmoe
Community Member
4 years ago

my cats love my dog.

Jovy Jergens
Community Member
4 years ago

Really witty Really witty!

Andrea McBride
Community Member
4 years ago

Someone has been reading The Oatmeal

Anna Salerno
Community Member
4 years ago

Well Cats used to worshiped as Royalty and they have never forgotten it. Now, I will continue to feed you dry cat food as i have done for all of your life so far and I will clean you litter box when I get ready at my own leisure. I'm sick and tired of you using me as your bed so stop it! As for you running around the house at 3 AM I'm used to it so it doesn't bother me anymore. The rest of your demands may or may not be met. Sincerely, your loving human!

Eleni Aggeliki
Community Member
4 years ago

I've had three cats in my life and none of them behaved like that. If you create a monster, don't blame the cat.

thebridget
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah, um this cat seems terrible. I did an obedience class with my dog and he will do everything I ask him to, and when I say, "Good boy Neville!" It's like he just won the lottery. BUT then I say, "Neville come" and he comes right to me, even if he's playing fetch across the street or can't even see me. And I say "Good come Neville!!" And you'd think he cured cancer! He's so pleased! He sleeps in my bed and does everything I want and loves me just as much as I love him. *Melting heart* Serious question (because i am severely allergic to cats and have never had one as a pet) are cats like this too?

lasagna's underrated
Community Member
4 years ago

Some cats try to pretend they're the alpha cat, but all the cats I've met (2) are really sweet, and they know who's the boss.

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thebridget
Community Member
4 years ago

So I'm severely allergic to cats and never really cared for them as a result (no opportunity to love them, you know). There was a cat that would show up at my door cuz my neighbors never took care of it. It looked like the same breed ass grumpy cat maybe? Smooshed face, long fur, etc, but with darker fur. I actually loved that cat. Acted like a dog. Would run to me for when I came home from work. My allergies weren't as bad with him/her as with other cats. It really grew on me, then one day it disappeared and I was quite sad :(

Melissa Nunya
Community Member
4 years ago

That tail in the catnip one! Laughing so hard

Biscuit Bleu
Community Member
4 years ago

That sounds so british for some reason

Sara Zakko
Community Member
4 years ago

Welcome to the world of cat~

Laura LaTata
Community Member
4 years ago

My dog, Kai, ran away after reading this. Have you seen her,?

Shinomi Chan
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes of course.. they don't have any feelings, that's why my two adorable cats always hang around me, purr happily, need tummy rubs, show lots of affection and even sleep next to me peacefully on a daily basis.

Olenka Gibbs
Community Member
4 years ago

Oatmealy

Sam W
Community Member
4 years ago

My cats just give me the look and eventually I learn what they want. It only took once to learn not to throw away the 'gifts'.

fubukifangirl
Community Member
4 years ago

How about I drop you off at a violin string factory?

Yennefer of Vengerberg
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha, well that's creepy...

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Tishka Valodina
Community Member
4 years ago

This seems like a massive rip off of The Oatmeal

Rebekah
Community Member
4 years ago

"My penis"... LOL!

Laura Zaini
Community Member
4 years ago

omg it's so funny

Socially Awkward
Community Member
4 years ago

This is hilarious! I guess I'm really lucky to have my pug Frankie!

Helen Burgess
Community Member
4 years ago

frankie's a great name!

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Brandon Collinsworth
Community Member
4 years ago

If it wasn't for the wet food thing this could have been my cat. He hates wet food always gives me a "What the hell is this shit?" look on his face when I give it to him.

Kristin Currier Ludlow
Community Member
4 years ago

Rip off of The Oatmeal.

Lucy La Hurreau
Community Member
4 years ago

I am privileged to cohabitate with six of these little bullies....we are not....she doesn't know this yet, but we left a dead bird in her bed....

Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

This cat is an asshole.

Brianna Bastian
Community Member
4 years ago

most cats are assholes

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Patrick Bateman
Community Member
4 years ago

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Sounds like some violin strings ought to be made from this cat. He's getting a little too big for his britches and needs to be brought down a peg...or just killed.

Adriana Coppage
Community Member
1 year ago

bro take a joke.

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago

Vocabulary of this cat is much much better than mine. 😐

A. Najime
Community Member
4 years ago

Cats are refined creatures

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Super Cat
Community Member
4 years ago

I am a cat and i approve this message

TheCuteOrpington
Community Member
4 years ago

.....

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John L
Community Member
4 years ago

The more I read through this exhaustive list of 'Demands', the more I realized just how blessed I am with my shih-tzu Charlie. All he expects from me is Love, and the occasional treat. I am truly blessed. 😇

Zori the degu
Community Member
4 years ago

That's why it's unadvisable to spoil any pets. My friends own a 16 years old black tom-cat. He's loyal and loving to them and he perfectly knows his place and the rules in the house. Not like the shitty cat who wrote the letter.

Load More Replies...
Lua boots
Community Member
4 years ago

"my penis!" -Plant LOL

Bunzilla
Community Member
4 years ago

Funny 'letter', but if your cat is refusing to use the litterbox, usually there's a good reason. Either the litterbox really is too dirty, or they've got health issues. For sure something to look into. That said, I guess my cat is considered 'well-behaved' since she's not nearly this bad.

Rhân
Community Member
4 years ago

Or it is just because it likes a litterbox with or without a cover more. (Just wanted to add that it could be something not obviously without being health issues)

Load More Replies...
Krista Irwin
Community Member
4 years ago

Funny, but totally not like my cat at all.

Sam W
Community Member
4 years ago

Well to be fair, you just may not know your cat is thinking these things.

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AllMonkeyBizz
Community Member
4 years ago

Does anybody elses cat love pepperoni pizza? That is the only thing our cat will beg for and/or attempt to steal.

Lanie Sullivan
Community Member
4 years ago

Mine does or more specifically, the pepperoni and cheese. She's not fond of the sauce or bread parts.

Load More Replies...
cassiushumanmother
Community Member
4 years ago

As an ethologist, i really disapprove all of this posts, even it's "fun", "just joke", "harmless".This is very harmful because a lot of person who have animals read it and think that this is "the cat" or "the dog" but for exemple they are carnivorous and not meant to treat any processed food (meat is fine, vegetables for dogs and less for cats, real BARF is very good).Cats need a place to do the do very clean every day, and if a cat pee on someting else it's because the environnement is not cool. Even in appartment a cat can be happy: provide plays (hunt), multiple areas to sit above, under, everywhere in the place, it can be a furniture they can access, love, attention, good food, no multiple cats because they are solo in life and adjust to us, but don't take it as "social".A cat who pee everywhere is a sad cat because of all of that i said.Sorry for my bad english, and sorry to not find this post "cool".I will defend animals who can't talk, ever. logo-anthr...dd-png.jpg logo-anthropozoo-2-597ba2552e4dd-png.jpg

Yennefer of Vengerberg
Community Member
4 years ago

I personally dont agree that cats are "solo in life". Some of the happiest cats I've ever met have had a fellow cat buddy.

Load More Replies...
Bart Copperson
Community Member
4 years ago

As more of a dog person, I'd prefer to see the affable brown dog take over the letter at request three, and quickly text 3 of his most aggro pitbull and Rottweiler pals to come over, and assist in his wish of 4 minutes alone with the cat to settle 2 years of scores before ultimately re-asserting natures way.... And yes: there are millions of great cats, and plenty more who could give a dog a run for his money in a scrap. This apocryphal cat isn't either one of those. No, this letter-writing feline is an asshole of the first order: narcissistic, abusive, and 2 1/2 pounds of e coli perpetually in search of a host. I also strongly suspect that this goddamn nocturnal mouse-murderer and possum-rapist supported Trump. Let loose the hounds.

Miggy
Community Member
4 years ago

I read this with the voice of Evil the Cat from earthworm Jim in my head.

სოფო დარსაველიძე
4 years ago

Literally my cat 😂😂😂😂

Vaibhavi tikariya
Community Member
4 years ago

me owww wwwrmerr meowmeow mawwwwww (hooman shold leearn cat languagw)

Vaibhavi tikariya
Community Member
4 years ago

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ima cat

Sank Same
Community Member
4 years ago

My cat wrote nine short stories. Maybe you've heard of the cat of nine tales.....

Samantha Beckett
Community Member
4 years ago

Wet food every day is bad for their teeth. Sorry cat.. not happening.

AveValencia
Community Member
4 years ago

I've never had a cat this bad.

Griselle Lugo
Community Member
4 years ago

Based on real life cat stories!!

Michèle Gyselinck
Community Member
4 years ago

This cat can go hike Grand Canyon. There is no way I would grant most of those requests, and the others are not pertinent. For example, I do not have a dog, and I won't get one until AFTER the cats I now have pass on.

Terri Rowland
Community Member
4 years ago

Beautiful, i can fully understand and appreciate what this cat is demanding, having lived five of my previous lives in cat form. I will definitely wait to see the improvements applied before I contemplate returning in my cat form again 🐱 😺 ❤😁

Ben Bärenkönig
Community Member
4 years ago

My cat said this text is especially missing parts about cardbord boxes everywhere.

Momogi
Community Member
4 years ago

And now I feel bad for the plant if it could speak with cat like that.

June Pixeld
Community Member
4 years ago

It took 2 years of life for this cat to learn to write .it deserves the royal treatment^_^

Leslie Weiss
Community Member
4 years ago

Toby to a T.

Heidi Marie
Community Member
4 years ago

Why does it say "my penis" on page 3 at the end where the plant is on the floor?

MaddySquidCat 7
Community Member
4 years ago

I 100% read that it Draco Malfoys voice

Ladislav Pollo
Community Member
4 years ago

more i read this - more I hate my selfish cat! :D

Indraja Salunkhe
Community Member
4 years ago

This is lovely...

Koko Sempai
Community Member
4 years ago

K

LoneWolfie
Community Member
4 years ago

Ah, cats…

joe Shmoe
Community Member
4 years ago

my cats love my dog.

Jovy Jergens
Community Member
4 years ago

Really witty Really witty!

Andrea McBride
Community Member
4 years ago

Someone has been reading The Oatmeal

Anna Salerno
Community Member
4 years ago

Well Cats used to worshiped as Royalty and they have never forgotten it. Now, I will continue to feed you dry cat food as i have done for all of your life so far and I will clean you litter box when I get ready at my own leisure. I'm sick and tired of you using me as your bed so stop it! As for you running around the house at 3 AM I'm used to it so it doesn't bother me anymore. The rest of your demands may or may not be met. Sincerely, your loving human!

Eleni Aggeliki
Community Member
4 years ago

I've had three cats in my life and none of them behaved like that. If you create a monster, don't blame the cat.

thebridget
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah, um this cat seems terrible. I did an obedience class with my dog and he will do everything I ask him to, and when I say, "Good boy Neville!" It's like he just won the lottery. BUT then I say, "Neville come" and he comes right to me, even if he's playing fetch across the street or can't even see me. And I say "Good come Neville!!" And you'd think he cured cancer! He's so pleased! He sleeps in my bed and does everything I want and loves me just as much as I love him. *Melting heart* Serious question (because i am severely allergic to cats and have never had one as a pet) are cats like this too?

lasagna's underrated
Community Member
4 years ago

Some cats try to pretend they're the alpha cat, but all the cats I've met (2) are really sweet, and they know who's the boss.

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thebridget
Community Member
4 years ago

So I'm severely allergic to cats and never really cared for them as a result (no opportunity to love them, you know). There was a cat that would show up at my door cuz my neighbors never took care of it. It looked like the same breed ass grumpy cat maybe? Smooshed face, long fur, etc, but with darker fur. I actually loved that cat. Acted like a dog. Would run to me for when I came home from work. My allergies weren't as bad with him/her as with other cats. It really grew on me, then one day it disappeared and I was quite sad :(

Melissa Nunya
Community Member
4 years ago

That tail in the catnip one! Laughing so hard

Biscuit Bleu
Community Member
4 years ago

That sounds so british for some reason

Sara Zakko
Community Member
4 years ago

Welcome to the world of cat~

Laura LaTata
Community Member
4 years ago

My dog, Kai, ran away after reading this. Have you seen her,?

Shinomi Chan
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes of course.. they don't have any feelings, that's why my two adorable cats always hang around me, purr happily, need tummy rubs, show lots of affection and even sleep next to me peacefully on a daily basis.

Olenka Gibbs
Community Member
4 years ago

Oatmealy

Sam W
Community Member
4 years ago

My cats just give me the look and eventually I learn what they want. It only took once to learn not to throw away the 'gifts'.

fubukifangirl
Community Member
4 years ago

How about I drop you off at a violin string factory?

Yennefer of Vengerberg
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha, well that's creepy...

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Tishka Valodina
Community Member
4 years ago

This seems like a massive rip off of The Oatmeal

Rebekah
Community Member
4 years ago

"My penis"... LOL!

Laura Zaini
Community Member
4 years ago

omg it's so funny

Socially Awkward
Community Member
4 years ago

This is hilarious! I guess I'm really lucky to have my pug Frankie!

Helen Burgess
Community Member
4 years ago

frankie's a great name!

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Brandon Collinsworth
Community Member
4 years ago

If it wasn't for the wet food thing this could have been my cat. He hates wet food always gives me a "What the hell is this shit?" look on his face when I give it to him.

Kristin Currier Ludlow
Community Member
4 years ago

Rip off of The Oatmeal.

Lucy La Hurreau
Community Member
4 years ago

I am privileged to cohabitate with six of these little bullies....we are not....she doesn't know this yet, but we left a dead bird in her bed....

Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

This cat is an asshole.

Brianna Bastian
Community Member
4 years ago

most cats are assholes

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Patrick Bateman
Community Member
4 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Sounds like some violin strings ought to be made from this cat. He's getting a little too big for his britches and needs to be brought down a peg...or just killed.

Adriana Coppage
Community Member
1 year ago

bro take a joke.

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